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Stacey
02-05-2002, 06:10 PM
First of all ..How old are you?

Secondly. I had a strange dream last night that I visited your school and did chi sau/sparred with you, then your brother. It was fun, lots of counters upon counters. You were a lot more sensetive than me, which is weird, because usually I win in that department. Oh well it was fun.

BTW, I think your cute, whats the youngest girl you would hook up with?

straightblast5
02-06-2002, 01:55 AM
"First of all ..How old are you?"
Some say that Handsome Joe and I both share the mind of a 16 yr old. :p :p

"BTW, I think your cute, whats the youngest girl you would hook up with?"
blush :o

Phil
Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association (http://www.ngfamilymartialarts.com)

Fu-Pow
02-06-2002, 12:39 PM
We got a regular on-line romance going on here!!!!! hehehehe

Not2Angelic
02-06-2002, 01:09 PM
Yeah Straightblast u r very cute :) hehe

Sow Choy
02-06-2002, 02:28 PM
Aww Man!

Now I'm getting jealous! Phil, I told you, you are handsome! He's got the whole cool Hong Kong kid thing goin.

Phil,

Did I say Hong Kong?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

joE

RAIN
02-06-2002, 02:38 PM
don't let the losers of this forum joke at you , phill . they are jealous because you get all the babys .

go for them , man !!! you are the best !!!!!!!!!

if you'll come sometime to southamerica , i'll going to introduce you to the most beautifoul girls around here .



score :

straightblast : 1
the losers of the forum * : 0





* fu pow , rain , sow choy , eddie , clfnole , extrajoshep .

CLFNole
02-06-2002, 02:50 PM
Take me off the scorecard my ass is married. No more babes for me. Leave em for Phil & Joe.

Peace.

extrajoseph
02-06-2002, 04:04 PM
Take me off the scorecard as well. I am into mature woman who is willing to do "noi lim sou' with me without all the BS. No push hands with young chicks for me, I rather take my daughter out to dinner. Sorry Stacey, you can't have me!

RAIN, Let me give you a piece of advice: Practice semen retention with mature and experienced woman is the way to go, especially the Latin variety. Phil and Joe can have all the Hong Kong babes, wobbly legs and headaches!

Stacey
02-06-2002, 05:40 PM
Well....are you gonna tell me or not?

What if no one found out?

red_fists
02-06-2002, 06:11 PM
I guess I am off the list too.

Married with Child, simply call me Al. :)

Plus, I never was into cradle snatching or similar.

Seeya.

P.S.: I thought this Board was for CMA, not a Dating Club for sexually frustrated MA teens.

P.S.S.: Boy, m I gonna get it from her now. Come here Kittty, Kitty WHAAMM

Not2Angelic
02-06-2002, 07:26 PM
Sorry Stacey,

He's Mine....wanna fight?? LoL Jk JK

straightblast5
02-06-2002, 07:40 PM
Brothers, I’m sure you're all super handsome kung fu heroes (married or not)!

Rain, I'll let you know if I'm ever in South America! ;)

Phil
Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association (http://www.ngfamilymartialarts.com)

Eddie
02-07-2002, 01:17 AM
Rain,
Eddie is happely married and has a very handsome little boy.
One thing I must argue with you and Sow Choy....
The latino babes are NO MACH for the South African babes :)

We might not have a stong currency, 100 floor buildings, an honest state president or even teenage boy bands, but we do have best looking ladies on the globe ;)

red_fists
02-07-2002, 05:43 AM
Eddie.

That is a false, best looking ladies are in Far Asia.

I should know lived/live in both places.

Not2Angelic
02-07-2002, 07:44 AM
uhhh What about us American gurls???? We're not THAT bad.....

Stacey
02-08-2002, 05:54 PM
Naw, But the Mass holes give us a bad name.:rolleyes:

Just kidding, East Coast ladies are the best, even if we don't pronounce our "Rs"


So straitblast, you won't tell your age. Good I'll assume your 17. Lets say I was to go to one of your workshops, would you accept some....service...from a stranger that you would never see again?

Fu-Pow
02-08-2002, 06:01 PM
Whoa....things are heating up....lets all slip into something more comfortable.....:D

Sow Choy
02-08-2002, 11:03 PM
oh my GOD!!! :eek:

Phil, you see that, even on the forum the girls are after you. You dirty little b*stard, lol!!!

Fu Pow,

I think we need to leave the room and let Phil go to jail on his own.

Don't worry Phil, I will bail you out of jail, just make sure you are on your way to Hong Kong soon.

JOe

puma
02-11-2002, 08:28 PM
hey straightblast5.....i read your article in this months kfq...fight
the person not the style..good work.
i almost fell into the style v.s. style trap....shame on me...i'm sure some of y'all may remember my infamous praying mantis and capoeira thread on the northern mantis forum:rolleyes:
after reading your article though....i know better now..thanks:)

iron_silk
02-11-2002, 10:37 PM
I very much enjoyed the interview with Wing Chun's Fighting Legacy - Tommy Yuen.
I learned a lot from the interview, which gave some new perspective into kung fu, but especially wing chun.

You did a great job in making his name known, and in the process making your name known as well!

Good job!