beastie boys - rhyming and stealing
Rhymin' And Stealin' - Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about / I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out / No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder / Cause I'm bad getting bolder, cold getting colder / Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas / And if you've got beef you'll get capped in the knees / We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest / And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest / Most illingest B boy / I got that feeling / Cause I am most ill and I'm rhyming and stealing / Snatching gold chains vicking pieces of eight / I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate / We got wenches on the benches and bitties with titties / Housing all girlies from city to city / One for all and all for one / Taking out MC's with a big sidegun / All for one and one for all / Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL / Frigging in the rigging and cutting your throat / Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat / We got maidens and wenches man, they're on the ace / Captain Bligh is gonna die when we break his face / Most illingest B boy / I got that feeling / Cause I am most ill and I'm rhyming and stealing / Ali Baba and the forty thieves / Torching and craking and rhyming and stealing / Robbing and raping, busting two in the ceiling / I'm wheeling, I'm dealing, I'm drinking, not thinking / Never cower, never shower and I'm always stinking / Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey / And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky / Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village / We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage / Most illingest B boy / I got that feeling / Cause I am most ill and I'm rhyming and stealing / I've been drinking my rum a Def son of a gun / "I fought the law" and I cold won / Black Beard's weak, Moby ****'s on the tick / Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six / My pistol is loaded, I shot Betty Crocker / Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker / Rhyming and stealing in a drunken state / And I'll be rocking my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate