the putridness of my defication and the thoroughness in which i wash my hands are directly porpotional.
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the putridness of my defication and the thoroughness in which i wash my hands are directly porpotional.
you wash your hands, what are you scared of... poop?Quote:
Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
well . . . im not frightened of it perse. i would just prefer not to ingest it unintentionally.
oh. perhaps you should practice wiping your behind more... i manage to do it every time without getting any poop on my hands. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
TP rules. I thank whoever invented it.
baby wipes are darn good to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xiao3 Meng4
i try to keep those on hand for whenever i've managed to wipe myself bloody.Quote:
Originally Posted by uki
LOL!!! usually if your poop is hard to wipe away it tends to point towards excessive amounts of grease and fats in your diet. but i can relate, nothing worse than the walking-cheek-slide-feeling of a half-a$$ed wipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
the burning. the burning is worse.
that's why you eat chili peppers... to numb your arse... then it doesn't matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
Finally the perfect topic for Uki: Talking shit.
it's better than eating it.Quote:
Originally Posted by unkokusai