"Xerox Polaroids of yourself!"
"What Karate did to Kung Fu"
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"Xerox Polaroids of yourself!"
"What Karate did to Kung Fu"
Mail order porn will never die.
How to refine your chops so that it only takes five pounds of pressure to break the human neck, not seven.
USSD suffers massive, unprecedented organizational split!
Ask Masterkiller: "MK, I do karate, but I find my parachute pants restrict my 360 kicks, I've tried switching to another dojo at the mall accross the street, but I'm having the same problem. Respectfully, High Karate." "MK: High Karate, I can't help but notice the source of the problem from your attached polaroid. Try watching my video tapes(on VHS and Beta), hint: it's a matter of counterbalance. until you're sporting something asw weighty as my Tom Selleck moustache, you cannot expect to ever do what I can do. This is not to say that simply doing the kicks in your forms is enough. As regular readers are well aware, you simply can't expect to develop functional skills without a real winning point sparring competition record."
Was on my way to the Dojo this evening when I ran into a friend of mine coming home from the gym. I teased him as I usually do about how all that muscle slows you down and make you unflexible, but did comment on his totally sweet BUM Equipment muscle shirt, awesome jams, and bleached blonde mullet.
I showed him my super high tornado kicks while wearing my skin tight Bugle Boy jeans, pegged at the bottom, while he held my boombox I carry with me everywhere.
Why I'm leaving, by Sanjuro-Ronin: Sorry guys, but the time I spend cutting pics out of girlie mags and sending them to you all, it's really cutting into time I can spend watching Galactica 1980. This show is gonna be even better than the original!
I don't think you two understood the assignment.
"Where to register my hands as deadly weapons?"
Been training for 20 years now and teaching for 10, but my instructor STILL wont teach me the super secret chi gung stuff. :confused:
He says if I continue on as a paying student for five more years there is a possibility he will give me one of his lower level super secret jow recipes. The herbs are actually picked by Shaolin monks who are defying the Communists and send herbs directly to my teacher. :eek:
He also said I only have about 60 more forms to learn to complete the system and then I will be a gnarly bada-s-s fighter like he was when he fought in secret death matches in China. :) So glad he assured me we didn't have to waste any time sparring to develop fighting skill. What a waste of time!
I wonder if he knows any of those Ninja moves I keep reading about in BB and IKF magazines? :cool:
Well, better go. I gotta take my totally awesome girl to see an AC/DC concert.
Future of MA: Patches?
Hard to see your gwa sao with the flock of seagulls haircut?
Anybody heard of "steroids"?
Bruce Lee, The King and God of Kung Fu, now and forever Amen.
Why karate is a eunich comparably speaking.
Wing Chun, who has the real deal?
Hung Gar!!!!!
David Lee Roth of Van Halen is a martial arse expert!
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Just turned sixty-five!
Can you guys still do your kata? I can! Suckers!!!
Knifefighter
Just bougt a new pair of these pants called "Zubas", these comfortable pants allow me to kick really high with no restriction and you can wear them just about anywhere, because they come in different prints.
"the new american flag gi? is it against tradition?"
"musical kata, the future of martial arts"
"the most powerful technique in martial arts, the ax kick"
"acid wash, is it right for you?"
"Is Ninjutsu the New Kung-Fu?"
"Is Escrima the New Ninjutsu?"
"Chin-Na-China's Secret Weapon"
"Ginseng-the new "Superfood"
"Iron Palm-does it exist?"
What is the name of the martial art in gymkata?
famous hair designer Paul mitchell is forming a competition karate team, should I join?
"Olympic Tae Kwon Do - the Final Evolution of Full-Contact Fighting"
"New Tournament Competition Bo Staffs Only Weigh Five Pounds: Traditionalists Cry Foul"
"Karate Straight Line Techniques vs. Kung Fu Circular Movements"
"Ninjitsu: The Ultimate Martial Art"
"They call him Ashida Kim. A rare interview with a Renegade Ninja Master."
Greetings,
"JiuJitsu, the least reality based Martial Art"
"Learn Kung Fu by Watching the Movies: A Blind Man Speaks Out!!"
"Make Your Opponent Dizzy and Pass Out, The Circling art of Pakk Kwahh"
"Will Tom Toy Survive?"
"The Best Kung Fu Shoe to Fight With"
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"Van dam, to play frank dukes in bloodsport" Dukes the only man to kill 100s of people in hong kong kumite.
"ninja outfit, white or black? which is you?"
"forms training the future of how you should fight"
"New fighting venue, UFC, totally unrealistic by many masters opinions."
"OMG Jhoon Rhee got beat at a gas station!"
"Just got my Chuck Norris elastic crotch jeans."
"Where can I buy some numchucks?"
"Point sparring applications for the street"
"Martial Arts keeps kids clean and off the streets." -by Jay T. Will
Benny the Jet challenges Sugar Ray Leonard. We're almost sure it's going to happen this time.
Introducing Muay Thai, Thailand's Unbeaten Art.
"Mu-Tau - Greece's answer to JKD"
An ACTUAL ONE:
LETHAL WEAPON !!
GRACIE JUJUTSU AND MEL GIBSON IN LETHAL WEAPON !!
"I just got this awesome Panther VHS series called 18 Taoist Palms with this scary looking Grandmaster named James Lacy who teaches you how to break coconuts (skulls) with your hands! That guy's scary!"
A real life Karate Kid!
Catch-A-Fly-With-Chopsticks Kit!
Bruce Lee's Secret 1 inch Punch in 3 easy steps!
Chuck Norris Returning to his Martial Arts Roots in "Firewalker"!
Muscles? In 7 Days!
Conflux shoes - Fred Villari does it again!
in high school one of my friends turned 18 so he would go to the porn store and find the deals in back of magazines that were like 20 videos for 10 bucks or something. they were horrible videos, but he would sell them in school. he made a killing selling it to the underclassmen.
"Revealed for the first time: the secret Taiji 24 posture form!"
"REAL Shaolin, right here in Lexington, Kentucky!"
"Should I take gungfu or kungfu?"
"Met a Chinese man on the bus today....Is he a kung fu master?"
New sanctioning body for kickboxing inaugurated
Ten year old gets black belt!
Kung Fu Magazine hires new editor. At the spry age of 48, he still practices kung fu. He credits his martial prowess to a steady diet of nacho cheese washed down with Tab. Meet Gene Ching.
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I wish I was 48 now....:o
True about the nacho cheese, but not the tab. Never drank that stuff. I had a buddy who was addicted to it back in...well, back in the 80s. Now he's obese and diabetic.
Wing Chun seminar brawl caught on video! Will this result in lineage wars involving butterfly knives???
Comparative styles: 4 masters vs. the straight punch.
How to kick the Superfoot way!
Battle of Atlanta:
Point circuit top competitors - Keith Vitali, Ray McCallum, Steve "Nasty" Anderson, Billy Blanks, Mike Genova, John Longstreet, etc.
Full-contact karate: The bugaboo of traditional martial arts.
Is the "Muscles from Brussels" Hollywood's new Bruce Lee?
Exclusive report: Gene Ching, "My Secret Addiction... Pearl Cream".