Let the festivities begin... the no-blood spilt 21st century challenge thread!
Let me set the ball rolling...
Royal Dragon: Yo mamma so stoopid she gave birth to you!
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Let the festivities begin... the no-blood spilt 21st century challenge thread!
Let me set the ball rolling...
Royal Dragon: Yo mamma so stoopid she gave birth to you!
Yo momma's so fat that when she had her liposuction, world hunger was put to an end.
Yo momma so stank her gas is global warming.
Ok these are just awful. I must put a stop to it.
Watch this instead...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776756
yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, her high school photo had to be an aerial photograph.
Yo momma so fat, when she walking around wearing heels. She strikes oil.
yo mama takes a bath at Seaworld!
yo mama screwed more black men than FEMA!
yo mama's poonany so big, you have to use googleearth to find her g spot.
and
yo mama's feet smell like a bag of doritos!!
Yo momma's so fat, the restraunts in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Capacity: 380 persons or yo momma"
Yo Mammmm so fat you have to dial 2 area codes to phone her!!!
yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers
Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to pay attention, she flexed her arms.
Yo momma has no neck and uses head & shoulders.
Yo momma's so FAT that when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, rescue helicopters try to land on her back! :D
http://www.spaceboos.com/Momma_Insul...momma_fat1.gif
Doc
Yo mamma so dumb she sold the car to buy gas.