Maybe its just hidden beneath the scales?
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Maybe its just hidden beneath the scales?
Oooh! I'm thinking the fish scale equivalent of a paper cut!
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Hopefully they come with an owners manual that has a warning.
But think of the BJ's!
I know some broads that must be part mermaid.
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But what about the uber strong mer-baby?Quote:
But think of the BJ's!
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Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
But what about the uber strong mer-baby?
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May I use this time to once again voice my distaste in the fact that we cannot use the font size option on smilies.
~ Is it actuall possible to have a discussion on this forumn without puerile individuals highjacking the entire topic and ruining the discussion for everyone?
~ There used to be (in the not too distant past), several good discussions on mulitiple topics with experianced practicioners who could actually contribute to the over all knowledge of the board.
~ Not it is becoming a mental circle jerk...
Peace
Sin Loi
Yi Beng, Kan Xue
Of course not you big dummy, the smillies are graphic files and not part of the font character sets.Quote:
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
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May I use this time to once again voice my distaste in the fact that we cannot use the font size option on smilies.
Have fun developing graphic files that respond to font parameters, hey, you might make some big bucks from it as so far everybody else has failed.
;)
Leimeng - in a word. No.
Of course, instead of just whining about it, you could ignore the nonsense and just post about kung fu, etc.
Just a suggestion.
:)
A man was walking on the beach and spied another man sunning himself on a towel. The prone figure was a well-built individual, obviously a body-builder, but his head was only a bit larger than a tennis ball. He opened his eyes and caught the walking man staring at him. "I'm so sorry," the man said, "I shouldn't stare, but I couldn't help noticing that your body and your head are not in proportion."Quote:
Originally posted by Serpent
But think of the BJ's!
"That's an interesting story," the other man said, sitting up on the
towel. "Sit down here with me and have a beer and I'll tell you the
story. You see, I was on this very beach, walking along like you were, when I saw a mermaid out there by the rocks. I swam out and snuck up on her and caught her. As you might know, mermaids will give you three wishes so that you will release them.
Well I'd always been a 97-pound-weakling sort of guy and couldn't get girls so the first wish I wished to have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger. And POOF! I was changed instantly into a strong, virile man. Next I thought to myself I will need a place to take the girls I will be getting, so I wished for a million dollar beach front mansion, and behind you is my magnificant home. So now I have the body and the place, all I need is the girl, right? So I turned to the mermaid and wished that I could make love to her. She explained that she was just a fish from the waist down and could not make love with a human.
So I said to her, "So how about a little head?"
Ehehehe...
At least were keeping this thread up top?
:)
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Originally posted by Dark Knight
I have many tapes from him. I like his approach.
He belives a good big man will beat a good small man. His strengthening tapes are good.
if you have been thinking of buying his tapes I reccomend them.
Anyone interested in selling their tapes? I have not been able to get anyone mail back from Green Dragon for over 2 years. I want to buy some tapes that I don't have but can't find them. Anyone have any to sell?
1.) yeah.
2.) Don't quote me on this, but from what I gather, the White Lotus system was developed after a large summit of renowned CMA masters of many styles was held. From what I've learned/seen, I can tell you it is VERY circular and very effective. It has some Shaolin elements, but very few animal components (if any). I'm not sure I would call it an "Umbrella" system, though, as that seems to have negative connotations regarding leaving vital things out. White lotus is very comprehensive.
3.) Several people, but the only one I know by name is Master Femon Ong. Sifu Allen is also a second-generation disciple of GM Chang, but did not study under him.
4.) That's a different Green Dragon school; ours is only in Ohio.
And I don't know what to tell you guys about the ordering of tapes. To my knowledge they are still running the ads and stuff. I just don't know.