No Royal Dragon You Say?

It can't be true. I hear Royal Dragon is a AI created by Dutch fast food workers, originally called Royale Dragon With Cheese.

All the girlfriend stories, the obsession with Windows, the iconoclastic arguments - all concocted on a Linux server by an evil genius.

I mean has anyone ACTUALLY seen him in person?

I smelled that cheese a mile away.

Hmm, you may have a point there. Seriously, have any of you actually seen Royal Dragon and RD's Alias - 1A post at the same time? I never have, have you?

RD's Alias,
I tell you, Royal Dragon is not real.

I don't think he is either. I think he is an urban Internet Legend.

I once shot a Royal Dragon, just to watch it die.

I heard he once jumped 100-ft from a helicopter into a perfect horse stance. His back was so strong afterwards, he was able to raid several wedding receptions at once.

I heard he invented weddings just to make pulling women more challenging.