55. Dirty underwear filled heavybag
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56.) A dead bunny, with a note attached saying "No Easter next year."
57.) A neilhytholt/lungushan action figure that cleans the house and warns of the dangers of matt herpes.
58.) A John Takeshi action figure with voice-activated authentic Shaolin poetry.
59.) Grandmaster Andy (Judo Grandmaster) with Judo Katana attacks.
60) a book which is a variation on 'where's waldo" except you have to spot the one armed CLF san da master in the crowd
61) a copy of Lama Pai Sifu's Sahp Jih Kyuhn instructional video tape (yes, VIDEO TAPE, it's from the 1990's! You don't have a video tape machine? :mad: tough!)
62) A crucified LKFMDC to hang over their beds (Kwan Do included)
63) the REAL WC Bong :
64. some, eh, tobacco for the wing chung 'water pipe'
65. qi chicklets
66. Mentos, the chi maker !!
67. Instructions on how to find a wing chun dummy; "Usually around 5' tall, brown or black hair, about 90lbs...
68. The "Artist Formerly known as MonkeySlap" Action Figure with Kung Fu Grip Action.
69. Homework. HWRAHWRAHWRA!!!!!!:eek:
70. A Chinese police badge and the power to send anyone for two years to a hard labor camp without trial or recourse, just like in China.
71. Influenza
72. free copies of "Gene Ching's Guide to Home & Neighborhood Safety", featuring topics such as 'Crotch Kicks First, Calls For Help Later', 'Melted Nacho Cheese Spills: Anyone Can Learn To Do A Skin Graft!' and 'When Daddy's Kisses Just Aren't Enough: the Shaolin Home for Wayward Girls' (although, for the life of me, I'm not sure what that last chapter is doing in there, but anyway...)
74. sphincterine