I'll start. Here's a sword hottie.
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I'll start. Here's a sword hottie.
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I sshouldn't be doing this at work cause I have drool everywhere and nobody will sit by me now:(
but this is a much better weapon:D
I'm just going to start with our archived e-zine film reviews.
Sword Hotties:
Uma Thurman
Milla Jojovich
Karen Shepard
Zhang Ziyi
Michelle Yeoh (no sword pics :( )
Cheng Pei Pei (the original sword babe)
Other Cold Arm hotties:
Jennifer Garner (do sai count?)
Lucy Liu (does a keibo count?)
Gun hotties:
Charlize Theron (no sword but an honorable mention as an Academy Award winner)
Cameron, Demi, Drew and Lucy (no swords and that's why the movies sucked :p )
Ahhh, that was fun. After a quick cold shower, I'm going back to work...;)
Greetings,
This one started it all. (EDIT-- For me that is) (If she came to see me tonight I would not turn her away; I'd be bumpin and grinding for a glimpse of Valhalla):
http://enworld.org/Inzeladun/conan/valeriamovie.htm
Other favorites:
Anita Mui
Joey Wang
Hui Ying Hung
mickey
[QUOTE=mickey]Greetings,
This one started it all (If she came to see me tonight I would not turn her away; I'd be bumpin and grinding for a glimpse of Valhalla):
http://enworld.org/Inzeladun/conan/valeriamovie.htm
Other favorites:
Anita Mui
Joey Wang
Hui Ying Hung
She was nice but b lin and and li li li are my favs. don't know if lily ever had a sword, but she had to have. Can't think of any amricans so nice job mickey. And I actually get that site, that'll keep me busy till 1 tonight at work. :D :D :D
thanks a lot:p :D :D :D :p :D
it's about dungeons and dragons:p I like games like pokemon and digimon:D
That is a D&D site,
I couldn't find better pictures.
Actually Bergman gave it the push in America. She was a dancer in real life. She handled the choreography well. Chinese heroines figured prominently in Chinese cinema and in Opera. In history, the Yang family for example, had female warriors.
mickey
Azumi is Aya Ueto. I just caught the the original (2003) by Ryuhei Kitamura (director of Versus - and Versus 2 is in production!) There's an Azumi 2, which was done in 2005. I must check that out. Azumi is an orphan assassin surrounded by ninjas, ronin and samurai, all with really bad hair and way too much thigh exposed. It's pure popcorn and Azumi wears a cute little keikogi top that's white and purple, shows off her glorious legs, and looks spectacular when splattered with blood. A definite sword hottie!
Here's a nice Azumi shot. Not that I'm surfing the web for Azumi shots... OK, I'm going back to work now...
Excellent Movie great kung fu, gorgeous women & sharp swords ;)
http://photo.sohu.com/20041025/Img222664906.jpg
http://www.moviereporter.net/fotos/s...s/swords07.jpg
http://www.kungfucinema.com/reviews/...rds_103105.htm
I wasn't a huge fan of Seven Swords, but I know others like it. I'm not a big fan of the main Seven Swords hottie, Charlie Yeung Choi-Nei either. I think the first time I noticed her was in Jackie's New Police Story, and I thought she was just trying to be Maggie Cheung.
Ahhh, Maggie. Forgive me. You're my ultimate sword hottie and I should have mentioned you much earlier on this thread.
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Originally Posted by GeneChing
Without trying I always seem to be going against you, well here I go again. Could you please put a brigitte lin sword picture up there , i keep searching amazon, and i can't find any freaking pictures of her with all sites blocked here at my work. And that is another topic I think I will bring up but for now i will say to you that maggie cheung is a hot sword woman, in hero, brigittle lin is consistent and never needs great makeup or outstanding wardrobe to make her look er best. When b lin wakes up in the morning she doesn...
I love maggie cheung, just think she is hotter in modern movies like supercop and iceman cometh. But even as great as she looked in hero, no match for my woman. I figure she will be over 50 when i am getting up to 30, you watchme, i'll get her(if hieronim doesn't first).
Totally agree with you! The only problem being that, while I felt the same in 2003, if you're living in Japan you seriously can't get away from Aya Ueto - she's like, EVERYWHERE. Imagine any product, and she'll be on the poster for it. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneChing
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I wasn't a huge fan of Seven Swords, but I know others like it. I'm not a big fan of the main Seven Swords hottie, Charlie Yeung Choi-Nei either. I think the first time I noticed her was in Jackie's New Police Story, and I thought she was just trying to be Maggie Cheung.
Gene you are hard core I thought this was a light topic and you just crushed my world. Thanks, you know what they say about payback.... :p
http://www.flashlegsrare.com/Classic...ette%20Lin.jpg
http://www.international.ucla.edu/cm...rigittelin.jpg
I could see how Aya could get overdone. Is she like the Britney Spears or Paris Hilton of Japan? Now when is Britney or Paris going to take up sword?
I used to be into Brigette Lin. Then she started playing too many transgender roles. One of my friends who is a closet-****sexual was way into her. Call me ****phobic, but that turned me off of her. I totally respect her work still, but given the list so far, my #1 is still Maggie (with an honorable mention to Jennifer) :p
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Originally Posted by GeneChing
From what I have heard about azumi, I can believe anything that has happened with that girl.
Gene, that sucks you got turned off of my woman, btu I'll tell you what, it's a good thing she is not a man cause I would be a ******** *** *-***** ***.
Found somemore great shots look Gene more Azumi!
How is that Gene ;)
Thanks for saving the best for last:DQuote:
Originally Posted by canglong
Hmm, well not really. Things here don't really work the same I think - i.e. rather than overt sex its more lolita complex. She basically has a fixed smile on any poster she's on, which wears a little thin after a while. That's not to say she isn't still hot of course, even when advertising Yahoo Broadband. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneChing
How about classical and refined taste....
So Gene
When you see a picture like these Ladies what is the first thing to come to mind plot, story line, setting if you didn't like the movie please don't tell me you think these women aren't gorgeous you might lose some of your cool points with me. :rolleyes:
What can you say about Ueto Aya?! Except that the way most Tokyoites pronounce her name is Wet Aya which is even hotter! :D
Azumi is cool. One of the best movies. The manga are cool too, but unfortunately for you lot I don't think there's an English version yet.
However, unfortunately I have a piece of advice:
Do
Not
Watch
Azumi
2!
It is sacriligiously crap! Really! It's horrible! The worst acting, the worst directing, the worst action, the worst script etc etc. Sorry, but as a big fan of the first, I thought I'd try and save you the disappointment that is the second.
:(
To make up for moaning about Azumi 2 here's the other everywhere woman in Tokyo, and again no complaints with
ladies and gentlemen (ahem)
Yamada Yuu
Couldn't find any sword pics so will
boxing gloves do?
:D
One of our writers, August West, reviewed So Close in In the Shadow of Kill Bill: Hong Kong meets Hollywood in Shaolin Soccer, Medallion and So Close. I'm going to complain to August about not sending us any proper pictures for that film.
Gene,Quote:
I'm going to complain to August about not sending us any proper pictures for that film.
So, how many would you like and what size ;)
Hey Gene, saw this magazine cover the other day and thought of you.
http://www2.noticiasdot.com/mas18/ba...n-Stuff-05.jpg
ugh. Tila.
She's the definition of butterface.
I'm with MK...
I'm with You's Guys. Even in this obviously touched up photo, she only looks OK. Check out some non touched up photos, BARF! Looks like any club rat skank.
The ultimate myspace Bi-*****. Edit: come on, we cant say Wh0re? that is in the bible aint it? Just like **** and hell, DOH!
I mean, there are much hotter chicks on the internet, how did she get her own show. Pathetic what some people watch nowaday.
i met her once. she was a nice girl.
I merged the threads. Long live sword hotties.
That Tia spread was Maxim or Stuff or some similar men's mag. One of our IT guys collected mags of that ilk - keep a little library in the xerox/fax room. It was fun to peruse while waiting for the copy machine to warm up. yeah... He had that issue, but since he's no longer here that much, he no longer stocks that library and it's been mysteriously disappearing. I'm not sure we have it anymore...
it was stuff. imagine maxim with anybody that not lily
Time for a sword hottie flash back.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/46ecab2210...sen-h888kw.jpg
Brigette had the physique for Red Sonja.
Zhang Zhi Yi is actually a very pretty girl.
However, most of her roles were boy like or fighters.
It is very difficult to her feminine side on the screen.
oh oh,
here is a good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5PFsGZUaY0
:)