Originally Posted by
Shaolin Wookie
And now, 1bad65, I'm calling you out because Sifu Abel is keeping his peace and he's not running up the boards with nonsense.
1bad65: I strike Wookie with a blazing right hook, and it lands squarely on his jaw.
Shaolin Wookie: My girl hits harder than that, and she hits me almost every day for my smart mouth.
1bad65: I kick Wookie with a blazing leg kick and then go for a single leg takedown.
Shaolin Wookie: I let him take hte single leg, because it's a prosthetic. He tumbles to the ground, holding onto my severed plastic leg. He mounts it, and it looks, for a minute, like he's humping a leg. Then I unfold my real leg, because I had it tied up for the ruse. I sneak up behind 1bad65 and apply an RNC. He squeaks like a little girl. I ask him are you going to be a good little boy.
1bad65: I tell him I'll do whatever he wants, unless it's anal.
Shaolin Wookie: I tell him that's gross, and I let him go.
1bad65: I go and get comfort from the ring girl.
Shaolin Wookie: I laugh in the corner, because that's the same ring girl RD was kissing.