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Ladies dont dig sitting around playing on the net. they like getting drunk. and dancing. lots of dancing. ;)
Get used to it. The correct is my offical b!tch. I make the correct hold onto my pocket while I walk around, sometimes I slap it in the face.
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For a moment there I thought you were sober. Now I can see you've had a few drinks and puffs. :D
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Of course, what true texan doesnt gargle with whiskey after they brush their teeth in the mornings?
:rolleyes:
Actually I dont smoke very much anymore. (1 time a day isnt very much compared to my normal habits)
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DUDES
Thats the very problem i had with this weekend, i had nowhere to go.
First of all, i dont go out on the night by myself - cos i dont think its much fun and cos its kinda dangerous (i drink and might forget where i live - did this a few weeks ago AND also dangerous for buncha other reasons)
So, like this dude couldnt go to some stuff we supposed to go cos then he had some marriage to go to. Then the ladies were to look for a place to go then let the other peeps know, but they were stuck to cos they dont got wheels. Xebby dont got wheels either.
The other peeps with wheels travelled with their respective luvs (boyfriend, girlfriend) to the beach or somewhere else.
So a Xebby really had nowhere to go
Mkay, you thinking, but what about your cousin?
When he got out and the girl gave him bj was on some other city, 2 hours from here, cos he works there too - as a doctor.
Second thing is i dont go out with my cousin - hes older - 27 or some shyt and he hangs out with his buddies doctors and goes to really expensive clubs.
Xebby goes out wherever he can, he luvs to go out!
And dont piszs me off, i kick ur ass
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"And dont piszs me off, i kick ur ass"
Truer words of widsom couldnt be said, unless said by a midget kicking himself in the head whilst typing.
"27 or some shyt and he hangs out with his buddies doctors and goes to really expensive clubs."
Then he gots $$ too, tell him to take xebby out.
"The other peeps with wheels travelled with their respective luvs (boyfriend, girlfriend) to the beach or somewhere else"
No one throws parties down there? Im sure they do. Parties are the appropriate place to find sexy wimmins. And clubs. Or the mall. Or school. The park. They're everywhere. No excuses xebby, no excuses. You're just being lazy.
:eek:
:D
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no way me going out with that sombeatch
well, MY peeps werent throwing any parties
i did go to the mall, to watch a movie - how u expect me to go like "Hello, im Xebby" on some hot chick in the mall just like that i dont talk to strangers you b@stard.
and now you really piszsed me off
IM SO PISZSED OFF HOW DARE U
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Actually... You do just introduce yourself. Its THAT easy. (you gotta be able to talk after that however...) ;)
and believe it, i did dare. Oh did I ever.
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"Hello, im Marcos, you're hot, i wanna do you"
OH FOCK U, who you think i am some rockstar focking "Jim Morisson" now whatever or "Handsome Rob"
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Maybe you should host a party or something.
"hey, Im marcos. I couldnt help but notice you and I just wanted to let you know Im having party tonight. ect ect...."
Works for me all the time. Im no rock star. Yet... ;)
But you really gotta throw a party then... Buy a few bottles. Itll be worth the investment.
:)
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a 2 people party?
how the hell she gonna fall for that
:mad: i dont believe you
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2 people? Who said 2 people? I said party. Get at least 20-30 peeps... Get enough alcohol and that shouldnt be a problem.
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Word, have a party, invite a bunch of people (and specificly peeps who know peeps). You'll be fine.
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If only you could hear the music playing in my head, you would then know what a pimp I truly am.
:confused:
<- no, Im not even stoned yet. Not till later tonight, after kung fu.
;)
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Oh, and xebby... it's about networking skills, communications... not always being fly or hot or anything (of course that don' hurt)...
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"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth that's right"
:eek:
Its legal in the Netherlands!
:D