The Sad Tragic End of One Mr.Serpent
While externing for a small business in the far reaches of the south pacific, Serpent accidently stumbled into the wrong bar, at the wrong time, in the wrong town.
All he was looking for was kicks...he got more than he barganed for. Little did he relize that he walked in on a scene straight from The Deer Hunter. He walked in on a guy losing a game of Russian Reullette. They saw that he was weak and could be easily overcame, so they cohorted him into playing a game...where there could be no victor!
The pistol was in front of him. The sweat beaded up on his forhead as the ceiling fan spun slowly and dramatically. The small Asian man in a fine Gucci suit became irrate at his hesitation. "DI DI MO!" shouted the man. "DI DI MO!"
Serpent knew what he had to do... He picked up the pistol and pulled the trigger. Click....the tension was over. His opponent wasn't so lucky. He hollowed out his cranium like a pumpkin for holloween.
Serepent spent the rest of his days playing surrogate father to a pack of Asian Gangsters...
Sadly he was shanked in a barfight in Thailand.
Rest now, young prince. You've earned it...