the mind boggles at the possibility that kc actually believes that :D
euler -- i gots a good idear:
breathe. just a little bit. when done, try it again. repeat as necessary. if done right, this can be a BIG help in your problems. :)
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the mind boggles at the possibility that kc actually believes that :D
euler -- i gots a good idear:
breathe. just a little bit. when done, try it again. repeat as necessary. if done right, this can be a BIG help in your problems. :)
What are waitin on? Go break up that happy home already!
I think I'll wait and see if they have kids. That way, when we ultimately marry, I'll have a child without having to give birth, which I hear is painful.
See, timing is everything.
painful? nah, it's a mental thing. Just tell yourself "It's only nine months and a quick push"
Is anyone writing this stuff down?
My lord, we have some book worthy advice here. Well, maybe an advice column...
Dear KFO,
You see there's this guy and... well can you help me?
Signed,
Ms X.
I'm actually seeing somebody else, right now. He's an MAist so I hope he doesn't stumble onto this board any time soon and discover what a floozy I actually am.
I'm not ready for him to know that just yet.
an essay of goofness, half nudeness, and self-laughing
http://pub7.ezboard.com/fshaolinnort...picID=38.topic
oh yeah, im that dude that goes by the name of Marcos there, its my real name, you can track me down and then proceed to kill me and family now :D
a full report, a true story of trial in from non existant or non significant to short attemps leading nowhere but yet to be passed down to those about to succed me and stuff
Here's how I deal with such things:
Somebody you find really attractive makes a comment to you or asks you a question and you don't respond well because you are flustered. So, next time, you work up the nerve to make a comment to them or ask them a question. Then, if they respond well, instead of feeling on the spot, you're relieved that it went well. Chat flows better that way.
Try it next time.
I just read that other thread where youse all been called losers. An advise column..wow...who woulda figured...
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*looks sadly at jar of loose change that doesn't equal an airfare to Texas yet*Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
I'm actually seeing somebody else, right now. He's an MAist so I hope he doesn't stumble onto this board any time soon and discover what a floozy I actually am.
Guess I was just too slow...
*sob*
Cheer up, bud....We've known that you were slow since you first joined KFO
You lay in wait for me, don't you!Quote:
Originally posted by SevenStar
Cheer up, bud....We've known that you were slow since you first joined KFO
I'm just being melancholy. You watch. When this fling with this guy is all done she'll come back here, begging for further spanks and naughtiness.
And she'll be begging me, big guy. ;)
He's Afrikaans. So his accent is like a mix of British and Australian. Surely, he's a pale subtitute for you, serp.
lol, I think the only thing she'll be begging of you is to leave her alone :)
I've never heard Afrikaans described that way before. I think you're reaching! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
He's Afrikaans. So his accent is like a mix of British and Australian. Surely, he's a pale subtitute for you, serp.
But you're right on one point, he's certainly a pale substitute for me. Now get yourself across my knee, you saucy little minx!
It's always sounded that way to me.
*climbing on Serpent's lap*
well, Afrikaans is very Dutch. I'm talking about their accent when speaking English.
*leans over knee*
It's probably because the two main sources for learning English are the Brits and the Aussies.
I guess I can see that. No offence intended, but I've always considered the Afrikaans accent rather abrasive. Then again, I sound like a Scotsman that was raised in England trying to do a bad imitation of an Australian accent, so who am I to talk!
Anyway, things seem to be getting back to normal here.
*SPANK*
Thank you sir, may I have another
A Norweigian
A Brit
A married man
An Aussie (nod to serpent)
A South African
Raise your hand if you see a pattern.
Of course you may.
*SPANK*
I'm seeing a couple of patterns actually:
1) There's a distinct lack of Americans (?? the married guy?)
2) You have a penchant for the exotic (foreign at least, I don't how excotic a Brit is! ;) )
3) You're desperately seeking something...?
The married guy is american.
They are all, ultimately, unavailable. A foreign guy will eventually move home. Don't have to really commit.
Ah, right! These guys aren't Norwegian, etc. now living in the US then. In that case, yes indeed, the pattern is obvious.Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
The married guy is american.
They are all, ultimately, unavailable. A foreign guy will eventually move home. Don't have to really commit.
Hey, if you don't want to commit, then that's fine. It's only a problem if you would like to commit but are scared, therefore choosing people that will eventually leave, etc., etc.
Spank?
aha the pattern is the letter "A"
No Xeb, you got it all wrong. It's the greek letter "delta".
:cool: aight but then i was pretty close
I have options with patterns too, they are unnavalible since im typing right now
Left Hand
Right Hand
Both Hands
Do a backflip who sees a pattern
I've heard of people who use citrus fruit. However, if you have any little cut or abrasion, it must hurt. Especially if you are using grapefruit which seems the most likely choice given its size.
LOL it took me a while to find out what a grapefruit is, two trips to the dictionary and talking to a finnish guy and an american one :D
i think the citric fruits would hurt anyway, since even without cuts the skin of the "head" would be sensitive to the acid i think maybe
:eek: Why not a lemon?
lol
Margie, that's wrong
the wimmins are trying to damage xebbys peepee :(
they don't have grapefruits in brazil?
xebs: ur just lucky you are not with one of them! :eek:
dawood
how about a pumpkin? seriously. I heard this story:
A man was in a field, having his way with a pumpkin. A lady cop saw his car parked near the field, and something told her to investigate. Eventually she found the man, still going to town on this pumpkin. When she saw him, she was appaled/amused at the same time. She said "What on earth are you doing?" and the slightly drunk man looked down at the pumpkin and then looked at the officer and said, "d@mn, is it after midnight already?"
grapefruits the dictionary translates to "toranja"
never heard of anything called a toranja, i know laranjas (oranges) though.
i once saw on tv, on a humoristic program some dude was banging a papaya, then it one day became a monster and bit the guys dick :eek:
"toranja" are indeed Grapefruit in spanish
an Orange is also sometimes called a "chena"
oh and speaking of pumkins . . .
margie: Not much new here. Lots of work, as always. How about your side?
qi dup: We will not be doing a 2003 hoody, much as I'd like to get Margie to pose on my knee again (margie & me) . Sales weren't overwhelming for the 2002 hoody, so we decided not to do another. Since we do all our silkscreening in house, we don't have any back stock for the 2002's - so there will not be a sale. If you really want one, you'd better order now. It'll probably be discontinued soon. And let them know you wanted a 2003 too.
...see now it's really NOT a good idea to get advice on your love life here.
Anyone want some plump, juicy melons?
p.s. kc - not sure if Master Bolt knows Fukien WC. He was a student of Yang Jwing Ming, who surely wrote a book on WC, but I don't know if Jeff picked up something else beyond that over the years. Ask euler.
One great thing about sex with gourds and melons is you never have any disagreements about anal. Or periods. Or anything, for that matter.
Personally, I prefer raisins.
I mean watermelons! Yeah, watermelons.
you see, it keeps getting more and more dangerous posting here
Hey, let's make this thread longer.
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IronFist
Now, it seems I have missed a few things in the past fews hours (namely some spanking from eulerfan - d@mn that serpent getting all the attention). Anyway, where was I? What happened to Xeb? No wait, I don't wanna know. But maybe try cucumber? Nice and soothing. The ladies dig the cucumber too - and even zucchini to a certain extent. But I digress. Where was I? Oh yes, spanking... now eulerfan - the welts have subsided. Please ma'am - some more...?
:eek: :rolleyes: :p
:D :D :D