OK, back to the positive thread ...
I just got back from the Orlando beer festival, where I just developed one hellacool drunken form. At least I think I have... I'm doing drunken Say Lok in front of the mirror right now ... :D
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OK, back to the positive thread ...
I just got back from the Orlando beer festival, where I just developed one hellacool drunken form. At least I think I have... I'm doing drunken Say Lok in front of the mirror right now ... :D
Who really cares?
Brad hahahahahahha *breathe* bwhabwhabwhabwhabwahaha *cough*..9dragonshijin is a blockhead...hehehehehe *sneeze* *sniffle* *ooze* *hiccup* d'uhhhhhh oh? Loser.......
Oh yah...... Brad you cannot keep me down. Because you will never be able to identify me, I do not think you can keep me from posting. I'll be watching you, you will not be watching me.
To the rest of you:
Although I was on a long hiatus, I decided to look back and see if there was any useful martial arts information. Surprisingly? I found none. Even without me catalyzing your quibbles, you guys cannot seem to get along. Evidently I am not the problem. It seems to me that the trouble stems from Tampa *cough* whitewhirlwhind *cough*. This whole thread seems like a ill-contrived P.R. ploy to boost your egos and system's guise. Therefore, I have made my triumphant return.
Northernmantis: It is commendable that you acknowledge you headstrong ways, which are ultimately hindered by your shortcomings(yes this is in reference to your physical stature, you angry little child). You cannot use your heritage as a crutch for your behavior. Your list was a menial waste of time. No one cared and no one respects you. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. Later Dopey (*reference to Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
Whitewhirlwhind: Who cares that your in China? Big **** deal. This was suppose to be a positive wah lum thread. Not a look at me I'm bigger stronger and faster ego feeding thread. What exactly were your intentions? What the hell is ironhead and why is it waiting for you? Does 9dragonshijin give it to you well or something? Maybe you give it to him? Is this a special technique or training? Wow, your school sure is liberal....is that the positive point that you were trying to make??
Olethros: Shut up! It's better for people to simply think you're a fool rather than you confirming it by posting.
Ken Fei hung: Isn't that a little presumptuous? Can you really compare yourself to a chinese legion. I guess when you base your life around a cartoon and live in your own dream world you can? You seem pretty proud of the fact you live in a broken white body? (read his profile, its good for a laugh). Tip: Spell check/grammar check does wonders.
Samantis: Get a life, you give anyone that practices martial arts a reason to quit. It is because your practicing at work that we look like weirdos. Not to mention you go off and practice while drunk. For Shame.
ChinaVillage: Who the hell do you think you are. You did not show up until after I called these people out. You are based off my observations. I noted that it was whitewhirlwhind's fault that this got started. I called for his apology (see "An open apology..."). Whitewhirlwhind is my ***** and possibly 9dragonshijin's *****? and Kao ken is his *****? Anyways what exactly are you trying to accomplish? Are you trying to mount my high horse in order to gain some noteriety? Points have already been made...by me. Nevertheless you seem to rehash them in a never-ending loop. Your are just repeating what I stated in lewder/raunchier manner. You are not my associate, nor are you my peer. I wrote a poem far before you did, however, I was not the first, 8secretherbs was. Your poem is simply a shameless attack upon whitwhirlwhind, who had you followed his progression already apologized. ******* We are not equals, I am far greater than you. I am currently using 20% brain power, whereas, you are lucky if you are using 10% , which is probably 9.5% bong resin and low rent cheap alcohol.
I thought I was forgotten......
What is first?
Maybe you thought prior to my thought
maybe my thought preceded that thought
Does thought exist ?
I don't exist
What exists?
Do questions exist?
do we question rhetorical questions?
Why do we question that which we question?
Does any of it really matter?
What is matter?
Nevermind
What is the mind?
no matter
the brain is true
thought is the unexplained
does it then have no truth?
Am i thinking?
is thought made by me?you? him? fish? us?
How many toes does a three toed sloth have? (Olethros?)
Are oranges really orange?
Are they decieving you too?
Who can I trust? Not you. Not me. Not fish.
Can I get some ironhead?
Who am I? Where's Waldo? Why did we forget him too?
8secretherbs: Wow! that was really really out there. If I wasn't you I probably wouldn't have understood it. Good thing you are me. That's what you are. I really talk weird. Wait you really talk weird. Do we really talk? Oops wrong post........ Isn't funny how the good goes bad. Or maybe the bad is really good and the good is really bad. Its all chicannery. All of it.......
Hahaha I'm pretty funny aren't I. What a whack job.... reminds of you all that have wasted your time reading what I type.:p
aaahhh the beauty of the ignore button.Pressing in 5..4..3..2..1..good bye playing mantis.:D
Oh and by the way is anyone here going to go to the Nick Scrima tournamen in St. Petersburgh?I'm planning on going I just need to round up some money.Hopefully I can get enough to sparr if not then it's forms for me.Hope to meet some of you there.
:cool:
lol! Hey CV I think you answer to us because secretly you love mantis kung fu.:D
Gotta give it to you judo guys, you guys have some grip. A couple of weeks ago I was helping my older kung fu brother help a guy out on his form because he was busy with another guy. Well anyways I go and correct the guy on the form and then I show him the application of the techniques.Then I show him a simple move where you clean off at the wrist to defend againts wrist grabs (which has worked very well many times before) and the guys hand wouldn't budge.It took me me like 2 or 3 more tries for it to actually work.I look at the guy and said good grip and he smiles and said I used to take judo.Cool story huh?:cool:
LOL, CV, I didn't know you had a thing for Hua Lin Laoshi! That explains everything ...
NM, I'm planning on going to St. Pete, although it may just be to cheer on my Wah Lum brothers & sisters.
You've found me out. I do have a "thing" for Hua Lin. I've been wanting to get in his a*s for years. Maybe once you pull your head out there will be some room in there for me.
NorthernMantis and SaMantis
I`m going to attend N Scrima`s tourny, it would be nice to meet and have fellowship. NM Vamos a encontrarhos paracenar ese fin de semana.
thanks, yu shan. I look forward to seeing you there!
Cool I'll see you there.There might be a chance that I might not show up though since I might have to assist my school in a kung fu show at the Univerity of Miami.We'll see what hapens.
Hope to meet you there.
NorthernMantis
Wouldn`t you rather represent your school in an international tournament, then a local show? I`m sure you can find someone to fill-in for you. Don`t you want to meet us Pong Lai guys, and see we are not a bunch of a**holes. Te debo una comida afuera en el pueblo.
lol I never said that about the PL guys yu shan. I don't think it will be on the same day so there's a good chance for me to come. If I do come I'll take you up on the food.;)
NorthernMantis&SaMantis,
What are your favorite hand forms and weapons forms? And do you train in the Lions yet?
See ya.