The Iron Crotch of GM Tu Jin-Sheng
A BBC crew was here today to film a documentary on GM Tu Jin-Sheng and his iron crotch. It's part of a 3 episode series called ***** Envy; this episode is called Building the Perfect *****. So anyway, they filmed him pulling a 17ft U-Haul truck in our parking lot and both Design Sifu and I got to brace him for the tow. He did a similar tow at our 10 year anniversary
GM Tu had me kick him a few times in the crotch to warm up. I didn't go full power - I have these slip on shoes from Caterpiller (even has a a tractor on the side) and it has the retaining bead which I was afriad might hurt him if I unloaded a full snap kick (it's one of my few decent kicks actually). But I did kick him about eight times, half of them were solid, all of them were enough to put a normal man down, given the target.
He did two pulls. For the first, he tied off using his shaft and balls. The second, he just used his balls, which he claims is much harder. He said he can do just the shaft too, but he has to be very erect and he said he didn't want to scare anyone. I had a close up view of all the tying in - it was as real as it gets. It took about half a dozen of us to push the truck back into position for the second pull.
For anyone behind the times on our Iron crotch research, here's my cover story. And my first piece that broke GM Tu's story. There was also a Weekly World News article that plaguerized my first piece without crediting me back in in Nov 2003, and a Penthouse article earlier this year that completely misqouted me (but made me sound wittier, so I didn't complain). We also did an article on his son Jack, a national champ, in our last issue, Nov Dec 2005. Sandy Tu (aka Mrs. Tu) pulled me aside and said that I could have those skills for just 10-15 minutes a day. I don't know, man, I don't know...
A disciple of Buddha does not lie
It's been one of my more challenging vows, but not nearly as hard as 'A disciple of Buddha doesn not intoxicate self or others' :o Besides, what if someone beleived me and kicked me in the junk? That would suck. Or maybe the converse. Whatever. It certainly would NOT be good for me.
Howard will have to wait. The next stop is Kevin and the Bean show, a southern CA morning show. I have an appointment next Monday. Tune in, turn on, drop kick. ;)
I couldn't leave the SF massive out
I'm also scheduled to be interviewed on the John London show at 4PM next Monday. There's live streaming on their site, so you can all hear me get flustered by another DJ. :cool:
Just another manic Monday
Well, the Kevin and the Bean interview went well for me. They were really funny and seemed to be on point with their questions. Plus a So. Cal listener coached me a bit on their routines. Double December indeed. It was also noted that I tend to start answers with the word 'well'
Well, what can I say? I'm a writer, not a talker.
The John London interview went into this weird tangent that I didn't get at all. They started asking me if I thought Bruce Lee was really killed by Chinese mafia, then that classic newbie question "what is the best martial arts for the street?" then what my height and weight was and if I'd be open to accompanying one of them on a night out drinking some he could turn into drunk ******* and have me save him by kicking everyone's ass. wtf? I thought we were talking about Tu's testicles.
For the rest of the day, Gigi did a search on our novel incoming traffic, finding these sites, mostly porn sites, which she would IM me and ask about. That's right, my boss was IMing me porn. Can I claim sexual harassment for that? If only. Meanwhile, a mischevious Design Sifu was also IMing me sites that mentioned our recent Iron Crotch publicity, only a few porn ones, but one really nasty one that had nothing to do with it with these horrid overweight dominitrixes and, and, oh lord, let's just not go there. DS and I discussed posting the odd links here, at least the ones that a SFW, since most of them, especially Gigi's, were NSFW.
blisters and dominitrixes
woliveri: There are a lot of heat issues apparently, but blisters sounds rather extreme. If you really want to know, you should get Tu's Iron Crotch video; he explains it all there. I'm just the translator and occasional nutcracker.
DS: Overweight doms are just nasty. You just wanted to 'one-up' what Gigi was sending me. You could make yourself useful and post the SFW links you sent here, if you still have them.