Funny the people you meet when you least expect it...
I was beating off to some Asia Carrera porn last night when who should come through my window but Adolf Hitler! I'm like, "Hey, Adolfus, I thought you were dead" and he's like, "Nah, just hiding out before I start the whole 'kill the Jews' thing again" and I say, "Seems like it's a small world after all, want a Coke or something?" and he answers, "How about a beer?" and I say okay, no problem.
Then I go to my room, retrieve my 9mm, steal back into the living room and blow his medulla oblongata into a pink mist while he's got Asia and P.J. Sparxx on super slow-motion and weeping over a crumpled picture of Eva Braun.
Then I scream incoherently at the splash of brains over the television screen: "My brother in-law is a Jew, you Nazi rat f*cking ba$tard!"
Yep, it's a small world after all.