A candle, hair and two stupid idiots...
I know a nurse who works the emergency room in NYC. She told me one of the most painful and ridiculous things she has seen was a man with a rather large ‘star’ candle sticking out his arse!
His lover melted the wax and slid the melting candle into his widely stretched buttocks. The candle, comfortably filling the gapping hole, hardened!
A man has HAIR on, in and around his heiny hole!!!
The candle’s wax HELD FAST onto these hairs preventing its removal. WHAT TO DO?!?
A trip to the hospital seemed to be the best idea. I never found out how the candle was removed. But my friend just shook her head in disbelief.
Peace,
Godzilla