I believe the children are our future.
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I believe the children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way
But don't let the little b@stards run wild and take over. ADD my arse, a bloody good slap is what they need, not Ritalin.
Sorry, am I ranting?
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they posess inside
Give them a smack upside the head
To make them understand
That they are little sh!ts
Whitney!!! We have some rewrites!!!!
When they want tv
Make them go outside and play
When they want Nintendo
Show them the beauty of a sunny day
When they want McDonald's
Lock 'em in the attic till they learn
When they want candy
Give 'em fruit for their energy to burn
I still believe in pre-emptive abortion however, which is the clinical shooting to death of all people that should absolutely, obviously to everyone NOT breed.
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My feet hurt.
Alright, that's all. As you were.
I would recommend a headstand.
There was a woman in California who raised money to pay crack heads to get tubal ligations.
I do have one of those wooden-beads-strung-on-a-rope type back massagers. I wonder if it would work on feet. Or if some foxy stranger would drive a hundred sixty miles WNW on a weeknight to rub my feet. Can't hurt to try.
CSN, surely you can pay someone closer by to do it for you.
Eulerfan, I heard about that. Bloody good too. I also heard about some addicts being forced into it if they needed any kind of medical attention. You can only have this knife wound stitched up if you also get steralised kinda thing. Ah well, it's a start.
Then again, crack heads are easy to spot. It's the overweight, lethargic, terminally braindead fukwits in the suburbs, popping out kid after kid through nothing more than boredom, that are the real problem.
I could wonder why you don't drive a hundred and sixty miles ESE but, then again, I live in this turd city. I know why.Quote:
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I do have one of those wooden-beads-strung-on-a-rope type back massagers. I wonder if it would work on feet. Or if some foxy stranger would drive a hundred sixty miles WNW on a weeknight to rub my feet. Can't hurt to try.
I'm actually going to be up there the weekend of Feb 20th for a tourney. You should come. You can tell me all sorts of things like:
"Those judges were blind."
"You were robbed."
"Clearly, YOU should have won. This is all about politics or something."
From the Onion
Study: Uneducated Outbreeding Intelligentsia 2-To-1
CHICAGO—In a report with dire implications for the intellectual future of America, a University of Chicago study revealed Monday that the nation's uneducated are breeding twice as soon and twice as often as those with university diplomas. "The average member of the American underclass spawns at age 15, compared to age 30 for the average college-educated professional," study leader Kenneth Stalls said. "America's intellectual elite, as a result, is badly losing the genetic marathon, with two generations of dullards born for every one generation of cultured literates." Added Stalls: "At this rate, by the year 2100 there will be five smart people on Earth, swallowed whole by more than 12 billion mouth-breathers incapable of understanding the binary exponentiation that swamped the Earth with their like." High-school dropout Mandi Drucker, 16, said of the findings, "All I know is, we're in love."
All tourneys are rigged.
"I could wonder why you don't drive a hundred and sixty miles ESE"
No car. Chicks dig guys with no car!
Man, I love The Onion. It's a top site!