Must have gotten some of those "mis"fortune cookies
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You will die alone and unmourned
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Must have gotten some of those "mis"fortune cookies
Quote:
You will die alone and unmourned
Every fortune out of a cookie is better if you add 'in bed' at the end of any fortune.
Fortune Cookie Messages are always so insightful: :D
"You do not have to know where you are going to be headed in the right direction." (latest fortune cookie message). Not to mention, fortune cookies have literally helped keep me from starving.
You're still the baddest the fukc ass guy up in this motherfukcer!
Depending on the company make, I try to put the numbers together for Big Lotto:cool: Haven't won yet but still trying when there may be a big payout!
Call me sentimental:D
1. You will find new love
2. Stick with your wife
-source: simpsons.
What the heck kind of fortune is this?Quote:
Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake
I used to never eat fortune cookies. I used to just crack them for the fortune and toss the cookie part. One of my old teachers worked in a fortune cookie factory for a while and told me some horror stories. I can only imagine how nasty that must have been. Now I usually eat them. I don't know why. MSG withdrawal maybe? :confused:
Starting to get numb, huh... you can only care so much before you just say "fuck it". We eat tons of nasty stuff we think is fine. The more mass produced something is, the higher the chance of contamination.
For a spell, I thought the fortune wouldn't come true unless I ate the **** cookie. Now I just add Lucas's 'in bed' comment and it's all good.
BTW, Lucas, why does the TN office think I owe you nachos? :confused:
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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles by it