BACON IS THAT F*CKING GOOD
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my bro fav is bacon.
sizzling in the pot. he likes to make his own bacon strip in a pot and drain away the oil/fat.
smells good.
for me.
I like a wholesome juicy angus steak over a strip of bacon any day.
:D
sorry, now it's time for
BACON
Unbeknowest to most, God created the world in 8 days, and on the 8th he created BACON !!
Preach it brother!
When Moses was up on Mt.Sinai, receiveing the 10 commandments, his people got restless and believed him to be dead and decided that the need a new God.
The created a huge chunk of Bacon made from gold collected from the people.
And much rejoicing and porking went on !!
I'm gonna try it this way:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9P6nwa0****
Ok, I dont' know wtf is happening, go to youtube and enter:
Jim Gaffigan on bacon
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had turkey bacon for the first time last weekend.
I liked it more than the real stuff.
I know that makes me a heretic
but i think with a name like Pork Chop, I should avoid cannibalism whenever possible.
yes, but I do love flan, so that's gotta count for something...
Flan gives Gene Ching gas, and Gene Ching gas fuels the fires of hell, so flan is evil qi
Did we just lose another forum member here?
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Man Ingests 10 lbs of Bacon Rectally, Dies
April 24, 2012 at 8:00 am
by Chris Menning
An attempt at viral fame ended in tragedy Monday when a 22 year-old social media intern took his love of internet humor too far.
Joshua Flaherty of New Brunswick, NJ passed away at Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital late Monday night due to Sepsis, a bacterial infection resulting from a gastrointestinal perforation, following the rectal insertion of precisely 10 pounds of hickory smoked bacon.
“Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted,” said Flaherty’s mother Linda. “When he told me about the project, I thought to myself, Josh is a smart kid and he’s made good at this Internet thing so far. What could go wrong?”
Not everyone who knew Joshua was so confident of his abilities.
“I blame Reddit,” stated Sheila, childhood friend and next door neighbor of the Flahertys. “Every time someone posts something with bacon on it, people act like it’s the greatest thing, like they’ve never seen obscene amounts of bacon before. It’s like, look, I get it. Bacon is good. That’s objectively true. No one is saying that it isn’t. It’s just that there’s no need to fake an orgasm every time someone posts a picture of bacon. But with Josh… you just couldn’t tell him when enough was enough. As long as the Internet patronizes this kind of behavior, showering people with upvotes for bacon, people like [Joshua] will take it to new extremes.”
Another friend who wishes to remain anonymous out of fear of retaliation from other message board members had this to say:
“Before going through with it, Josh confided in me that he didn’t even really like bacon that much. He said that if he had to choose between bacon and Werther’s Originals, he’d take the Werther’s. But what Josh really loved was internet memes. So in a sense, he loved the idea of bacon, and the Internet’s obsession with bacon, more than life itself.”
While obsessive bacon fandom is common on websites like Reddit, the practice isn’t exclusive to the web. The 1994 sketch comedy show The State famously featured a bit in which Robert Ben Garant stated “I eat bacon every day,” before donning a dress made of bacon, ending in a musical number about bacon.
Although the video of Joshua’s world record setting insertion of 10 pounds of bacon was taken down from Youtube before most had a chance to see it, many don’t see it as a complete loss. According to his mother, ”[the video] may be gone, but Josh’s story will live on. And in that way, he’ll live forever.”
omg gene you made me lol so bad, truly masterful, sir.
This thread pleases me.
Aww, I was thinking you were going to be asking the cupcake chunner something.
nice pics.
Nice one!
Pork fat makes everything yummy
it seems our cowardly little chunner Pork Belly does not know what the following photo means or represents.
http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/v...wlionbig-1.jpg
He is a lame chunner.
nice one, Brother!
Your Photo Fu is wicked strong!
You're going to break the internet again. :)
I just saw this thread. I.... I think I might cry greasy tears of joy :D
Jack in the Box offered a vegetarian bacon shake? WTF?
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Jack in the Box's Bacon Shake is Vegetarian...Not Healthy
Jess Root
Living / Green Food
February 25, 2012
This newest fast food frenzy froths with so many problems, it's enough to make me fully vegan. A list is in order:
According to Jack in the Box, it's vegetarian-- if you don't mind taking your synthetic swine taste via flavored syrup mixed with vanilla ice cream, whipped cream and maraschino cherries. Shouldn't a milkshake be vegetarian anyway?
At more than 1,000 calories for a large shake, a low-activity person could only take in an extra 500-700 calories that day to maintain a weight that wouldn't increase their odds of becoming overweight or obese.
Let's check out the nutritional value: 184mg of cholesterol, 461mg of sodium, and 108 grams of sugar. (Here's the truth about sugar, and this shake happens to have mounds of it.)
An E. coli-tainted ground beef outbreak at Jack in the Box restaurants left four children dead. Still want that shake?
Dairy bombs like this one also rank right up there with meat consumption with producing greenhouse gas emissions. Let alone, low-dairy and no-dairy diets are showing to improve health. Dairy has been linked to high cholesterol and some studies suggest an increased risk of some cancers from eating three or more servings a day of dairy, especially prostate cancer in men.
Beyond Bacon Shakes
I know, I couldn't have ended my bacon shake rant on more of a Debby downer note, so I leave you with this glass half creamy and full. Shakes can be healthy and delicious. If in a jam at Jack in the Box, you're better off with their regular-sized Strawberry Banana Smoothie. The calories clock in at just under 300 and the sugar is a fraction of the meat lover's edition. Better yet, make your own shake or smoothie to sate your sweet tooth, naturally.
Why do vegetarians insist on fake meat? I focused more on changing my whole outlook. Not only to remove meat, but to remove all processed foods. I cook from scratch. No weak wannabe burgers or fake ass deli slices in this house.
If you like bacon, eat fucking bacon!!! If the health effects of bacon bother you, don't. Only spoiled brats could come up with fake meat. A buncha have my cake and eat it too people. So you want to be healthy, and your response is to make processed soy products? WTF???
That last one is just wrong. :eek:Quote:
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