http://www.joaf.co.jp/isyo-kasou/kat...honkaku-1-.jpg
point proven I think.
"the style is the powerful"
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http://www.joaf.co.jp/isyo-kasou/kat...honkaku-1-.jpg
point proven I think.
"the style is the powerful"
And what point would that be Jethro?
Oh my goodness, I cannot believe I just replied to this thread, I swear to all of you, I am not a Sado-Masochist! Well not usually anyway. :rolleyes:
RFB
hahaha...now how does that even prove its a "judo katana"..???? all i see is a katana, a wakizashi and a tanto...where does it state its judo..??
My m8 Steven Rain said i needed to play hide the rainbow row but i was like wtf, then my m8 andy said like about these judo katans so i was like awesome omg.
Then my mate andy hooked me up with this baldhead girl but i was like wtf "you knew she was baldhead, you knew she had no **** hair i'm gonna get her with my judo katanas"
but anyway check the picture it proves there are katanas for judo !!!
"Life is for the living, but martial arts is life - the praying mantis uses its fangs for life, not death"
lol.
Iaido is not part of judo, it is a different ryu entirely.
judo is sportive jujitsu.
Iaido is the sword arts
Karate is the striking arts
and so on, and so on.
The Japanese are very careful to categorize everything they can to ensure that even if you do get something wrong, your incorrectness will be limited to a given category.
They are not loosy goosy in the least about their martial arts. That strictly an american thing.
I think it's high time america just started it's own martial arts and calls them:
"the red carpet dancing twirling flinging screaming red white and blue punch/kick fest as overseen by deluded old men who think they are great masters of 100 years ago"
or something like that. :D
Right, my sensei (grandmaster Andy of the Takeshi judo squad) is soon to enlist in this forum to teach you boyz a lesson and maybe make you an offer you can't refuse. Here is a list of rules that will not be broken during his time:
1. You will refer to him as "Grandmaster Sensei" only.
2. You will respect the Judo tradition and the bushido code.
3. You will NEVER insult the ways of Grandmaster Sensei Andy.
4. You will not disrespect the traditions of John Takeshi.
5. You will end every question posted to him with "Thank you Sensei, I was foolish but you have made me more wise"
Number 5 on the list must be stated every time when talking to him. Things are going to change around here, I think the table's have turned.
"the man who hath the power of the shaolin is the tiger spiritual" Master Cheng
tell me you're not serious... especially about number 5.
What will happen if we ignore law 5?
Isn't John Takeshi the actor that played Shang Tsung in the Mortal Kombat movie?
How do you demand Gong Sau in Japanese???? :D
HA!
1) He is not my Sensei.
2) I respect all martial backgrounds and traditions, your safe there.
3) This depends on his ways, if they are rediculous, prepare for insultation.
4) Sure, fine, why not.
5) Get real.
whoppee! more trolls!
into the fire with them! :p
I don't think it is unreasonable to ask for you all to say "Thank you Sensei, I was foolish but you have made me more wise" after everything you say to him!
If Lao Tzu started posting you would give him some respect! In a similar way (because he's very similar in wisdom and spirituality and mind etc.) you should give Grandmaster Sensei Andy of the Takeshi Judo Katana tradition some respect.
"the lion may have the power, but what happens to the tiger is the mind of the spirituality"
if lao tzu started posting here i would die of laughter. one of his stature and enlightenment would never post on an internet forum.
tell you what, i will give your "grandmaster andy" the same respect i would give the mysterious lao tzu character, but only as soon as he gets a large portion of an entire culture to follow his teachings for a couple thousand years.
i get the feeling this grand master andy dude is just gonna be mega fist with a different account...
what every happened to red5angel....hmmmmm....hehe
that was Cary-Hiroyuki TagawaQuote:
Originally Posted by brothernumber9
Is'nt the mega fist something that a lot of gay men engage in ??? :D
So far the person posting as mega fist seems to be somewhat anal in the posting he keeps making. !
mega fist
I must admit it went over my head at first but I have become a fan of your dry humour.
All I could say is thank you sensei I am foolish buit you have made me more wise!!!!! lolo I love it!
Your mate Andy lolol Genious!
When your Sensei spanks you with his wooden paddle, you should bounce like a fish and said, "Thanks, Sensei, I deserve that". (Sorry that I can't help here.) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mega_Fist
I could never respect anybody put their Phd title on their name card. One of my students had already declared himself as "grand master" several years ago and I don't know what that could make me into. Title (if it's important) should be given by somebody else and not by yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mega_Fist
When I was in Taiwan, I had an English class in a church during the summer season. The 1st day that every students had to introduce themself. I said, "I'm Mr. XYZ". Everybody was laughting at me. The English teacher then corrected me that "One should never call himself Mr." which I still remember even today.
Andy's title as "Sensei Grandmaster" was given to him in 1997 by John Takeshi, a nunchuku and sai-sword expert and Judo Grandmaster.Quote:
Originally Posted by YouKnowWho
As for point 5 on my list, I consider that to be the most important as it shows that you are willing to put all your trust in my mate Andy (which you should).
My mate Andy once beat up 10 people in a row, if that doesn't earn him the title of "Sensei Grandmaster" I don't know what does.
"the hare is faster than the leopard of the tiger spiritual"
Do you have reason to think that this guy is red5?Quote:
Originally Posted by PangQuan
I know two guys, One who:
- holds 8th degree black belt in his style. When people asked him about MA. he always said, I just know a little and still need to learn more.
- has big kunckles on his fist. He always said that he used just 2 punches and knocked down somebody. He then humbly said, "I should be able to knock that guy down by one punch, I still need to train more."
Which guy do you want to be friend with?
Greetings..
I don't have to be faster than the Lion.. only faster than someone else in the same vicinity..
A man is judged by the quality of his character, not the publicity..
Be well..
I agree, it's sorta like that tale:
Once a dog found a bone and put it in his mouth. He then went down to the river and looked into it and saw his reflection. "Oh that dog has a much nicer bone than I have" the dog said, and as he opened his mouth to take the bone, the bone he had in his mouth fell into the lake and he was left with nothing!
lololol He beat up ten guy's in a row! Priceless!
nope, i just hope some time red5 reads that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonM
Who is red5? I've already revealed my secret identity- "BlstyueTrave" Use your wisdom to work it out.
As for Sensei Andy, I demand that point 5 is carried out on the list or someone's in for a knuckle sandwidge.
LOL, he'll get the same ammount of respect as anyone else in here, if he cant deal with just being human and being humble like everyone else. He isnt nobodies master, only a master of ego.
:rolleyes:
isn't there a crotty forum you guys can cavort and roll around and sniff each others bums in?
I have seen fecal vomitting with more content than your postings
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mega_Fist
"Thank you sesei, may I have another." Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
zhzahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cougth couch breath
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh ih ih my god bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
He is a master of enlightenmentQuote:
Originally Posted by Slade
He is a master of donkey poo as far as we care.
YOU WILL OBEY RULE 3 ON THE LIST AND TREAT MY MASTER WITH RESPECT. I also expect you to post "Thank you Sensei, I was foolish but you have made me more wise" at the end of EVERY post that you send.
He has an IQ of 150 so he's way better than you!
grandmaster sensei
can't he even pick a language to use.
LOL, make me. "Oh great and powerful fat sensei, give me your secrets on how to grow my belly to your formidable size." Bugger off, donk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mega_Fist
Fat sensei? what? oh a joke...maybe?:confused: a bit confused... Anyway, who said fat is bad (Wang Shu Jin).Quote:
Originally Posted by SifuAbel
When grandmaster sensei arrives you WILL treat him with more respect or the blood hound gang will be on your doorstep.
OK Cliff I now get it, your Grandmaster Andy is really your buddy from the bar where everyone knows your name! LOL!
When he finally signs on to the forum, I will greet him with the salutation, "NORM!" :D
Cheers,
RFB
Mega-Fist's mate shows us true judo power!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
OMFG!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samurai Jack
from this point forward if i ever learn judo or bjj or anything like that. it will be from a woman.