Jerry, go to a dating agency, I'm sure they cater for guys like you. So does the mental asylum but that's another story.
Who are you self-righteous existentialist people? Let's see what you people have said over the course of the last page :" I've done knife-fighting for a god**** million years, I can **** fire and do a triple back flip while jerking myself off...".
Sure you interject snippets of theory, but I don't
think that they are of any more use than you confessing that you performed cunnilingus on your sister last night. Face it, you guys don't know Jack and use this facade of "I am the ultimate warrior, I can kick your arse" is just to cover yourself...total and utter nonsense.
JERRY, YOU FRICKIN' MORON, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID HALF A DECADE. What's wrong with just talking straight?
Knifefighter, stop beating about the god**** bush and say something useful besides " Yeah, Jerry you're close, try harder"...that's almost as bad as Obiwan's METHODS ON HOW TO COMMIT NON CONSENSUAL SUICIDE....I'm getting sick of your pretentiousness also..quarter of a century...yeah, so you're an eighty year old with a butter knife...I can see you running down the halls of the nursing home screaming "I KILL YOOOOUUUU MAN! I KILLLLLL YOOOOUUUU!" GO TO THE NURSING HOME AND CHOKE ON THE VENTILATOR.
Tao boxer, get out that meat cleaver and try it on your neck...save us from hearing your rubbish...I'm sure theres a nice place for people like you in hell.
No wonder martial arts are so ****ed up with people like all of you about...I started here because I WANT to think that there were people doing CMA; but it doesn't seem so, it seems that too many wankers who think they know everything about everything take it up to boast their ***** size and ego. You people preach that you should cross train and from what I've seen people saying that they do EPEE and know everything about a method of fighting and another guy who think Rob Roy is the holy scripture of blade work. I'm first to admit I don't know anything about anything but what I try to contribute is brushed off as garbage then FINE...I rather cast pearls before SWINE. I'm sure if you look in the mirror, you'll see who all of you are...a cross between a pitbull and down syndromed version of Rupaul.
One final thing, this thread should be titled :What is the best way to deal with someone who has a ten foot ******** pointed real close to your neck?
My solution is to suck on it....I'm sure most of you already do.
My solution is to SUCK ON IT!
I'm off to harrass other people now. I will be back, so hopefully then some of you will grow some brains.