Your mouth boxing cant stand up to My Fearless Lizards fists
Grrr! Im not afraid to fight no sharp tounged womin (I even said so in the main forum) !!!
Wushu Chik do you think your MouthBoxing Technique can withstand my Shaolin Lizard boxing?...
Never !!!, I'll smack you silly and send you off to Sin The so you can learn his Shaolin Do , and maybe that will teach you some respect for a true warrior. HA
Why if you werent such a cyberspace coward Id Challenge you at your own Style , and defeat you with your own Mouth Boxing.
Out of order to backchat me!
Idiot.
Ok I can undertand your position
I would be upset at the world too if my folks named me after a fast food chain Wendy. But its ok.
Why do I need to smoke a blunt when I can listen to you p m s and let your hormones take control of your better judgement.
Doesnt suprize me that you like getting smacked around you probably have been all your life and I can see that its retarded your thinking.
And by the way I do have respect for everyone else , and even you.
So theres no need to feel emotionally scarred.
Now get back on the corner and make me some more money!
Ahh Reemul tisk tisk tisk
Lizard fist practicioners use their heads as one of thier primary weapons.
It was a decent attempt , but here try this on for size
Hack -----PTOOOO!!!!
lizard spits poison.
:D
Seeing Reemul and putting on the spandex!
Jon using his Tae Bo speed quickly turns on Kyle Minogue dance music and beguins his warm up.
After approximately 10 minutes of star jumps, sit up's and push ups im ready to bust some fairy fist.
Seeing reemul in his matrix jump 9 feet in the air[still] i quickly attempt the only thing a good tae bo fighter would... I try and kick him in the face. Due to my ammazing splits abilty, i easily make my foot reach the 9 feet and bring my big toe crashing into the side of his head with brutal force. I follow up by loadly yelling KI YAHHHH.
I then turn to Starchaser107 and beguin my flashdance fist form, Starchaser having no idea how to counter such a dangerous and darn attractive technique can do nothing but sit in awe of my skills and drool.
Turning on Wu-shu chick now, i realise my fighting skills will not be so easy to use... Wu-shu chick trys insulting my attire...
This was her first and only mistake, being a Tae Bo man i immediatly began to dish out the 'talk to the hand girl' and 'you aint all that' smack talk which always works in these situations. Then calling on all of my reserve, i simply talked much louder than she was capable of. Totaly drowning out any of her opinions with my load and obnoxious voice.
The Spandex fist has proven himself once again:D