OT: How much cheese?

How much cheese could your butt-cheeks squeeze if your butt-cheeks could squeeze cheese?

Is this a new tongue twister for a new millenium, or a serious question? Or both?

I AM,
Cheese Dog

Theoretically, your butt cheeks can squeeze cheese. The amount would obviously depend on the size of the butt cheeks doing the squeezing. I hope no one goes stickin cheese up their butt trying to find out how much it can squeeze.:eek:

my butt cheeks squeeze cheese every time I do cheese gong.

I know this can be normal but I do wonder sometimes how
much is too much.

and what flavor should it be?

gorgonzola or meunster?

What type of cheese are we talking here??

Thanks. I'll be "borrowing" that. Anything to amuse the kiddies.

{best Erkle voice}

did somebody say....CHEESE?!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for the above silliness. I was a bit intoxicated last night! ;);)

And as Wallace said, "It's like no cheese I've ever tasted."

Wallace and Gromit rule!

now this is just plain cheesy