Originally Posted by BlueTravesty
Why goodness, that would be wrong! What you do is call the Homeowners Association (The U.N.) and tell them about all that is happening, and show them the photos of your windows, your dog, etc.
That way the Homeowners Association can look at it, and say "Well this is all very bad, we'll investigate further." You call week after week to check on the investigation, and you still get the same response. Months pass by. After all, the Homeowners Association is busy with important things, like parking illegally and punching an old lady in the face while claiming "Homeowner Immunity."
At this point, more damage has been brought against you. Your wife was shot by a stray bullet, and your son is too scared to go outside of his room anymore. You have another neighbor who is pretty good friends with you (the U.S.), and offers to help you out.
"Great, so you're gonna come with me to confront him?" you say.
"Errrr, no. But here's a gun. Good luck with that!" your other neighbor replies.
So after much agonizing and soul-searching, you hold the gun, tempted to fire back at your neighbor, but you know the possible consequences. You hear a crash, and a thud. Your son is laying dead on the floor. Unable to take it, you fire back, and you accidentally kill your neighbor's wife. Your neighbor immediately calls the Homeowners Association. HIS son straps a bomb to his chest and blows up your car in order to avenge his mother.
At this point the Homeowners Association wants to take the title to your house, saying "You know, we were just going to help you out with your neighbor, but you just COULDN'T WAIT could you?" Then the Homeowners Association chastises the neighbor who gave you the gun, and claims that since you acted without them, they cannot help you. Nothing is done or said to the neighbor who is still taking potshots at you.