Royal Dragon's Women

So, I ran into an old girlfriend tonight. Those of you old timers here know her well, as the girl responsible for several years worth of my "Royal Dragon's Women" threads.

I have to say, I narrowly escaped capture with that one. She cost me my sanity. However, my antics with her, published on KFM gave countless people endless entertainment.

Of course, she is directly responsible for the fact that the girls who like me today, find me elusive, slippery and extremely difficult to capture!

I could not post all of this on my FB, because I have two part time females I am kind of flirting with (so I don't get locked into any single one of them), that I don't want to really know all the sorted details.

The girls name is Debbie. Just search my main username, and her name to relive the drama.

I have to say, last time I saw her, she had gained a substantial amount of weight. This time, she has piled even more on top of that. Her face even got fat...which is something I didn't even know was possible.

Oddly enough though, she still has the same sweet smile, and sweet sexy voice that just makes me melt.....


Ummmm Crap Do'H!!

I mean she is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!!

I bumped into her outside of the Chinese take out joint I just picked up dinner at. I didn't actually recognize her (because she is now super sized), not at first. I recognized her car. So I pulled up next to her and stared into her window till she noticed me. At first she looked puzzled, then once she realized who i was, she sort of laughed. Although she did have this look on her face like she had seen a ghost. I guess not having seen me for almost 7 years might explain that.

We chatted a bit. I told her it was nice seeing her again, and she said the same to me. Then we parted company.

She seemed really self conscious though. maybe it's because she was like 128 when we dated, and now she is like 350+, looked like she had not washed her hair yet today, and had on some sort of fat woman in walmart outfit.

One of my fondest memories of her was the first night I got her pants off. She sort of turned away from me, and gave me this devilish "Come get me grin" She had on lace short short panties and nothing else....now, I cannot even imaging she was ever that thin. I had to go to my photo album to check, to make sure I was not hallucinating when we dated (Thank God I talker her into those nude shots back then!)

She was still hot when she left me for the other guy....he's apparently stuck with the large version of Debbie, and I am free to chase the Hot Yoga chick I am so fond of today!!! :p

So, I guess it all worked out just fine...well, unless you are the guy she ended up with anyway!! :D

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

So, I ran into an old girlfriend tonight. Those of you old timers here know her well, as the girl responsible for several years worth of my "Royal Dragon's Women" threads.

I have to say, I narrowly escaped capture with that one. She cost me my sanity. However, my antics with her, published on KFM gave countless people endless entertainment.

Of course, she is directly responsible for the fact that the girls who like me today, find me elusive, slippery and extremely difficult to capture!

I could not post all of this on my FB, because I have two part time females I am kind of flirting with (so I don't get locked into any single one of them), that I don't want to really know all the sorted details.

The girls name is Debbie. Just search my main username, and her name to relive the drama.

I have to say, last time I saw her, she had gained a substantial amount of weight. This time, she has piled even more on top of that. Her face even got fat...which is something I didn't even know was possible.

Oddly enough though, she still has the same sweet smile, and sweet sexy voice that just makes me melt.....


Ummmm Crap Do'H!!

I mean she is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!!

I bumped into her outside of the Chinese take out joint I just picked up dinner at. I didn't actually recognize her (because she is now super sized), not at first. I recognized her car. So I pulled up next to her and stared into her window till she noticed me. At first she looked puzzled, then once she realized who i was, she sort of laughed. Although she did have this look on her face like she had seen a ghost. I guess not having seen me for almost 7 years might explain that.

We chatted a bit. I told her it was nice seeing her again, and she said the same to me. Then we parted company.

She seemed really self conscious though. maybe it's because she was like 128 when we dated, and now she is like 350+, looked like she had not washed her hair yet today, and had on some sort of fat woman in walmart outfit.

One of my fondest memories of her was the first night I got her pants off. She sort of turned away from me, and gave me this devilish "Come get me grin" She had on lace short short panties and nothing else....now, I cannot even imaging she was ever that thin. I had to go to my photo album to check, to make sure I was not hallucinating when we dated (Thank God I talker her into those nude shots back then!)
She was still hot when she left me for the other guy....he's apparently stuck with the large version of Debbie, and I am free to chase the Hot Yoga chick I am so fond of today!!! :p

So, I guess it all worked out just fine...well, unless you are the guy she ended up with anyway!! :D

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You know what they say - Pics or it didn't happen :p

OK Gian, now I'm wanting to see before and after pics..:p
128 to 350 is a journey for sure...

Pics or BAN!

There is so much wrong in this thread...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DLNCKc3Mfk...-featured1.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...7982740723.jpg

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Originally Posted by wenshu

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...7982740723.jpg

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I will have to see if I can find a thin one I can put online.

This picture was taken the weekend before our first date.

Sorry guys, I can't post the nudies. I will have a really hard time getting the more recent girls to let me photograph them, if I have a history of posting the pics online.

This photo was originally hanging in her hallway. I had asked for a copy, because it so perfectly captured her smile. She told me there was only this one, but said I could photograph it with my camera if I wanted too.

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Originally Posted by David Jamieson

OK Gian, now I'm wanting to see before and after pics..:p
128 to 350 is a journey for sure...

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I have no idea how I would get an after pic. I have no contact whatsoever with her. although, I live like a block from her work.

Somehow, knowing what she was like when she was with me, vs now, I just don't see her letting me take pictures.

Shouldn't "look how I conquer and demean women" posts be in the Off Topic forum? I really don't see where this has anything to do with Kung Fu. But if you were going for low class and narcissistic, you really nailed it!

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Originally Posted by mooyingmantis

Shouldn't "look how I conquer and demean women" posts be in the Off Topic forum? I really don't see where this has anything to do with Kung Fu. But if you were going for low class and narcissistic, you really nailed it!

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Yup, Pretty much! Weell, except it's not Women in general. Just this specific one...and of course, there was the Doll Chick, who came after her too. That was the one who wanted to put my soul in her China Doll....and then there was Susan...the one who told me she never wanted to lose me, as she clamped onto me like a cobra...while at the same time had been sleeping with some other guy/s for the last 4 months...one of which she actually a married in the end....she was the normal one of the bunch.

Of course, if you don't remember all the back story on this this, then none of this will make any sense at all.

By the time all that was over, I completely understood why perfectly viable, healthy men would leave their village, go up into the seclusion of the mountains and choose to live the life of a celebit monk!

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Originally Posted by mooyingmantis

Shouldn't "look how I conquer and demean women" posts be in the Off Topic forum? I really don't see where this has anything to do with Kung Fu. But if you were going for low class and narcissistic, you really nailed it!

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I disagree.

Conquering women is the reason that I train.


...well, it's the reason that I do ANYTHING!


:)

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Originally Posted by IronWeasel

I disagree.

Conquering women is the reason that I train.


...well, it's the reason that I do ANYTHING!


:)

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That and my years, and years of Kung Fu training is what kept my soul out of imprisonment in the other one's China Doll! :eek:

so what i got from this is your gonna tap her big @ss again reaaaaaaaaaaaal soon

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Originally Posted by goju

so what i got from this is your gonna tap her big @ss again reaaaaaaaaaaaal soon

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Probably not. Just going to write a new chapter in that saga. I have 3500 emails saved from when we were together. I am turning them into a book to publish someday.

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

Probably not. Just going to write a new chapter in that saga. I have 3500 emails saved from when we were together. I am turning them into a book to publish someday.

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Yes you will!

All she has to do is wait for a moment of weakness, then give you The Look.

And you're pulled right back in....



Don't ask me how I know this. :cool:

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Originally Posted by IronWeasel

Yes you will!

All she has to do is wait for a moment of weakness, then give you The Look.

And you're pulled right back in....



Don't ask me how I know this. :cool:

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You know, like the crack addict that I am with her, an extra couple hundred pounds would not change a thing!!


I am so weaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk.............. :(

got beer?

beer and GF threads are related.

is it not?

:D

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Originally Posted by SPJ

got beer?

beer and GF threads are related.

is it not?

:D

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No beer, but home made wine!

But yes, beer and girlfreind threads ARE highly related!!

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

This picture was taken the weekend before our first date.

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She has the crazy eyes, bro.

Was she crazy while you guys were dating?

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Originally Posted by I Hate Ashida Kim

She has the crazy eyes, bro.

Was she crazy while you guys were dating?

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Not at first. It came out though. but by then I was so hooked on the 4 hour sex romps every time we met, that I was pretty blinded to it. That, and she has this strong, sweet natural body scent that is completely intoxicating. Combined with the smile, the penetrating eye contact, and this soft, Southern Cali accent she has...I was hopelessly in her power. :o


One thing I learned from her, is any woman who is THAT good in bed, should be handled like juggling hot coals.

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

Not at first. It came out though. but by then I was so hooked on the 4 hour sex romps every time we met, that I was pretty blinded to it. That, and she has this strong, sweet natural body scent that is completely intoxicating. Combined with the smile, the penetrating eye contact, and this soft, Southern Cali accent she has...I was hopelessly in her power. :o


One thing I learned from her, is any woman who is THAT good in bed, should be handled like juggling hot coals.

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That sounds about right.

The craziest woman I have ever dated was super charming and sweet at first. Was also pretty crazy in bed. By the time the crazy came out I was hooked, just like you said.

But she ended up being seriously crazy, and in hindsight I believe she may have been a sociopath. I'm actually really glad that relationship is over.

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Originally Posted by I Hate Ashida Kim

That sounds about right.

The craziest woman I have ever dated was super charming and sweet at first. Was also pretty crazy in bed. By the time the crazy came out I was hooked, just like you said.

But she ended up being seriously crazy, and in hindsight I believe she may have been a sociopath. I'm actually really glad that relationship is over.

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Yeah, I am glad I am out of mine as well. for me, it's not even the weight gain (which occurred the year after we split up anyway). If she was with me, she would have been considerably more active, just from me dragging her for hikes all the time, if nothing else.

Most of the relationship was a total mind Fok. It was all psychological issues. She was just not a very healthy person to be involved with. She was the kind of person, that you could show her a red ball, and she would argue that the moon is actually made of tofu, and you don't agree with her because you are a miserable person so you want to make everyone around miserable as well.

Then, if you hold your ground, she would twist it all around to make you to be the bad guy because you pointed out her error. Like it was some sort of attack on her just to be mean or something.

Then at the end, she'd go "Look! A Red Ball", and blame you because you started a whole big thing with her over something she already knew.

We would go round and round on stuff like this...why I could not see it then, when it's so clear now is beyond me. I must have been drunk on her pheromones the whole time, or something.
So yeah.....

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

Yeah, I am glad I am out of mine as well. for me, it's not even the weight gain (which occurred the year after we split up anyway). If she was with me, she would have been considerably more active, just from me dragging her for hikes all the time, if nothing else.

Most of the relationship was a total mind Fok. It was all psychological issues. She was just not a very healthy person to be involved with. She was the kind of person, that you could show her a red ball, and she would argue that the moon is actually made of tofu, and you don't agree with her because you are a miserable person so you want to make everyone around miserable as well.

Then, if you hold your ground, she would twist it all around to make you to be the bad guy because you pointed out her error. Like it was some sort of attack on her just to be mean or something.

Then at the end, she'd go "Look! A Red Ball", and blame you because you started a whole big thing with her over something she already knew.

We would go round and round on stuff like this...why I could not see it then, when it's so clear now is beyond me. I must have been drunk on her pheromones the whole time, or something.
So yeah.....

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Yeah, that's how it was with me, too.

She was very manipulative, but very good at hiding it so you didn't even realize what was going on. And hypocritical about stuff but could almost convince you that her reasons were valid.

She would start drama and then make me think it was my fault.

I was younger, then. I finally wised up one day and realized she was a crazy.

After we broke up, she would email/text/call me with everything from telling me about how much she likes the new guys she was dating, to wanting to meet up, to saying she regrets letting me go, to telling me random things about her life trying to get me to reply so she can suck me back in.

I delete anything she sends me.

No contact is the only way with crazies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6T8i8a8irg

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

This picture was taken the weekend before our first date.

Sorry guys, I can't post the nudies. I will have a really hard time getting the more recent girls to let me photograph them, if I have a history of posting the pics online.

This photo was originally hanging in her hallway. I had asked for a copy, because it so perfectly captured her smile. She told me there was only this one, but said I could photograph it with my camera if I wanted too.

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I suggest you delete this pic as soon as you can UNLESS you got permission from her to post it on a public forum.

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Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin

I suggest you delete this pic as soon as you can UNLESS you got permission from her to post it on a public forum.

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Agreed 100%. Not cool to post that pic man.

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Originally Posted by I Hate Ashida Kim

Yeah, that's how it was with me, too.

She was very manipulative, but very good at hiding it so you didn't even realize what was going on. And hypocritical about stuff but could almost convince you that her reasons were valid.

She would start drama and then make me think it was my fault.

I was younger, then. I finally wised up one day and realized she was a crazy.

After we broke up, she would email/text/call me with everything from telling me about how much she likes the new guys she was dating, to wanting to meet up, to saying she regrets letting me go, to telling me random things about her life trying to get me to reply so she can suck me back in.

I delete anything she sends me.

No contact is the only way with crazies.

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Do you live in the Chicago area, and would your ex's name also be "Debbie" by chance? I swear, by your description, we dated the same girl!

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Originally Posted by Brule

Agreed 100%. Not cool to post that pic man.

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Yeah, You guys are right of course. Besides, anyone following the thread has already seen it, and I already made my point.

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Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

Yeah, You guys are right of course. Besides, anyone following the thread has already seen it, and I already made my point.

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In the future, unless you have permission OR the picture is from a public venue, don't post pics of people without their permission.

http://i.imgur.com/AKmTz.jpg

lol!!





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