New Thread Format 2: Tui Shou and my smug superiority

Okay, since you all only helped my "Sexual Tai Chi In the Park" program with your negative vibes and repeated calls to the authorities, I thought I would use our newest thread format to establish this new aspect of my smug superiority.

Feel free to discuss the virtues of tui shou, so that I can laugh at the meager understandings that led you all to have the temerity to question the merits of my series of articles "Why Push Hands Has Helped Me Lead Exotic Dancers To Jesus."

Do not fear, any harsh words you send me will miss their mark, like a buddha palm attacking my already retracted gonads.

See kids, this is what happens when one indulges in way too much internal training.

Ah, the lunacy of my detractors is already present.

If what you say is true, then why have so many in Western Kansas subscribed to my newsletter, Fistful of Jing: the Thoughts and Wisdom of KC Elbows?

I do not expect you to answer. How could you, being mere mortal?

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Originally Posted by KC Elbows

Ah, the lunacy of my detractors is already present.

If what you say is true, then why have so many in Western Kansas subscribed to my newsletter, Fistful of Jing: the Thoughts and Wisdom of KC Elbows?

I do not expect you to answer. How could you, being mere mortal?

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Kids, read this post carefully and see, for yourselves, the dangers of jing retention !

It is always the ignorant who seek to undermine the good work I have done for women with self image issues and bad judgment. Through tui shou, I have shown them how to be receptive, and through a program of progressively increasing tuition rates and numerous incidental fees, I am able to buy them the flowers and jewelry that precede their nightly healing sessions.

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Originally Posted by KC Elbows

It is always the ignorant who seek to undermine the good work I have done for women with self image issues and bad judgment. Through tui shou, I have shown them how to be receptive, and through a program of progressively increasing tuition rates and numerous incidental fees, I am able to buy them the flowers and jewelry that precede their nightly healing sessions.

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http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...44735-Pimp.jpg

I would never degrade the young female students who I expect won't be good based on their gender and who, through inexperience and misplaced admiration, have inappropriate feelings for me that provide opportunities for long arduous teaching sessions, by calling them hoes.

But this thread is not about my moral superiority!

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Originally Posted by KC Elbows

I would never degrade the young female students who I expect won't be good based on their gender and who, through inexperience and misplaced admiration, have inappropriate feelings for me that provide opportunities for long arduous teaching sessions, by calling them hoes.

But this thread is not about my moral superiority!

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Or lack thereof?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gorUVvlvPHA

if high school kids may sing chinese

you may do your pushhand right

1. up and down with vertical circles

2. left and right with horizontal circles

2. random circles

fixed steps

moving steps

random steps

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the idea of push hand is to connect


1. I push down the opponent's arm and then push his chest

it is a vertical circle to connect the 2 moves .

2. I raise my forearm to gua the opponent's foream coming at me at high

and then push his abdomen,

again it is a vertical circle to connent the 2 moves

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I may practice 1 while the parnter practice 2

and vice versa

what you see we are doing push hand drills without losing contact around the wrists

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Tsai Chin and Wu Ying ying at 2006 new year concert in shanghai to welcome the year of dog. Wu was 84.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOBhzSYZnI

Wu Ying Ying sang the song in 1957.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL9LQ...eature=related

Wu Ying Ying passed away in los angeles at the age of 87 last december.

the song writer used the song to describe his missing of his son.

even thou the lyric is about missing a love affair between a guy and a girl.

"once I had a romance" --

I meant that

what people see is that 2 people doing pushhand

actually we are neutralizing and counterattacking on and on

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what people hear is a song of missing a romance

and actually, the song writer is missing his son. he separated with his son for 30 years.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2biF2...eature=related

I meant

if you want to sing chinese love song

you have to learn and sing this song

it is with a soft and easy to follow tune, we have to sing our emotion/feeling out--


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if you want to learn how to fight with your tai chi

you have to learn and practice pushhand

it is with a soft and easy to follow format, we have to practice with our intent out

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it is not important who is inferior or superior

let us practice tai chi

let us practice push hand

or

let us dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfByE...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxcx...eature=related

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Yes, focusing on superiority or inferiority in push hands is a mistake. This is the advantage of my smug superiority: it merely is, and so requires no focus whatsoever.

This is why it is so laughable when you people try to close my Taiji Aerobics for unwed mothers class at the YMCA.