"The artist must burn with a hard, gem-like flame." - Oscar Wilde
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"The artist must burn with a hard, gem-like flame." - Oscar Wilde
"God**** it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!"
- Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe, USMC, Guadacanal, 13 January 1943
ALL YOU DO IS GET YOUR HAIR WEAVE, **** , EAT ****, GAIN WIEGHT""butbut"***** IF YOU GONNA LEAVE THEN ?O LEAVE, I TRYED TO BOND YA, TRIED TO REINFORM YA..BUT YOU STILL A ?OE, YOUR FATHER SAYS YOU WAS A ?OE, AND ***** WHEN YOU LEAVE ME YOU STILL BE A ?OE"whatwha"***** TO BE A NURSE YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL FIRST///MY **** FILLED UP YOUR PURSE ABORTED MY CHILDS BIRTH??????AND BEFORE YOU CAME TO MY CRIB I NEVER SEEN A ROACH, MAKING MY BATHROOM SMELL LIKE A MEATMARKET"butwhatwha" ***** I'LL BUST YOUR GUTS, WITH THOSE WEAKSOGGY TI*S WANNA KNOW WHY I BUST QUICK, TRYING TO GET TGHIS **** OVER WITH, AND BEST BELIEVN IM WITH MY REAL FREAK ON THE WEEKEND, ONCE HAD THE BODY OF A MODEL, AND CAN SWALLOW A WHOLE AVACADO, CELLULITTE AND GARGOYLE FEET THAT RAGGEDY ***** A STARVING DOG WOULDNT EAT, SPREAD THAT phatAS+ SIDEWAYS STRETCH MARKS LOOK LIKE THE US HIGHWAYS.... & quote
RzA as BOBBYDIGITAL: Domestic Violence:
Ok boys, time for crazy stuff, and dont worry ntohing in this one is perverted:
"Look you stupid ******* you havent got any arms left!" "Course I have!" "What! Whats that then?!?!" "Just a flesh wound"
- Black knight v.s King Arthur
"First there is the cherry fondue. Now this is extremely nasty. But we can't prosecute you for that." (I love that line!)
and one more, one of the most famous lines:
"He's not dead, hes resting!" "Well if he's resting, I'll wake him up!"
Peace Y'all
Last night I meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me. --FriendofMan
The praying mantis has no defense against the frog. --Rolls
Does this look infected to you? --Budokan
Ow! My bruised forearms! And my STRAINED LIGAMENTS! --Goktimus Prime
Want some candy, little girl? --Neal Cameron
Come here, big boy. --Grisella, to Dangle
"BULL$HIT MISTER HAN-MAN!!"
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I agree! I think that using the judo chop would round out Wing Chun very nicely! In fact there should really be a fourth empty hand form specialising in the finer points of it! And a weapons form needs to be developed for sharp-brimmed hats, too, don't forget. Especially techniques on how to use them safely inside electricity substations. And come to think of it, does Wing Chun have secret movements specifically designed to escape from everyday situations like when you get strapped to a table and have a laser ripping up the table between your legs (as you do)? If not, what was Ng mei thinking of?!
That quote is about yours truly, on the end of a psych evaluation (of sorts) :DQuote:
The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 76% chance that he will end up in prison!
My personal fave:Quote:
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed" -Bruce Lee
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"Receive what comes. Escort what leaves. No contact, rush in"
"There are no heroes, just scared men doing the wrong thing at the right time"
"after i have finished raping all of your natural orifices i will cut new ones and have my way with those as well."
"I don't teach application because application doesn't work"
-Shi Yan Ming
"The dead oak walks for love."
Dylan Thomas