Don't get me started on prophets. Once, Buddha ditched me at a bar to go home with some floozy. And he was my RIDE!
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Don't get me started on prophets. Once, Buddha ditched me at a bar to go home with some floozy. And he was my RIDE!
Pah! What can you do, eh? All peace and love to the masses, but it's all p1ss-up and ho's in private.
:rolleyes:
Join a non-prophet organization.Quote:
Originally posted by Serpent
Pah! What can you do, eh?
*rimshot*
Jesus saves!
Passes to Buddha...and BUDDHA TAKES IT TO THE HOLE!
:p
NO, YOU DI'NT!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by FatherDog
Join a non-prophet organization.
*rimshot*
:D
If you really want boring, read the archives.
If you really want funner, read the archives.
Everyone brings something to the forum to make their own fun here. I'm sure if you post more pics of yourself, your forum experience will get lively again. ;)
Oh yea...i'm sure that's all people want to see is pictures of myself on here.:rolleyes:
Think about it the next time you gas up.
As for any great duels with serpent (or shall we say "sir pant":p ) just get in line like all the others. It reminds me of something Bruce Lee once said (or was said to have said) something about how there was nothing in it for him to fight challenges. If he lost, that would suck, obviously and if he won, everyone would say he was just beating up on people, nevermind who threw down the gauntlet. And that was Lee, not me. If I was really good at CMA, I probably wouldn't write as much. But, dear serpent, if you really want to challenge me over eulerfan, since you're the challenger, I get the right of weapon choice and I choose Guinnesses. You buy. :D
Better yet, I'll just send Design Sifu after you - he specializes in the removal of snakes. It's one of his many odd superpowers, right up there with font identification.
Actually I'm married so there's not much contest here. I'm just out for the free beer. Beware my drunken fist!
You know, when I first conceived of the "got qi?" I never imagined it would end up here. Now if it would only end up here!
As for moving the thread, this thread is way too big too move. Instead it's just going to replicate on the TC forum here. This is where Margie is debating about posting more pics. Maybe y'all can convince her.
Got qi? is like a virus. Catch it. Join us. It'll take over the whole forum one day (well, maybe not the Wing Chun forum.)
THis reminds me of a funny story I once heard. Apparently, there were these two Louisiana politicians. One was short, like five feet, and a real fighter. He was pretty fractious, challenged people to a lot of duels and always won. The other was tall, like 6'6", lanky, razor sharp wit and couldn't fight to save his life. Tall guy made some joke about the short guy and the short guy immediately challenged him to a duel.Quote:
Originally posted by GeneChing
But, dear serpent, if you really want to challenge me over eulerfan, since you're the challenger, I get the right of weapon choice and I choose Guinnesses. You buy. :D
Tall guy said, "Okay, I'll have my second talk to yours but I'm going to choose sledgehammers six feet deep in Lake Ponchetrain."
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a111Quote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
small pimp can barely handle one, think two :eek:
Hey, chicks dig guys with a sense of humor. Or so I hear.Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
NO, YOU DI'NT!!!!
:D
I'll challenge any of you over a bottle of Bacardi 151. I'm only 2 years out of college and born and raised in New Jersey's poisonous bosom; whilst many on this board could kick my ass, none can match my resistance to toxins. :DQuote:
Originally posted by GeneChing
But, dear serpent, if you really want to challenge me over eulerfan, since you're the challenger, I get the right of weapon choice and I choose Guinnesses. You buy. :D
Pics are always popular on here. Every once in a while, someone will put up a post with their picture and everyone will put up pics of themselves. I'm not big on those threads, but that's just because I'm technologically challenged. One of these days I'll scan a pic of myself and crack monitor's the world over. It'll have to be 3d to catch the glory that is my nose.:D
Ohh, I give up. I had a real bad experience with 151. It was a NYE party and everyone - I mean everyone - passed out right after midnite. I was still standing, sort of, with the hostess and we started to clean up because we were too drunk to think of anything better to do. We started drinking the spiders out of the hard liquor bottles. Bad Idea. Next thing I know I burst a blood vessal in my eye from dry heaves (actually, re-burst from a sparring incident, but that's another story entirely.) Anyway, the 151 bottle was the last one I remebered - certianly not the sole culprit but it wasn't until I went to the Bahamas until I relearned to drink the stuff. It's not my hard drink of choice by any means...
Ironicly Serpent put himself into this er... compromising position, as a result of failing to resist my instagation in the first place...Quote:
Better yet, I'll just send Design Sifu after you - he specializes in the removal of snakes. It's one of his many odd superpowers, right up there with font identification.
No offence... Serpent, you just fell into my Jedi mind trap...
of course eulerfan seemed all too willing to promote your downfall at the deadly hands of Gene Don't be fooled by that clean cut look!!!,
I guess once Serpent was out of the picture...this would just leave Taoboy & Xesball to contend for her virtual-affections... Who will be left on top?
Not only is Design Sifu adept at dealing with snakes, he can make links that are simply befuddling. Be afraid, oh reptilian one, be very afraid.
To get back to one of the topics of this thread, should we break out the old jello tub for the duel over eulerfan? Would that be cherry or lime jello? Fruit salad? :p
Jello was a topic of this thread before, wasn't it? Maybe it's time for someone to post a recap of what happened on each page. Better one of you than me. I'll be busy making jello and taking the hem up on eulerfan's shirt.
KC wants to see your pix. And I'd much rather see yours than KC's...
If you want to make it really interesting, just send me an extra small.
...that this though has not crossed my mind.
ke ke ke
What, were all those PM's just pillow talk?:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by GeneChing
KC wants to see your pix. And I'd much rather see yours than KC's...
Really Margie, most of the forumites aren't ready for my pic. First off, I can assure you that, despite the fact that I get far more sun than them, I am whiter than our members from Finland. I'm mozarella white.
Not to mention that I have what my wife lovingly refers to as an 'alien skull'. Seriously, the knockout point on the back of your head? My skull has an overhanging bit that covers it. And there's a ridge running over the top of my skull, right down the middle, like a walnut.
I do have long blonde hair that everyone is jealous of, but none of them are rushing out to get walnut heads and mozarella pigmentation. Not to mention roamin' noses(as in roamin all over my face).
Did I mention I have no less than 5 scars where my nose meets my forehead? 5 different scars from 5 different accidents. And fangs. Big fangs. They run in the family, but I've got the biggest set of them anyone's ever seen.
Seriously, for the sake of the forum, keep my pics off of here.:D
Definitely send her the smallest got qi? t-shirt that there is!
As for the whole duel thing, I love the way it's ended up as being an offer from Gene to get p!ssed on Guinness or he'll set Design Sifu on me!
Well, rather than rock the boat, I'll go and have session on the black stuff with Gene, Design can continue to dredge up mind-bogglingly irrelevant links and eulerfan will still be there for me when I get back as Gene is married anyway! And she'll be wearing a tiny got qi? t-shirt. (Briefly!)
All turned out all right in the end!
;)
BTW, go the Jello. Cherry, I think.
Yes, go get drunk. I don't want Design Sifu to ruin that beutiful face by firing round after round of hyperlinks at it. I'll be waiting here for you, complaining incessantly of the unbearable heat.
Is it any wonder that I love this girl! ;)
ur doin good man, xebs is trailing far behind on this 1 ;)
dawood
You know, this thread is organic. It's an experiment in free-thought chaos and loosely associated dialogue.
Imagine a race of aliens, hundreds of years from now, uncovering the KFO database from under piles of old Kung Fu & QiGong Magazines and a hippy skeleton drenched in Guinness. Said aliens will look at the database and see the longest thread therein and decide, "Hmm, this must be the deepest insight into the minds and ideals of this ancient race of huuumons!"
Imagine their horror when all 50-odd pages of this nonsense is finally translated! :eek:
Quite a time capsule we're leaving here, people. Good work! Keep it up!
I always suspected as much. But for what it's worth, I have a ridge down the center of my skull too, with two blood grooves on either side. It made for many hours of derision when I shaved my head at Shaolin Temple. Given the general angular cut of my face, I look like some sort of vulcan/klingon halfbreed when bald. Another reason to keep my hair long....
... who jumps in the middle of this thread. Much less the race of aliens. They'll have enough to work out just by looking at music videos, let alone this here forum.
For a long time we were playing with the idea of got qi? sports bras ( see http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsma...tsporfits.html ) I don't think they would sell at all, but it would be fun to get some of the ladies to model in them. Like Margie on martialartsmart.com - nothing like getting your fellow employee to model in her underwear. What's that? Ooops! That was last month. Sorry if you missed it. :p
Okay, Serp, now I'm afraid.
On KFO - no-one can hear you scream.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
And if you're not scared yet, in the immortal words of Yoda:
"You will be. You... will... be!"
Spooky little green Jedi dude.
And just how in the Sam hell did I miss models in their underwear!? :mad:
After seeing him fight, I don't think I can ever look Yoda in the eye again. He'll be like, "Why look you not at me?"
And I'll be all, :rolleyes: "No reason, there's just....look up there, a bird!"
You know, where I live, it's snowing right now. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
I'll be waiting here for you, complaining incessantly of the unbearable heat.
Gene: Ah, a bad experience with a type of drink can forever sour you... I understand. I can't drink much Jack Daniels, for much the same reason. I can drink rum like it's goin' out of style, though. :D
My wife has strictly forbidden the removal of any of my hair, and she is right. I've got the bloodgrooves as well, angular face and all. It's okay, if I ever decide to become a monk, shaving my head should guarantee celibacy.
Mr. Monkey's index of famous monkeys?
Dayum, Design Sifu, that was a savage attack! Your linking prowess is improving exponentially. You're like that simple dude that surpassed everyone else in Lawnmower Man! ;)
eulerfan, I hear you on the Yoda thing. The trick is to kick his stick out from under him before he gathers his Qi, sorry.. the Force. The run like buggery before he starts bouncing off the walls.
:cool: :D :cool:
just making sure people's ARE paying attention....
Yeah, bit out of left-field, that one, huh!Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
Mr. Monkey's index of famous monkeys?
Design?
Sweet! I'm Roy Batty, the totally cool replicant from BladeRunner!Quote:
Originally posted by Design Sifu
:cool: :D :cool:
just making sure people's ARE paying attention....
"Yes, questions..."
"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!"
I'm Pris, the total babe from Blade runner.
Once again proving.....
On a hunch, I changed one answer. With that one question answered differently, I became R2D2. Care to guess what the question was?
You're Pris and I'm Roy Batty. That's cool! ;)
What question was it? Is there such a fine line between Pris and R2D2?! :confused: