The Quote of the Week Thread
I thought this would be fun place to post your most entertaining, insulting, humorous, and or outrageous quotes on KFM Forum. You can post them on this thread with a hyperlink or PM them to me for nominations and I'll post a winner every Monday.
I used to have a call center sales job and would write down all the outrageous **** the sales reps would say over the phone on Fridays and make people guess who said it. Its usually good fun. Here's a couple I found:
"When you grasp zen, you see the Asian and the absence of Asian. There is no distinction."-Gene Ching
"Maybe Hendrik is an Immortal"-Graham H
And my personal favorite:
"Just replace Paleo Diet with Dysentery."-Wenshu
Wenshu rising to the top...
I'm not sure but I think that's a double negative....
"The only thing that explains why you had to jump in is your troubling predilection for preternatural codependency with younger gentleman."-Wenshu
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/foru...=61187&page=47
I gotta hand it to s_r today.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
sanjuro_ronin
Maybe the should have gotten Matt to do Batman instead of ASSfleck.
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Of course, it's only Monday. The week is young. There's plenty of opportunity for someone else to capture quote of the week this week.
It's a short week this week with Labor Day so I nominate mawali
Quote:
Originally Posted by
mawali
It's a qi string! Can't you see it? I see it:D
You have to follow the link to get it...
...or not. :rolleyes:
Two more contenders for this week...
...coming in just under the wire on Friday!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Blacktiger
Its like in Bloodsport - two ways to go out, blow the farker off the run way or knock-out.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Syn7
While I'm sure I'm sexy as hell when draped in cheese, I'd have a hard time with the ninjette part.
I can't decide which of the three above I like most. :confused:
Your quote is only funny in context
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Lucas
Its cuz im a foul guy!
Almost worthy of a quote of the week, but not quite. It's out of context.