A young, 6 post pretender to the got chi thread, eh? You'd better be ready to hang with the Spank Crew!
has a LOT of catching up to do! :p
dawood
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A young, 6 post pretender to the got chi thread, eh? You'd better be ready to hang with the Spank Crew!
has a LOT of catching up to do! :p
dawood
INITIATION!!!!!!!!!!
Serpent, get the rope.
Dez, fetch the goats.
Marge, rustle up some rubber bands.
Xeb, gather all the robes and masks you can find.
Taoboy, candles, lots and lots of candles.
Gene and Design, link us to some serious weaponry.
Everybody else, we've got to paint these windows black.
HUSTLE HUSTLE HUSTLE!!!!!!!!
d@mn i must have blocked this out when i was initiated... im sure for a good reason too! :eek:
dawood
:cool:
aight
masks... hmm i have a hat and 2 caps...
robes... lets see, my sheets, my brothers sheets, some blankets...
I think we're all set by me!!!
:D
Lets get the ritual going peeps
Here's the rope.
Quick, hold him down before he bolts!
Dezhen, your mind is protecting you. Repressed Memory Syndrome, look it up on google.
GET THOSE WINDOWS BLACKED OUT!
This is going to take a bit. If you're done already, see if you can find some KY and a turnip.
first the instruction manuel
I've always got copious amounts of KY on hand, eulerfan, you know that. Although, I think we should challenge ourselves. Instead of a turnip, what about a watermelon this time?
I'll see if I can pick up some more stoats too. The others are kinda tired after last time...
stoats as in the weasel creature? :eek: man u guys can be real scary sometimes... now im gonna have nitemares :D
dawood
Hey man, it was you that wore out the stoats last time. Get some regression therapy, dude.Quote:
Originally posted by dezhen2001
stoats as in the weasel creature? :eek: man u guys can be real scary sometimes... now im gonna have nitemares :D
dawood
Okay, go to google, type in: stoats pictures. Click on the first link.
Good lord! :eek:
This might make things a little clearer.
Ain't they cute! (And they'll do anything for money.)
This little fella is particularly filthy. There ain't nothing he won't do and he's not that fussed about the money.
AWWW! I want one!
Just keep them away from the Nuts and everybody should be fine.
Hey dawood.
How about another show of putting 2 stoats down your pants.
Here you go, this one's just for you, sweetheart.Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
AWWW! I want one!
Thank you.
I think I'll call him Sir Stoatington III, Earl of the little rocky patch of ground.
That's a sterling name of which he can be well proud.Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
Thank you.
I think I'll call him Sir Stoatington III, Earl of the little rocky patch of ground.
In a mere 84 posts, this thread will hit 2000. It'll be got qi? bedlam.
Isn't that the point at which we predicted that this thread would achieve self-realisation and take over the world?
BEWARE! The KFO Gestalt is coming!
*snaps seatbelt*
I'm ready.
*snaps underpant elastic*
I'm all excited!
LOL, Euler just asked me for a magnifying glass so she could verify it!Quote:
Originally posted by Serpent
*snaps underpant elastic*
I'm all excited!
:eek::eek::eek: now i will have nightmares!
serpent: you are a bad man :mad:
laughing cow: i actually have seen that happen before :D can you shoot me a pm or email? havent heard from u in a while i think(?)
dawood
Be my guest - I'm an Iron Crotch master! :pQuote:
Hear that Margie? IRON CROTCH ;) Sorry Xeb, the bigger and better man is moi
Au contraire, bon jour :D LOL
I didnt wanna get to this point :D but i guess im left with no choice but informing Mrs. SevenStar that Mr. SevenStar is getting naughty with other wimmins on the net :p
This is the only rack we sell at MartialArtsMart.com now. I'm not sure if it comes assembled or not. We used to sell the stand up kind for long weapons, but they didn't sell very well so they were discontinued. The problem with those is two-fold. 1. Their big so you need the room for them. A standard size doesn't fit everyone, so it's usually easier to make them. 2. Many weapons have funny ends that don't always fit into the slots. If we made all the slots larger to accomodate, skinnier weapons like staffs wouldn't stand up straight. So you have to modify them, which is just as easy as making them.
If that southern issue was the Buck Sam Kong one, somebody really took care of you. That issue sold out long ago.
d@mn xebs... that was some sneeky ace u kept hidden there :cool::D
dawood
Would now be a good time to kick down a got qi? sneak peak? Our next cover master is the one, the only, Iron Crotch Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng. We jsut got the advance issues in yesterday, so subscribers should go out next week and it'sll be on stand by the first week of February. I wrote the article and Design Sifu did the lay (pun intended.)
I expect all members of the spank crew to pick up this issue. It has some seriously good advice that I think you all need. BTW, exactly how many of you spankers are subscribed?
SS***Dispite what you might think, i am not just interested in the iron crotch Besides, I have already had this guy pull my truck with his private part, can you? he he:p j/k
Eulerfan***I don't have rubberbands, but I have these . I don't think the guys can handle
our qi ;) Only GENE
Good Morning to all by the way. Hi Xebsball:) !
Hi :D
CSN***he he he...funny!
Xebsball******i'm blushing****he:p
im glad! im glad! :)
my next step is bringing down the dollar currency if you know what i mean :D
Can you believe it? I actually had to do some work yesterday. I'm sure my position description didn't mention that. Now look at all the fun I've missed.
eulerfan - I have so many candles to choose from....but I thought maybe the new guy would also need this to help him prepare.
serpent - did xebs leave his pet at your place again?
soon 2000 posts
Oh Margie, I got something here to make you blush. They're STUDDED!!Quote:
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Xebsball******i'm blushing****he:p
:eek:
I wondered what that scratching noise was!Quote: