Bruce Lee On Ice Skates!

[Snoopy2000]

Check out The Olympics tonight, 2/14/2002 starting at 9:50 P.M. - Canadian Elvis Stojko will be ice-skating to Dragon - the Bruce Lee story. Elvis also happens to be a Black Belt in Karate as well as in Hung Gar - Kung Fu. He's exciting to watch!!

Snoopy

[Stranger]

Rocky Balboa said ice skating was bad for a fighter's ankles!

Are you disagreeing with the Italian Stallion?!?!?!?!?

[red_fists]

Hey, Snoopy2000.

Do NOT need to cross-post in every sigle Forum.

Actually cross-posting only wastes space and resources.

Also cross-posted threads don't allow the participants to get all the replies to each cross-Thread.

[Leonidas]

Lol, you beat me to it. I knew what it was right away when i saw the dragon on his shirt, the frog buttons, the sash and the Eagle Spreads Wings type pose. I thought it was pretty good but enough to win a medal.

[tnwingtsun]

I think I'd rather have a root canal

[Snoopy2000]

You should have seen him at the 1998 Olympics - his Bruce Lee Dragon story was excellent and he won the Silver medal, although many people say he should have won the Gold. Especially since he was skating with a groin injury - he's a tough guy.

Snoopy

[Snoopy2000]

Or just Un-Creative with Martial Arts?

[Snoopy2000]

I just got excited for this skater because he works his ass off and I thought it would be exciting for people to see something creative with Martial Arts!

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by Stranger
Rocky Balboa said ice skating was bad for a fighter's ankles!

Are you disagreeing with the Italian Stallion?!?!?!?!?

I thought Rocco the porn star was the Italian Stallion.

Not that I've ever seen a porn movie! :p

[Stacey]

his outfit was cheesey.

[Qi dup]

I saw the show, it was pretty good. Much better than me. I agree with Rocky. Hockey is a great sport however.




Rocky is the champ!

[KungFuGuy!]

Us Canadians sure got screwed out of figure skating gold medals. Did you see the partner event? the Canadian team performed flawlessly, and it was obvious that it was by far the best routine in the olympics. But who won? The Russians! Even though they fell on their ass, they still won! I wonder if the multiple russian judges had anything to do with it :rolleyes:

[Ky-Fi]

Short-track speed skating kicks a$$!

[JasBourne]

Rocco the pornstar IS Rocky Balboa. That's what Sly Stallone did for money before he hit it in legit film. He couldn't act back then either, but nobody cared. :D

*shrug* on Elvis' kungfu skate routine, it was ok but not cool enough to get me clapping.

[Taomonkey]

I was more impressed by the Russians Blond Bruce Lee hair cut. However as much as I liked it, I think he's just a few months away from a SWEET Mullet. Either way I'm sure he feels Pretty.

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by JasBourne
Rocco the pornstar IS Rocky Balboa. That's what Sly Stallone did for money before he hit it in legit film. He couldn't act back then either, but nobody cared. :D

*shrug* on Elvis' kungfu skate routine, it was ok but not cool enough to get me clapping.

No, no, no. Rocco is a porn star, he is Italian and he makes films currently. He is like in his late 20s, not sure. I dont know his last name and dont know where to look it up because the last thing I want to visit is a porn site. But he makes movies currently, he stars in movies with his name in it and a female porn star. "Rocco does [female name]". He is also called Master of An*l Disaster.

Don't ask me how I know this, honestly I've never even been in a porn shop. I know someone who loves porn movies and he tells me about them (and other people) all the time.

[Tigerstyle]

"I know someone who loves porn movies and he tells me about them"

Sure. :rolleyes: We believe you. :p

[JasBourne]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!

Ok, that totally shows you how much I actually know about the porn industry! But seriously, I saw a clip of Sly, he was incredibly bad... :D

My bad, let's stay on topic here. Yes, the Russian's mullet was a good try, wasn't it? He needs to work on it a bit more IMHO, but hey, the Russkies are just barely coming up to the present after the whole Cold War bit, so let's give the dude a chance. Wait 'till next year, he'll have a mullet to out-mullet the best yankee mullets!

[Taomonkey]

Wait 'till next year, he'll have a mullet to out-mullet the best yankee mullets!

Well I for one am going to let my hair grow, I do not want the US to hava a Mullet Gap with those Godless Ruskies. Long Live the AMERICAN mullet.

JOE DIRT RULES!!!!

[ewallace]

I am the original Chest Rockwell and I have the world's first genetically engineered mullet.

[PHILBERT]

Ok, fine I wont lie. I have seen ONE movie with Rocco in it and even then I had to ask my brother a few weeks later if it was Rocco. My brother was the one who told me about his nicknames.

[fa_jing]

However, it is true that Sly got his start in Porno. Either that or I'm perpetrating a vicious rumor, 'cause I can't remember the source.

Kinda funny when you think of that line he says in "Rocky" --
"Women make the legs weak."

-FJ

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

all those guys looked like a bunch of queers. you men should be ashamed of yourself for watching it. nothing manly about a bunch of rump rangers doing a sissy dance on ice. my girlfriend wanted to watch that crap last night so i went upstairs to see if my buddy wanted to play magic (yeah i know .. .at least you aren't some nerd playing magic like he was in highschool) and that fu cker was watching it too. i started to make fun of him and he told me to shut up cause he was trying to hear someones score. christ . . .what's this world coming to with men watching the ice skating olympics without their women there?

now that i have finished my onslaught of biggoted one sided opinions, on a suject i wasn't even asked to chime in on, you may go about giving me the thrashing i deserve.

[diego]

aint know bashing happenn
namsayn:)

[Kristoffer]

I have too agree with GDA here :D But I like to see the ladies scate. THAT*S nice man..