Dear mr dim mak, why dont you post a video clip demonstrating you super street fighter turbo edition fire ball. Then we shall hear no more about it.
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Dear mr dim mak, why dont you post a video clip demonstrating you super street fighter turbo edition fire ball. Then we shall hear no more about it.
Dear Mr. Humble-one:
AS you can see, I am having enough difficulty having a website designed and put online to establish my credentials! A video would be even more difficult for the technically unsophisticated! However, if you wish to post your name, address, telephone number and credit card information to this site, I will gladly send you a video for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You must be the cardholder, be over 18 to participate, and I accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express.
Sincerely,
dimmakseminar
dimmakseminar: I anxiously await your website. When will it go live? Whatever technical problems you may be experiencing can be easily alleviated by throwing some pocket change at a hungery, young web developer. Query, will your website look anything like the Official Ninja Website--with real ultimate power and everything?
By the way, I'm very impressed by your diction and usage. How did you fair at the Grammar Rodeo?
As I understand, it is considered to be one of the 72 consumate art secrets of the shaolin temple!
i have the book and it does tell you how to train to acheive this!!!
YOU DOUBT DIM MAK SEMINARS CINNABAR PALM!!!!
Infidel! Your lucky the esteemed DMS hasn't struck you down from 30 feet away with his qi!
LOL!!!!!!!! This is the funniest thread I've ever read. :D :D :D
It's just hilarious....
what in the name of gayness is going on here!
lets forget about kung fu. we should all go and purchase standard issue hand guns!
At first, this topic drew me because I thought the speaker here will try to educate some of us with his serious overtone. But folks, from reading just that paragraph above I couldn't help myself laugh chilidishly and feverishly, that I opted to read respose from the rest of you. My sincere apology.Quote:
Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Greetings to All Esteemed Readers of Kungfu Magazine:
First, let me introduce myself. I am Dim Mak Seminar, and I hold an 7th degree Black Belt in the Dim Mak. Well, to be more specific, I specialize in the Dim Mak, although I am well rounded in many of the dark arts of Shao-lin and Iga, and I was once the true lineage holder of the Cinnabar Palm, the One Finger Tsan, and the Fairy Palm through Zhang San Feng! I am even developing a website with my kungfu family tree! I also have 7 white stripes on my black belt to prove my qualifications. So, you can definitely see that my qualifications speak for themselves!
Watchesyoupee: Hello guys, let me introduce myself, I am Watches You Pee. I specialize in grass hopping at the school of Sleeping Mantis. :) This art is all encompassing, mysterious, dark, with unfathomable power. To be honest, it is a heavy burden, I often wake up with dark chi aura sorrounding me as I practice my nightly chi blasts.
Dim mak seminar...........ching....understand that to explain the fundamentals of dim mak concepts here is a mission if not a complete waste of time....if you can endure, one dim mak practioner to another..I give you props.............
hmmmmmmmm..........how to approach the unapproachable??????????????????????? ;) :D :) :cool:
I think you two are related, if not the same person. :)Quote:
Originally posted by blooming lotus
Dim mak seminar...........ching....understand that to explain the fundamentals of dim mak concepts here is a mission if not a complete waste of time....if you can endure, one dim mak practioner to another..I give you props.............
hmmmmmmmm..........how to approach the unapproachable??????????????????????? ;) :D :) :cool:
Oh great dimmakseminar, I registered just to post this message. I need your guidance, and require for you to teach me the dim mak so that I can beat all the frat boys that are kicking my butt. I will pay you anything, but I don't have a credit card, so I was wondering if you'd take paypal?? Thanks :D
is pay pal like...,,,,,about to become crude, so forget it..........so anyway now me and dimmak aseminar are one and the same???...dam I hjate it when I get busted????...hmmm..which of my identities will come unstuck next??????:rolleyes:
Ps......dude.I'd send you some charts, but dimmak is sacred , so ...maybe next life ha ;)
The deadliest and perhaps most delicious smelling kung fu techniques the world has ever known.
In this rare photo, you can see clearly how the bun comes into play. Particularly debilitating to the victim is the legendary effectiveness of the sugary frosting
gbs are always a good choice
Will this thread ever die?
No, there are too many unanswered riddles such as...
Why bother registering your hands with the police when you're maiming/killing people from "over 11 feet" of distance?
How could they prove anything? Do they match chi residue from the "carcass" of the loser (oops, let me narrow that down, not dms, but the unfortunate adversary :rolleyes: ) with traces of chi from dms' palm?