Originally Posted by
Mega-Foot
True knowledge is not found on a forum. Forums are not a forum of true knowledge.
Let me tell you a true story that happened about three hours ago:
A mantis wimpled into my dojo in search of prey during the middle of our Golden **** chi gong class. A gold sash in the corner, a really fit babe with auburn hair, approached me to ask a question. I spied the luckless mantid with my heightened seventh sense training, and executed a forward shoulder roll out of a ferocious swan dive from my Shaolin Ninjitsu, displayed in the form Shaolin Crane Eats the Monkey's Paw, a movement called: Hoisting the Petard. I scooped up the mantis to save it from being crushed, right as her left foot nearly killed the insect. Frightened and startled, the mantis bit into my flesh. When the gold sash, named Evelyn, saw what had happened, she scolded the mantid: "He saved your life, you selfish cretin."
I reproved her, saying: "Who is the cretin, the mantid that bites the hand of the Buddah, or the buddah that bites the mantid of the mind, and yields no fruit?"
She bowed in humility and returned to her Golden ****, and we scheduled some private lessons after class.