It's Another Post A Quote Thread!
"I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives."
--Tolstoy
Your turn...
YOU DONT COOK YOU DONT CLEAN READ OR FEED THE SEEDS
ALL YOU DO IS GET YOUR HAIR WEAVE, **** , EAT ****, GAIN WIEGHT""butbut"***** IF YOU GONNA LEAVE THEN ?O LEAVE, I TRYED TO BOND YA, TRIED TO REINFORM YA..BUT YOU STILL A ?OE, YOUR FATHER SAYS YOU WAS A ?OE, AND ***** WHEN YOU LEAVE ME YOU STILL BE A ?OE"whatwha"***** TO BE A NURSE YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL FIRST///MY **** FILLED UP YOUR PURSE ABORTED MY CHILDS BIRTH??????AND BEFORE YOU CAME TO MY CRIB I NEVER SEEN A ROACH, MAKING MY BATHROOM SMELL LIKE A MEATMARKET"butwhatwha" ***** I'LL BUST YOUR GUTS, WITH THOSE WEAKSOGGY TI*S WANNA KNOW WHY I BUST QUICK, TRYING TO GET TGHIS **** OVER WITH, AND BEST BELIEVN IM WITH MY REAL FREAK ON THE WEEKEND, ONCE HAD THE BODY OF A MODEL, AND CAN SWALLOW A WHOLE AVACADO, CELLULITTE AND GARGOYLE FEET THAT RAGGEDY ***** A STARVING DOG WOULDNT EAT, SPREAD THAT phatAS+ SIDEWAYS STRETCH MARKS LOOK LIKE THE US HIGHWAYS.... & quote
RzA as BOBBYDIGITAL: Domestic Violence:
For all of the closet Monty Python fans
Ok boys, time for crazy stuff, and dont worry ntohing in this one is perverted:
"Look you stupid ******* you havent got any arms left!" "Course I have!" "What! Whats that then?!?!" "Just a flesh wound"
- Black knight v.s King Arthur
"First there is the cherry fondue. Now this is extremely nasty. But we can't prosecute you for that." (I love that line!)
and one more, one of the most famous lines:
"He's not dead, hes resting!" "Well if he's resting, I'll wake him up!"
Peace Y'all