Things I learned from the Kung Fu Magazine Forum
Top things I have learned while posting in this forum:
1. The internet is serious business, and if you don't agree with someone, a death match will be issued.
2. No matter what happens, MasterKiller will find the most vile, disturbing pic to post.
3. "Clueless knucklehead" is the new nickname of 85 % of all MMA fighters.
4. If you do horse stance long enough, you can take 10,000 roundhouse kicks (make sure you don't call it a Thai kick:p) and not even flench.
5. Of all things on here I enjoy, Ronin's pics of gratuitous T and A is why I come back.
6. Forty year old men **** and moan and fight more than sixteen year old girls.
7. San Shou is not a true representation of TCMA.:rolleyes:
8. If MMA/TMA threads were banned, there would be nothing left to talk about.
9. No one works hard during the day that is on here (stole that from someone from the other day)
10. Kung Fu traces it's origins back to America, when the Native Americans began a silk trade during the Xin Dynasty with Shaolin monks who they taught meditation and smoking peace pipes, which in turn led the monks to watch animals mate and led to the development of animal styles, also the 18 Hands of Lohan was a Native Amercian tradition of swinging.
(All right, I made the last one up.)
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