I'll agree with that chinwoo-er.
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I'll agree with that chinwoo-er.
I'm going with Gwan Yu. Bad arse mofo, and he uses one of the coolest weapons around.
I am going for the Monkey King btw, the fact that in the story, he can basically turn heaven and hell into his playground is unignorable. Come one, who else ever did that in other mythologies ?
In addition, he was proclaimed by the Buddha himself as being the "Holy Sage of Combat" at the end of the story say alot about his supremecy on the battlefield against anyone.
We should enter all our fighters on etapout. Everyone picks a god, chooses their style, trains them and fights. Who's with me?
Shoalin Kung Fu, opting for Kali isn't the best choice when it comes to "arms". Why not choose the thousand-hand, thousand eye Gwun Yin ? Now fighting someone with a thousand hands, thats nasty.
Thor would **** you up good
My vote is on Yoda.
After he merged with the Force, that is, not pre-merger.
But you have all forgotten the lesser gods.
What about Ralph, god of coffee?
or Untzu, god of womens undergarmets?
..Or the dog you call 'mother'
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haha.
You respegonize my dog as a god.
Silly fool. Our dog just had puppies and we do call her momma and mother.
:p
BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Odin. But, then again, maybe Freya. Odin backed down from her a lot.
Lets here it for all the beer gods who will run the concession stands:
Aegir brewed ale for the gods after Thor brought him a big enough kettle.
Ragutiene, (rah-gu-TEAH-nay) Goddess of Beer in Lithuania
Ninkashi, sumerian Lady of Beer
Hathor, Egyptian goddess of beer and ale and wine.
anyone know any peanut and popcorn gods?
It's not a paradox, as long as you adhere to the Western orthodox definition of omnipotent, which is "Able to do all logically possible things."Quote:
Originally posted by Serpent
Then he is not omnipotent.
Paradox!
A rock so heavy that an omnipotent being can't lift it (since lifting a rock is a logically possible thing) isn't a logically possible thing, so the inability to create one doesn't create a paradox.
Dude, go back and reread the bit with the moneychangers. He drives them out of the temple by beating them with "a whip of knotted cords". This means that either A) Jesus was in the habit of going to synagogue with a whip on his belt, a la Indiana Jones, B) He got ****ed at the money changers, went home and got a weapon in a suiting up sequence reminiscent of the Punisher, or C) got ****ed enough to miracle a whip out of midair and start beating ass with it.Quote:
Jesus was a hippy. He wouldn't fight.
Anyway, my definitive quote for this thread:
"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee
Thor would just waste all those sissy gods with that big hammer!
C'mon, now. You're reaching.Quote:
Dude, go back and reread the bit with the moneychangers. He drives them out of the temple by beating them with "a whip of knotted cords".
Girl-slapping some money changers with a belt isn't the act of a tough, no-holds-barred God. He didn't even choke one out.