"Good Kung fu!"

[Ryu]

Last night, my friends threw me a surprise party where a couple of Taiwanese gave me some Buddhist items, etc. as presents. One girl gave me a pair of black nunchaku (the only type of kung fu weapon I actually have skill with :D )
Anyway I went outside to show them a demo, and afterwards all the Chinese girls were clapping and telling me that I had good "kung fu" :D :D
Reminded me of you guys. :D

Ryu

[PHILBERT]

How many numbers did you get?

[DelicateSound]

Ryu - It always seems that you are surrounded by friendly, sexy, kinky oriental girls.

WHERE THE **** DO YOU LIVE MAN?!!!!!!

I can move, really I can. :D

Congrats. A fellow Judo man with good Kung Fu!! Paul Vunak would be impressed.

[Ryu]

Well I already have their numbers, but don't get too excited because unfortunately these particular girls had boyfriends. :D

Ryu

[Ryu]

Yeah but Paul Vunak may not know if my kung fu is still good anymore...

[PHILBERT]

Yeah well, um...we can come visit you and kick there asses and you get all the girls.

[red_fists]

Anyway I went outside to show them a demo, and afterwards all the Chinese girls were clapping and telling me that I had good "kung fu"

Next time make sure your fly is done up, you are embarassing their boyfriends.
:D :D :D

[Xebsball]

Talking about girls...

One mighty be wondering why i dont post for 7 days, i was a the ***** (beach).

Hottie count never been this high, i was impressed :cool:
All kinds of ho, young ho, blond ho, brunete ho...
I was so pumped i almost started singing to the tune of:
"Everywhere i go, i see the same ho, everywhere i go, i see the same ho!"

Besides that i also seen i whole bunch of asian people wich is kinda rare here in south. I can bet my private parts that most of them were tourists from Sao Paulo.

[rogue]

Uhhhh, OK:p

[PHILBERT]

But Xebsball, you've said only 3 girls have ever looked at your genitals when you had clothes on, so it don't matter about how many hos there are.

[diego]

all the girls were clapping and telling me that I had good "kung fu"
Reminded me of you guys.


I'm sure that dude stacey, i'm sure he's proud you thought of us:)

[Kristoffer]

Im jealous,,,, not :p I had kinky saix with kinky sai xy hot asian babe last nite.. :D It's all good baby,, all good

[Kristoffer]

hmm,, maybe I should delete that b4 anyone sees my horrible spelling :(

[Xebsball]

Yeah, go ahead make fun of the man...

The man may got no more respect but he still have his hands so having babes to check out is always a plus.
Besides that i came up with a great plan called "the great 4".

[Shaolindynasty]

Xebsball- I don't know how you can't score in Brazil, I tried for like 2 days to not get laid and it didn't work:confused:

[BoxerChick]

I was at this party with some latina girls and some of their boys and then we went out side and I gave them a demo, did some shadow boxing and the boys clapped and all said "you have good boxing".
I'm as cool as Ryu and I like to brag about myself also.
Now you can all worship me like you do Ryu!

[apoweyn]

man, am i regretting speaking out on your behalf. [sigh]


stuart b.

[KC Elbows]

Boxerchick, Its obvious they were speaking in broken english. They were saying "You have good boxing", but they weren't thinking boxing, the sport, but using the noun box, or package, and trying to turn it into a verb.

What they were saying is that you have a large package, for a woman.

[Ryu]

They can have no other gods before me.

;) :D

Ryu :rolleyes:

[Xebsball]

:mad: :mad:

Yea, dinasty, thats cos youre not the fat and quiet type like me

If you ever see a overweight dude flip out its cos he is a ninja or he doesnt score.

[JasBourne]

ROFL @ KC Elbows. Classic!

:D

[BoxerChick]

KC Elbows,
I got two large packages up top.....down below isn't so large (since I haven't had any kids).

[Kristoffer]

uhmm.. great.. Now this thread will get like a million posts :rolleyes:
SHE GOT BOOBS!!!! :eek:

[red_fists]

Naah, must be silicon "packages".

:D :D :D

[JasBourne]

Hah! The only "boobs" here are the ones who still believe this is a chick. Sorry, "girlfriend", but it looks like no one is buying what you're selling. Except ummm, maybe Eddie Murphy. Or was it Hugh Grant? One of those.

Have you talked to your doctor about your gender confusion? There is no shame, you know. The clinics in Thailand have become superb at fixing up you "butterfly girls", even better than Sweden I'm told...

:D



Tchaa, y'know what?

I'm digging having this 'ignore' function available a lot these days. Thank you, admins! :D

[Budokan]

BoxerLick is a man. Guess which one...?

(Frankly, it ain't that hard to guess. More's the pity. He's losing his touch, I'm afraid.) :rolleyes:

[PHILBERT]

Ralek.

Or Ryu. (with a period). Nah, can't be him, he's too cool for that.