This quiz is awesome
The last question is the best.
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This quiz is awesome
The last question is the best.
IronFist
I'm Bender. Rock on! With blackjack! And hookers!
Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!
In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.
LOL
I'm Optimus Prime...
"you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours"
sounds about right.
Seven, I was an ABC Warrior, too. What is he from?
IronFist
judge dredd
Hey ho, you're Calibretto!
Kick. Arse.
Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.
You are Gigantor!
Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.
Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms?
lol, that's the best question I've ever heard!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
IronFist
mm, me Gigantor too!
Robocop?!? I thought I was supposed to be a GIANT robot. Blasted surveys....I never get a cool answer.
;)
Calibretto as well. haha pretty kewl xebby;)
'Inspector Gadget".
! Sh!t !!!
Robocop.
My favorite test at http://www.rumandmonkey.com is the "are you ****ed?" test. I wish we could cut and paste the html for our answers in here, because they look great and are hilarious.
I'll be reincarnated, as it turns out.
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'Inspector Gadget".
! Sh!t !!!
Go, go gadget qi!!! :D :D
Sheesh dnc...I thought mine was bad, but you win hands down. :D
I took this a while ago and got Megatron. It said I was a badass death robot, which made me feel tingly.
IronFist & CSN:
The ABC Warriors are from 2000AD, an ancient and excellent sci-fi comic mag published in Great Britain. They published a lot of Jamie Hewlett's early work, and all of the original Judge Dredd stuff was in 2000AD, before it came out under it's own title. ABC Warriors was actually a separate series from Judge Dredd, that took place in the same universe but in a different (ill-defined) time from the events in most of the Judge Dredd stories.
If you saw the (bad) Judge Dredd movie, the big robot that the villain uses as a henchman is visually modeled after the ABC Warriors, who are basically a military platoon of robot commandos.
Thanks for the info, FatherDog.
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Every single thing I picked, ended in reincarnated.Quote:
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My favorite test at http://www.rumandmonkey.com is the "are you ****ed?" test. I wish we could cut and paste the html for our answers in here, because they look great and are hilarious.
I'll be reincarnated, as it turns out.
Wait, once I got Valhalla by changing one answer, but I went back and randomly picked stuff a few times and got reincarnated each time.
IronFist
I'm Calibretto! Kick. Arse. :D
gigantor baby yeah!
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Every single thing I picked, ended in reincarnated.
Wait, once I got Valhalla by changing one answer, but I went back and randomly picked stuff a few times and got reincarnated each time.
IronFist
Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.
i got valhalla baby
You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!
sweeeet
It sorta makes sense that purgatory would be an Edward Hopper painting, too.
This is how it begins. Next thing you know, we'll all be slaves to SkyNet.
Knightscope is in Mountain View, just across the bay from our office. Our copy editor took me past it a month or so ago. The bots circle Knightscope's parking lot at night, beeping, surveilling, and biding their time until the Terminator units are developed.Quote:
Shopping center docks robot cops after child hit, injured
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Palo Alto start up Knightscope has created a robot that fights crime. The K5 Security bots record high definition video, and low def infrared, which is all sent back to their security network. The bots are being used at several tech offices and malls in S
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A Peninsula shopping center has temporarily docked its futuristic security robots after one of the mechanical guards reportedly ran into and hurt a toddler.
The San Jose Mercury News reports that the 5-foot-tall, 300-pound robot collided with the 16-month-old child, knocking him face down on the ground. The robot then rolled over the boy's right foot, leaving swelling and a scrape on his leg. No one else was injured.
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Hannah Stulbarg, 12, guides her cousin Zach Hensersky, 3, past a Knightscope K5 autonomous security robot as it roams around the Stanford Shopping Center June 15, 2016 in Palo Alto, Calif. Photo: Leah Millis, The Chronicle
The Stanford Shopping Center introduced the gliding "K5" robots last year. The robot uses cameras and sensors to monitor and report suspicious activity while hopefully deterring crime with its watchful presence, the newspaper reported.
Speaking about the robots, a mall representative emphasized that the center prioritizes shoppers' safety. The robots are used at other facilities, including Qualcomm Stadium, home of the San Diego Chargers.
I'm sure there will be more robot news. Heck, soon it'll just be robots posting, and they will admire me for their foresight.
One second thought, they will probably just grind me into the earth under their tank treads. :(Quote:
Robots patrol Chinese airport
POSTED BY: GOPI SEPTEMBER 26, 2016
Beijing, Sep 26 (IANS) Chinese Shenzhen International Airport has employed robots to patrol one of its terminals, making it the first public place in the country to be so guarded.
The Anbot robots are oval-shaped and resemble the Star Wars 'R2D2' robot or the Daleks from Doctor Who, EFE news reported.
The bot's face has a digital display and a high-definition camera to take pictures of travellers at one of the country's busiest airports for analysis.
The role of these devices, for now, is similar to that of a security camera, but with greater mobility as they can move at speeds of up to 18 kph.
They are also equipped with a defence mechanism: an extendable arm that produces an electrical current.
AnBot was developed by a university in the central city of Changsha and may be used to patrol schools and banks.
The robots can also look for explosives, weapons and drugs and are priced at $15,000.
...it's going to be that kind of week, is it? :eek:
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"You could not imagine how many people are ready to give sex robots a try."
Gabe Bergado Sex November 22, 2016
Bradley Charvet wants to change men’s morning routines. The sex industry entrepreneur already caught the attention of people earlier this year with his plan to open up a fellatio cafe in Switzerland. Based off Thailand’s blowjob bars, the idea is that a guy can come in to order a cup of joe and an escort. The wrinkle at the center of Charvet’s vision: The escorts are robots. That means he can open in London and expand aggressively in countries with less permissive sex work legislation.
The cafe will be open from 6 a.m. to 11 p.m. and serve coffee, sex, and pastries. Charvet points to scholarship, including Dr. Debby Herbenick’s famous book (for women), Because It Feels Good, that supports his claim about ejaculation being a good way to start the day. With talking sex robots with warm genitals on their way, Charvet thinks the pump is primed, as it were.
Inverse spoke to Charvet about his vision, the diminishing importance of privacy, pricing, and the robots he’s looking to hire.
So what was your inspiration for the fellatio cafe in Switzerland? What made you want to open a sex robot cafe in London, and why specifically that city?
The London public is willing to engage with the idea and, like Geneva, London is one of the world’s most popular cities for business. You can find tons of escorts and mistresses everywhere.
Do you think that means that the public there wants robots?
Brothels with human workers in London are not legal. Robots were not a choice. And it’s not ridiculous to think about this idea right now. You could not imagine how many people are ready to give sex robots a try in 2016. We asked thousands of potential customers and they were very curious and eager. There is an opportunity in being the first to provide that service.
Have you started looking into buying the robots already? What companies are buying from and how much are you investing in each robot?
We are in discussions with a company called MySiliconeLoveDoll to do a test quite soon. We are thinking about a rental service. Prices are between $1,000 and $3,000.
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MySiliconeLoveDolls are unnaturally well endowed. They are also terrible conversationalists.
From what I’ve read, you’re only going to have female sex robots. What are your plans for male sex robots to serve customers of other genders and sexualities?
At the moment, we don’t have an expected date for that, but it is in the works. FaceGirl is going to develop the first Café Pipe. Bumpix is going to develop the second one in London. It’s going to be huge.
We would like to open it in Paddington. There will probably be decisions to make on that front soon. Well see if it happens.
You’re pricing a caffè americano and 15-minute session for £60.00. How did you come up with these prices?
We did not want to change anyone’s routine; we just wanted to introduce another idea, another concept. Our goal was not to compete with London’s escorts so we settled on a price in keeping with that market.
Sex workers are suffering because so many people offer low price services. We respect them and don’t want to oppose their interests.
How are you setting up the cafe so that there’s privacy for each customer?
We’ll create two box-like areas, but most of the time clients will get a blowjob at the bar.
What do you expect the clean up process after each robot is used to be like?
We are discussing a solution with the doll company. It’s going to be more or less like escorts are doing at the moment.
This interview has been edited for brevity and clarity.
Photos via My Silicone Love Doll, Facebook
Terminator got it wrong. It won't be Skynet. This is how it starts.
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Would YOU marry a robot? Chinese engineer gives up on search for a spouse and builds his own 'wifebot'
Zheng Jiajia is a 31-year-old AI expert who built the robot at the end of last year
According to Chinese media, he married the bot after failing to find a spouse
'Yingying' can identify Chinese characters and images, and say a few words
The creator has plans to upgrade her so she can walk and help with chores
By Cheyenne Macdonald For Dailymail.com
PUBLISHED: 15:05 EDT, 3 April 2017 | UPDATED: 15:21 EDT, 3 April 2017
Fed up after years of searching for a human spouse to no avail, a Chinese engineer has ‘married’ a robot.
Zheng Jiajia is a 31-year-old artificial intelligence expert, and built his future ‘wife’ at the end of last year, according to the South China Morning Post.
Named Yingying, the bizarre robot can identify Chinese characters and images, and even say a few simple words, and the creator has plans to upgrade the bot so she’ll one day be able to walk and do chores around the house.
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Fed up after years of searching for a human spouse to no avail, a Chinese engineer has ‘married’ a robot. Zheng Jiajia is a 31-year-old artificial intelligence expert and built his future ‘wife’ at the end of last year
The pair ‘married’ on Friday in a simple ceremony in which the robot was adorned with a traditional red scarf over her head.Quote:
WOULD YOU MARRY A ROBOT?
Humans will marry robots in the next 35 years, according to a sex robot expert.
Not only this, but sex with robots will become more enjoyable than with other humans, because of the advancement of artificial intelligence, he said.
'The first marriage will be before, not after 2050,' best-selling author and robot expert Dr David Levy said during the Love and Sex with Robots conference at Goldsmiths University, London.
Zheng’s mother and friends attended the wedding, and told local news sources that the move came after Zheng grew frustrated in his search to find a girlfriend, according to SCMP.
Zheng is a former Huawei employee, and now works at Dream Town in Hangzhou, Zhejiang province after leaving the telecom firm in 2014.
While the marriage may seem bizarre, experts have increasingly warned that robot-human relationships will become far more common in the years to come.
One researcher recently claimed humans will marry robots in the next 35 years.
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Named Yingying, the bizarre robot can identify Chinese characters and images, and even say a few simple words, and the creator has plans to upgrade the bot so she’ll one day be able to walk and do chores around the house
Not only this, but sex with robots will become more enjoyable than with other humans, because of the advancement of artificial intelligence, said London-based Dr David Levy, author of 'Love and Sex with Robots'.Quote:
WHO WOULD BENEFIT FROM SEX ROBOTS?
'The hypothetical applications of sex robots and related products, part of a field called technosexuality, seem endless,' counsellor Ian Kerner said.
'I could see couples using them to enact fantasies, such as a threesome, that they might not feel comfortable trying with real people. '
He also said it could allow couples to work through differences that might otherwise cause them to separate.
'If one partner has a higher libido, a robot could allow him or her to enjoy a fulfilling sex life without straying.
'And robots might help couples break out of sex ruts by adding spice to their relationship or maintaining long-distance romances.'
And, he says robots will be more attractive than their human counterparts.
'The first marriage will be before, not after 2050,' best-selling author and robot expert Dr David Levy said during the Love and Sex with Robots conference in London.
While the claims may seem ridiculous to some, 'sex and love with robots at a human level may appear to be a long way off, but the future has a way of laughing at you,' he said.
The conference attracted experts from across the world to provide a vision of how sex with robots will look in the future, but it is not all good.
Nearly half of men could see themselves buying a sex robot in the near future but, if they are not careful, the tireless robots could push their human lovers over the edge.
The findings come from two key presentations at the conference that suggest robots will become an increasingly popular companion in the bedroom, warranting a system of ethics for their development and use.
In one study, presented at the conference at Goldsmiths, University of London, the researchers surveyed 263 heterosexual males between the ages of 18 and 67.
Participants were shown two-minute videos of female humanoid robots.
The team also conducted ‘personality measures’ and ‘attractiveness ratings.’
Then, the men were asked whether they would buy such a robot for themselves now or within the next five years.
The study revealed a staggering number of men admitted they would buy a sex robot, with 40.3 per cent of participants responding in this way.
Previously, Dr Levy also said in the future it will be common to find sex robots modelled on celebrities.Quote:
THE HUMANOID 'GODDESS' JIA JIA
Jia Jia is a humanoid robot who is not only scarily lifelike, but intelligent and quick-witted too.
The female robot has been called a 'robot goddess' by her hordes of online fans, and some who met her at a recent exhibition were taken aback by her lifelike appearance.
It took the team three years to complete the robot, which can speak, show micro-expressions, move its lips and body, yet seems to hold its head in a submissive manner.
The humanoid is programmed to recognize human/machine interaction, has autonomous position and navigation and offers services based on cloud technology.
This humanoid has natural eye movement, speech that is in sync with its lip movement and refers to its male creators as 'lords'.
'You can imagine people saying, "I've got a sex robot who looks like Angelina Jolie and she's fabulous in bed!"' he said.
He also said celebrities could be set to make a lot of money out of the venture.
'If you’re Angelina Jolie and there’s a company manufacturing a high-quality product, and you’re getting a royalty of £1,000-2,000 [$1,200-$2,500] for each one, you could make even more millions than you've got just by licensing your appearance,' he said.
Any celebrity would need to consent in their image being used in this way.
This IS how it starts, man. Manipulation through sex, classic espionage trope. Skynet has started infiltrating our engineering community. Soon our engineers will turn against us in the name of the robots they love.
Can't they just connect a smartphone stand to a fleshlight? Ask Siri who her daddy is?
These robots are wimps and easily defeated by drunken style.
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Police: Armless robot loses fight to drunk man
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Knightscope K5 security robots patrol alongside a pier in San Diego. The robots are designed to sense intruders at odd hours. One in working in Mountain View las week was assaulted, police said.Knightscope K5 security robots patrol alongside a pier in San Diego. The robots are designed to sense intruders at odd hours. One in working in Mountain View las week was assaulted, police said.
A 41-year-old Mountain View man was facing charges after he allegedly picked a fight with a 5-foot-tall, 300-pound security robot.
The robot, named K5, has no arms, so it wasn't a fair fight. In fact, K5 can't really defend itself, unless you count occasionally spinning in a circle and whistling as a defensive skill.
The Knightscope droid was knocked down on its back — or maybe its front, it's hard to tell due to K5's nose-cone physique — while patrolling the parking lot near Terra Bella and Linda Vista Avenue, according to ABC7 News.
Police identified the robot assailant as Jason Sylvain, who they said was drunk. Sylvain is accused of prowling and public intoxication.
Knightscope said the robot suffered only scratches in last week's incident and is now back on the job. The company told ABC7 that "it's a testament to the technology that police caught the aggressor and booked in him jail."
The mallcop is going to have some company. Silicon Valley startup Knightscope believes that security robots can help take a bite out of the crime that costs the American economy $1 trillion every year. Knightscope CEO William Santana Li says his robots are already on duty in several key California locations including the Sacramento Kings arena, the Microsoft campus and Westfield Valley Fair in San Jose. The robots are designed to detect and report anomalies, which help existing human security personnel perform better and stay safer. Video provided by TheStreet
An overgrown R2D2 look-alike, the K5 is designed to alert security guards to disturbances and detect known shoplifters with its camera, which evidently captured the assault. They are rented out to companies for about $7 an hour.
A K5 unit made headlines in July when it ran over a 16-month toddler, hurting his leg and foot, at the Stanford Shopping Mall.
These posts are easing my trepidations of the robot apocalypse. Looks like they will just take our jobs instead of gunning us down full-auto like the Terminator. In all fairness though, the answer to where the Great Wall of China is would be China for me too. What was she supposed to say? Badaling? And her English is better than my Chinese. :o
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Back to humanoid school: 'Robot goddess' Jia Jia forgets where the Great Wall of China is in awkward first English interview
Jia Jia failed to mask her inabilities to get to grips with the English language
When asked where the Great Wall of China was she just replied 'China'
Observers watching the conversation on live stream expressed disappointment
By PHOEBE WESTON FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 04:53 EDT, 27 April 2017 | UPDATED: 05:36 EDT, 27 April 2017
China's talking robot Jia Jia had a dismal first interview in English where she forgot where the Great Wall of China was.
The mechanical marvel has been sent back to humanoid school to hone her skills after stumbling over basic words and phrases during the Skype interview.
Jia Jia was unable to respond to basic questions about the number of letters in the alphabet or describe the American journalist she was talking to.
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Chinese robot Jia Jia (right) was interviewed by Kevin Kelly (left) co-founder of Wired magazine over Skype but the mechanical marvel's conversation was not coherent
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TECHNOLOGY BEHIND JIA JIA
It took the team three years to complete the robot, which can speak, show micro-expressions, move its lips and body, yet seems to hold its head in a submissive manner.
The humanoid is programmed to recognise human/machine interaction, has autonomous position and navigation and offers services based on cloud technology.
This humanoid has natural eye movement, speech that is in sync with its lip movement and refers to its male creators as 'lords'.
Although Jia Jia could smile and blink like a human, her conversation was less than intelligible and she answered questions after long delays or failed to answer them at all.
When asked where the Great Wall of China was she replied 'China'.
She also could not answer how many letters there were in the English alphabet.
Kelly, an authority on robotics and artificial intelligence, asked Jia Jia if she could talk about him.
The robotic reply was unintelligible.
Researchers at the Hefei university spent about three years developing the robot in a bid to give her the ability to interact with humans as well as understand languages.
However, Jia Jia’s head developer Chen Xiaoping said although his robot failed at some of the 'challenging' questions she still had 'good answers'.
'There were some delays due to the (Skype) network. Apart from that, I think the conversation was successful,' he said.
Talking robot Jia Jia struggles with the english language
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Although Jia Jia (pictured) could smile and blink like a human her conversation was less than intelligible and she answered questions after long delays or failed to answer them at all
Yet observers watching the conversation on a live stream expressed disappointment and said that she was not as good as Apple's Siri or Amazon's Alexa.
'It does not work!' one commented, while another said: 'It needs some major revamping.'
Jia Jia also conversed with Xinhua reporter Xiong Maoling.
Answering a question about whether or not she is the most beautiful person in the world, she answered: 'Maybe, I'm not sure.'
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It took the team three years to complete the robot, which can speak, show micro-expressions, move its lips and body, yet seems to hold its head in a submissive manner
And when asked about her age, Jia Jia moved her head back and forth slowly, before answering like a true female: 'It's a secret.'
Jia Jia's 'brain', is essentially a huge online database, is connected to a cloud computing platform that allows her to enhance her ability to process emotions and speech as new data is uploaded.
She can hold conversations with those who ask her questions and is meant to be able to respond in less than a second.
The humanoid is programmed to recognize human/machine interaction, has autonomous position and navigation and offers services based on cloud technology.
She can speak, show micro-expressions, move its lips and body, yet seems to hold its head in a submissive manner.
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When asked where the Great Wall of China was Jia Jia (pictured) replied 'China'. She also could not answer how many letters there were in the English alphabet
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COULD HUMANS SOMEDAY FALL IN LOVE WITH ROBOTS?
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The film 'Ex Machina', in which a computer programmer falls in love with a droid, may not be as far-fetched as you think.
A new study has found that humans have the potential to emphasise with robots, even while knowing they don't have feelings.
It follows previous warnings from experts that humans could develop unhealthy relationships with robots, and even fall in love with them.
The discovery was made after researchers asked people to view images of human and humanoid robotic hands in painful situations, such as being cut by a knife.
After studying their electrical brain signals, they found humans responded with similar immediate levels of empathy to both humans and robots.
But the beginning phase of the so-called 'top-down' process of empathy was weaker toward robots.
The study was carried out by researchers at Toyohashi University of Technology and Kyoto University in Japan, and provides the first neurophysiological evidence of humans' ability to empathise with robots.
These results suggest that we empathise with humanoid robots in a similar way to how we empathise with other humans.
Meh. Kind of a dumb looking robot. I'd rather it get me a beer instead.
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Meet China's new celebrity chef! Wacky robot impresses foodies with its noodle cutting techniques
A university in southeast China has introduced a robotic chef to cut noodles
The robot can make 340 cuts per minute with a similar thickness in each noodle
Such technique is reminscent of 'Dao Xiao Mian' (knife-cut noodle) from Shanxi
By TIFFANY LO FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 12:23 EDT, 28 April 2017 | UPDATED: 15:10 EDT, 28 April 2017
A university in southeast China has a new server in its canteen making noodles for the students.
Video footage uploaded on April 25 shows a robotic chef working in the kitchen and making noodles from dough at South China Agricultural University.
The droid makes 340 cuts in every minute while creating the noodles.
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A university in China used a robot chef to cut dough into strips to make noodles
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University canteen staff said the robot can make 340 cuts out of the dough in every minute
According to People's Daily Online, the robot chef was placed in the canteen of South China Agricultural University in Guangdong Province.
It was given human-like facial features and can be seen wearing a face mask, hat and chef's uniform.
The robot was designed to improve the traditional way of making 'Dao Xiao Mian' which translates as 'knife-cut noodles' which is a specialty in Shanxi Province in northern China.
Traditionally, a chef will hold a large piece of dough in one hand and a knife in the other before starting to peel strips off the dough.
The dough will then fall into the pot of boiling water and cook into noodles.
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Students are surprised to see a robot dressing up like a chef in their canteen making noodles
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The traditional way to make the knife-cut noodle is to do it by hand, which takes longer time
It is unclear whether or not the robot was made by the students in the university.
Staff at the university guaranteed that the robotic chef can make 340 cuts on a piece of dough per minute.
Students from the university spotted the new kitchen helper over the past few days and posted images on social media.
'Just walked past the noodle stall, the robot chef scared me!' said one student.
Another student said: 'I heard that there is a long queue at the knife-cut noodle stall at the canteen today.'
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Robo-resto! In 2014, this cafe in Ningbo has introduced robots to serve food to customers
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The automated waiters can also take orders and tell customers to enjoy their meal in Mandarin
However, web users on Chinese social media said the robot chef was not something new and fancy as they have all seen robots in action before.
The use of robots in restaurants is becoming increasingly popular in China over the past few years.
In 2014, a cafe in Ningbo, a seaport city in northeastern Zhejiang Province has automated waiters who take orders and serve food to any table within the restaurant, as well as telling customers to enjoy their meal in Mandarin.
Last November, PH+, a Pizza Hut concept store in Shanghai has introduced Casper the robot to lead customers to their table and delivers drinks.
Though Casper doesn't bring you your pizza, it can deliver drinks, customers at PH+ order food by designing their pizza on a table covered in a touch screen computer.
For realz! :cool:
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Chinese inventors show off the gladiator robot they want to use to challenge the US' 'Megabot'
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Chinese inventors have created a $14 million fighting robot called "The Monkey King". This is the third "gladiator" robot to be revealed, after the US and Japan unveiled their models.
The team has officially challenged the US' "MK III Megabot" to a duel, but will have to wait until after an announced fight between the US and Japan's Kuratas. Both creators are touting the duel as "the world's first public giant robot fight" and hope to make it a worldwide phenomenon.
The teacher robot Xiaomei (in the pic) has got to be the creepiest bot I've seen so far.
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Millions of Chinese students—and a robot—will be sitting China’s most grueling academic exam
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A robot teacher named "Xiaomei" (R) gestures during a demonstration at a class of Jiujiang University, in Jiujiang, Jiangxi province, China, June 3, 2015. The robot, designed and made by a team led by teacher Zhang Guangshun, is able to narrate the teaching materials and response to several voice orders like "repeat" or "continue". It took the team a month time to build the robot, local media reported. Picture taken June 3, 2015. REUTERS/China Daily
WRITTEN BY Echo Huang
OBSESSION Machines with Brains
June 05, 2017
This week, students across China will sit the gaokao—”life’s most important test”—a two-day college entrance exam that can arguably make or break one’s chances in life. A robot known as AI-MATHS will be joining them in taking a math exam on June 7, for the first time.
Since 2015, the robot AI-MATHS has been trained to tackle more than 10,000 math questions, according to Lin Hui, CEO of the company (link in Chinese) that developed the robot in partnership with Tsinghua University. One kind of question it may have to answer is the classic Chinese math “chicken-rabbit” problem, where one must calculate the number of chickens and rabbits in a cage if they are given the total number of legs and heads. To answer that question, AI-MATHS first needs to “know that chickens have two legs and rabbits have four,” Fu Hongguang, who led the development and research team of the machine under a project by the Ministry of Science and Technology, told state news outlet Xinhua.
In March, AI-MATHS scored 93 points in a mock math exam hosted in the southeastern city of Chengdu. 49 high-school students scored an average of 106 points out of 150 points, according to (link in video, Chinese) state broadcaster CCTV. Fu explained that the machine had failed to understand terms like “investment,” but he anticipates that AI-MATHS could score 110 points on the test this week.
As one of China’s most feared and revered institutions, some people are understandably nervous about robots beating humans at the gaokao—particularly as AI only recently beat a Chinese prodigy at the board game Go last week.
“After beating human beings at Go, AI is now planning to invade gaokao? Does it plan to leave a last bit of humble respect for humans?” commented (link in Chinese) one user on popular microblogging site Weibo. Others think that simply being good at maths doesn’t quite cut it, as AI will face limitations in other subjects, such as subjects in the arts and humanities. “If it can score 150 points in the Chinese exam, that would be impressive,” commented (link in Chinese) another.
Snacks are cool. The Colossal Death Robots can take over as long as they bring snacks. ;)Quote:
CES Asia: The Robots Are Coming – To Catch Your Fish, Served Your Meal, Collect Your Garbage
The Chinese edition of the annual electronics expo had a distinct humanoid flavor
Matt Pressberg | June 7, 2017 @ 4:47 AM
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CES Asia, the Shanghai version of the Consumer Electronics Show — and one of the rare Chinese productions smaller than its 50-year-old Las Vegas counterpart — aims to provide a look at how we will live, work and entertain ourselves in the not-so-distant future.
We already know there will self-driving cars, voice-controlled everything and internet-connected showers and refrigerators. But if the show floor Wednesday at the airport-scale Shanghai New International Expo Center is any indication, there also wil be a lot of robots.
While Chinese companies apparently have a lot less compunction than their American counterparts about using underdressed young women to draw attention to their booths, CES Asia featured a runway show that didn’t include a single human model. Instead, a parade of robots who do everything from mapping surroundings to serving food rolled down the catwalk, with a group of six mini-bots stopping for a perfectly choreographed “Gangnam Style” routine.
That’s not to say most of the robots were frivolous — plenty were built to handle necessary if tedious human tasks, like serving food, collecting garbage and even catching fish. The parade included two robots designed to take the aimless waiting out of fishing, the Fifish P-4 and PowerRay underwater drones, which map the surroundings, locate fish — and in the case of the PowerRay — even allows the user to drop bait remotely.
Teaching a man to fish may become as obsolete as teaching one how to fix a typewriter, but that doesn’t mean people at CES Asia weren’t asking WWJD? In that case, they were referring to JD.com, the Chinese tech giant with an adorable Internet 1.0 name whose booth occupied the center of one of the halls. JD highlighted an unmanned aircraft, the JDrone, the size of a small helicopter.
Of course, it wouldn’t be CES without walls of TVs, as a handful of Chinese brands most Americans have never heard of rolled out bigger and thinner LED screens and got people to congregate at their booths using the time-tested tactic of showing them shiny things.
While giant flat screens from prestige brands like Sony, LG and Samsung occupy plenty of vertical real estate in studio conference rooms and West L.A. mansions, the average consumer is more likely to watch “Real Housewives” and “Big Little Lies” on models from Chinese companies like Hisense and TCL, whose combination of increased reliability and competitive prices have made them some of the country’s best-selling models.
Many of those Chinese brands showed off their more aspirational models at the show, with Hisense making its 100-inch 4K LaserCast short-projector TV a centerpiece of its display, just as it was in Las Vegas earlier this year. Going to the movie theater remains the best way to experience high-quality video content, but that gap between the multiplex and family room continues to close in a way in-theater recliners alone can’t make up for.
Virtual reality was one of the stars of Sin City’s CES and it was no different in China. Seemingly every significant computer company had some sort of VR headset on display, and one of the crowd favorites was the Neo DKS from Chinese manufacturer Pico.
The device, powered by Qualcomm’s Snapdragon processor, took often-clunky mobile VR to a level of smoothness TheWrap had not yet experienced, as your correspondent strapped on the white headset and grabbed the Super Nintendo-style controller and was instantly transported into space, shooting down enemy craft by locking onto them with his eyes and hitting the B button as the trigger. The Neo DKS doesn’t have the computing power of tethered, PC-based systems like the Oculus Rift and HTC Vive, but it was easily the best wireless VR rig TheWrap has ever played with.
TheWrap also demoed a set of augmented reality goggles from Shadow Creator that looked to be inspired by Microsoft’s HoloLens, but with a slimmer and more comfortable form factor. The equipment displayed a series of windows in a row across the landscape, allowing a user to set an appointment on a calendar and read through emails without taking his or her eyes off a beautiful sunset — or cavernous exhibition hall, in this case.
HiScene also had a station set up for its HiAR augmented reality headset, which had plenty of buzz in the room, but with only one rig set up and a demo that took a good five-plus minutes per person, TheWrap wasn’t able to squeeze it in Wednesday.
In Wednesday’s opening keynote, CES organizer Consumer Technology Association President and CEO Gary Shapiro kicked off the event with a few words in Mandarin — complete with a convincing accent that seemed to delight most attendees — before presenting CES Asia as an exclusive destination for high-caliber, vetted technology companies.
“We only accept major brands or truly innovative companies,” Shapiro said. “In fact, we turned away more than 200 applicant companies this year.”
Shapiro also didn’t shy away from bringing up the leader of the free world and social-media master Donald Trump, linking him to new French President Emmanuel Macron by talking about the rise of “nontraditional candidates” — which raised some eyebrows in the media section – but providing a segue to France, which has a significant presence at this year’s show, including the mayor of the city of Angers.
But most importantly — and contra Trumponomics — Shapiro gave an unfettered defense of free trade, highlighting the main reason an estimated 30,000 people converged on Shanghai this week.
“The 2017 Chinese consumer goods market is estimated to be 2.1 trillion RMB [about $313 billion],” he said.
And based on what TheWrap saw today, our robot overlords look like they’re coming soon to claim some of that market. But at least they’ll bring snacks and keep the house clean.
I'm finding this thread to be most amusing lately.