What's Christmas all about, Charlie Brown?
And there were in the dojos grapplers tapping each other out, keeping watch over their erections.
And, lo, the Budokan came upon them and the glory of Funakoshi shown around him and the grapplers were sore afraid.
And the Budokan said unto them, Fear not: for, Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all Martial Artists.
For unto you is born this day in the ghettos of Baltimore, a Troll, which is Rolls the Troll.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find him wrapped in a Nascar gi, lying on the couch, beating off to UFC #2 videotape whilst clutching a bottle of hand lotion.
And suddenly there was with Budokan a multitude of Kung Fu and Karate players praising Rolls and saying,
Glory to all Martial Artists in the highest, and in our kwoons and dojos, peace, and good will toward all men. Even grapplers.
The KFO daily Review said....
In this passage, Mr.Budokan spreads a novel twist on a classic tale, updating it for the 21st century, with references to popular culture and iconic figures such as the infamous Ralek, the worlds greatest wanker.
Overall, a post worth reading, 9/10
man that was quick thanks kung
i think budo should be banned.
if you had read the forum rules at the fineprint that good print
it would state know lewd conduct no trolltalk and elves etc
and that this forum is strictly for kungfu and HIPHOP related topics,the gayatee of some of vandamme wannabe brucelee closeups doing splits and ish....BANNED thats a troll,if you wish to discuss the dual nature dichotomy of tupacs spits that would be considered benificial & ACCEPTABLE:thank you...
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aco(kolypse now HEEHEE:cool: