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I'll be the guy standing just behind JoeDoe with my back to the camera.
Don't forget to have SifuAbel wander through the occasional scene in horse stance with a couple of guys balanced on his legs.
GunnedDownAttrocity can make cameos, swiftly appearing to rape any corpses.
Rogue can interrupt every other scene with a reminder about how bad the 911 attacks were.
Man, there's a role for everyone!
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Can I be the guy whose mouth keeps moving for five seconds after the dubbing stops?
I have always wanted to say:
Your Kung Fu is obsolete, old man... .
Pleasepleaseplease!!!
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On the set I would like to be responsible for restraining the midgets from assulting the other cast members. I will also keep the female body doubles uhhh...occupied between scenes.
As for a role in the film, I will leave that up to the directors to place me accordingly.
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You people talk too much; train more.
:)
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I want to be the reoccurring-borderline retarded lackey. That serves tea to all of the masters.
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I want to be the happy go lucky dude who flies the red biplane. :D
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the motion picture...
... I think the real question here is who is cast as who? I've always felt Nicholas Cage could play me well...
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Can I have a light saber?
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I'll be in the big bong scene.
peace
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"GunnedDownAttrocity can make cameos, swiftly appearing to rape any corpses."
hell yeah!
and put me in charge of the gore. i gots ideas ya know.
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...with a special appearance by Ron Jeremy as Chang Style Novice!
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Can I be the anonymous martial artist who spends too much time trying to post reasonable messages on internet forums in defense of liberal politics?
I swear, I'll do a good job.
If not, I'll do a cameo, but no nudity.
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Two words for my charater:
Full Frontal.
Yeah baby.
JWT
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Screw the Kung Fu scenes! I'm gonna be the next Leon :cool: My manager has already signed me a contract, wich gives me the right to kill atleast 342 of you :D OH! And the Kristoffer Theme song is in the works.
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Pfft! GDA can have he dead ones. I like my women alive, it's more fun that way.:D