Heh. You must hate getting your picture taken at night!
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Heh. You must hate getting your picture taken at night!
I've thrown rocks at people pointing flashlights at me. It's honestly painful.
And I hate whenever anyone takes my picture with a flash. It hurts. Literally, hurts.
Are you Gollum?
If you're gonna tell the story, tell it right. You rode your sister like a two dollar hoQuote:
Originally posted by Serpent
Yeah, your momma gave me black eyes. It was her big old titties flying around while I rode her like a two dollar ho.
An even better question is when do the spankings start?Quote:
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
I am wearing them now :cool:
What does that mean if I am wearing them?
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
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Originally posted by Serpent
Are you Gollum?
Nah, I don't eat fish. It's tough to picture Gollum sneaking up and strangling cows.
You guys ever watch the show on comedy centry I think called Conan O'Brian. He said, what does gollum, froto, and jennifer lopez have in common? They all have trouble holding on to the ring.
I thought that was cute.
7* -****Spankings!:p
Seafood is superior to beef. In particular, smoked salmon is the ultimate gastronomic technique.
I remember getting a martial arts girls calendar years ago. It was hilarious. Amateur models. My favorite was a 'samurai' girl that was wearing only a hakama and strategically covering her nipples with a katana.
Anyway, I'm not sure that the powers that be would allow me to pursue this project in any seriousness, much as I'd like to. Did we already discuss our nixed " Sparmaster or nothing at all" campaign...
there's other things I'd rather smoke than Salmon . . .
But thrown on the Grill!!! YUM...
While chillin' with my girlfriend on the Beach we bought a whole Salmon (small fishing town on the central coast of Cali... more details are a few pages back) , Just caught the night before... had 'em fillet it and cooked it up that evening... NOW you're talkin' good eatin'!!!
As for FatherDog.. I mean Gollum, he wouldn't strangle a Cow... I picture him just latching onto it's heck like a south american Vampire Bat. This would also explain the light thing.
In all seriousness..
Well if Gene can pursue it, why dont we get someone to take some good professional pics of Margie, (if she is willing of course), Clean em up real nice, make a calendar and print up like 50 copies that we can buy for like a couple bucks a piece + shipping? That way Margie gets some $$, we get a cool calendar, and Gene doesnt get in trouble. Call it "Got Margie?" :D
Any reason this wouldnt be cool with y'all?
It would be better if there were other girls...then...at the end of the last page....after the last month....you can have a picture of all the girls.
Ok, Margie, if you can round up the girls, we can round up the other people to make it happen and it means easy $$ for you guys if people would buy them :) a lady at my work makes calendars from pictures she takes when she travels, so its doable pretty easily :)
Now you're talking!Quote:
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
It would be better if there were other girls...then...at the end of the last page....after the last month....you can have a picture of all the girls.
By the way, seafood, particularly crustaceans, are the pinnacle of gastronomic experience.