very funny :o
but dont panic, Volcano is here
and the BADGERS too
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
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very funny :o
but dont panic, Volcano is here
and the BADGERS too
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
I'm glad you liked it V.A.
but I was hoping others would step-up and create a few comic-strips of their own...
with over 300 pages of posts on this thred there's got to be some potentially really funny stuff to be made...
u call this thread funny? I LAUGH AT YOU
Laugh at THIS!!!
:mad:
Ole`
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The Got Qi Girls thred has reached the level of High Art Sort of...
If you and Gene get into this again... I'm going home, and I'm bringing my toys with me!:D
someitmes i have nightmares that i was being quoted on some other sites then i wake up sweating and since i dont remember my dreams i go like: "Hey the chick on this dream must have been really hot cos i am all sweating"
Well, at least you think you're getting some somewhere.
Curse you with your subtle comic book humor! CURSE
argh!
lol, well, I've now had a quote imortalized in a comic.
LoL...
I'm waiting for gene to make an appearance in one of those... anyone care to give THAT a try?
Well with that pic in the front of the last issue... his hair sort of made him look like a cartoon character...:eek:
Girls!
Yeah all i really want is girls!
And in the morning it's, GIRLS!
Cuz in the evening it's, GIRLS!
I like the way that they WALK!
And it's chill to hear them TALK!
And i can aways make them SMILE!
From White Castle to the NILE!
Back in the DAY!
There was this girl around the WAY!
She like my home-piece MCA!
He said he would not give her PLAY!
I asked him please, he said " you MAY!"
Her pants are tight and thats OKAY!
If she would dance i would DJ!
We took a walk down to the BAY!
I hope she'll SAY!
"Hey me and you should hit the HAY!"
I asked her out, she said, "No WAY!"
I should have probably guessed their GAY!
So i broke North with no DELAY!
I heard she moved real far AWAY!
That was two years ago this MAY!
I seen her just the other DAY!
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay
Girls- to do the dishes
Girls- to clean up my room
Girls- to do the laundry
Girls- and in the bathroom
Girls, thats all i really want is girls
Two at a time i want girls
With new-wave hairdos i want girls
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls....
Some classic Beasties...
crap that sucked. I appologize
WHEN HELL FREEZ YOU DONG FUKAZ
you dont need a god cos im here now
:rolleyes:
Get over yourself.... focker
ok ok, the crowd went crazy and screaming for more so
here are the 2 latest theories of mine
1) Prostitution
Its ok to pay for sex, follow the data i display:
Dude sees chick -> dude likes chick -> dude wants chick
Factors that factor the seduction a dude can do on a chick to get casual sex: Display of power (money, looks) + display of personality
Brad Pit (spell?) could score anyone cos he got display of power (money and looks). Even if his personality sucked I know all you females wet your panties for him even without knowing his true personality -> how he really is in person, with his friends, family, etc.
Ok now, with money you can... improve your display of power -> cos money is the power. You can use the money to do plastic surgery and to goto great doctors nutricionists and great academies to workout and you can even BUY TIME to workout. With money you will put most best seductive clothes and perfumes. With money you can pay for the water you will use to bath yourself and the soap and the shampoo too. With money you also will pay for the car you will use to get where the ladies are partying. With money you can even get psycologists and crap like that to make you talk sweeter to the girls and be more extrovert.
Now, instead of doing all that, you can use your money directly on the female and get the sex. What a briliant theory :D
The law? screw the law. The law is supported by governament stuff, and the governament sucks.
norther praticioner, stop disrespecting, im talking important stuff in here
now where was i?
ok theory 2
this came to me hanging out on my bros city, where i finished highschool some 4 years ago or something
2) School girls are hot
I always studied on catholic schools. Irony or not, perverssion of the priests or waht i dont know -> but our uniforms had some pants that are the type to do exercise wich are GLUED to the body -> i wont even begin to comment on camel toes and other awesome sightings that come from that.
School grls still turn me on, just like they did when i was in school (bakc in 99).
They still turn me on, cos they are young, cute and cos their pants are so tight and hot. And most of all, they still turn me on very very hot and high cos i couldnt have them back then when i was a school boy and i still cant have em now.
(Note this applys even if its not the pants case, what if they were skirts like the japanese school girls did? It would be EVEN HOTTER, cos you can see panties then).
funny & funnier!!!
or not . . .
LOL.. that was good DS..
VA:rolleyes: Like I'm not being sarcastic...
You need to stop obsessin, and start posessin.
thanks NP, the most satisfying aspect is that it's all cut & pasted from this thred (& a few others)...
I wanna see what you's would read like...
go-on then . . . bust one out!!!
i shall have my ze-venge
you'll see
(not on you dirty bastages, i mean on other peoples)
in the meantime here's a picture of everything
Wow...
Its like LSD manifested on a canvas.
That was pretty cool.:D
like Carcass (the band) would say:
Works of art, painted black
Magniloquent, bleeding dark
Monotonous palate, murky spectrum, grimly unlimited
Food for thought, so prolific
In contrasting shades, forcely fed
Abstraction, so choking, so provocative
A canvas to paint, to degenerate
Dark reflections - degeneration
A canvas to paint, to denigrate
Dark reflections, of dark foul light
Profound, aesthetic beauty
Or shaded, sensary corruption
Perceptions, shattered, splintered, mirroring
In deft taints, diluted, tinted
Spelt out, in impaired colour
Denigrating, going to paints to pain - not a pretty picture
Works of heart bleeding dark
Black, magniloquent art
Monotonous palate, murky spectrum, grimly unlimited
Prolific food for thought
Contrasting, fed with force
Abstraction, so choking, so provocative
Bleeding works of art
Seething work so dark
Seering words from the heart
cool pic
you cant tell by just watching, but i am going through several evil plans right there while holding my black book of people who must die and observing subversive activities on the surrounding area and NOT watching tv.
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/volcano98a
Volcano's prostitution theory is actually something ive pondered over myself. hes right.
but wouldnt that mean that all females are wh0res?
:confused:
yes, all females are wh0res
hey ya'll. omg..i missed all of you. It has been mad crazy this month due to the Christmas season. I just wanted to say now...what i may not be able to say in a few days, is merry christmas to all and happy new year. I hope everyones new year is a great one. Set your goals now and follow through.
I have been working so hard to help satisfy our customers. man..u guys owe me. LOL..j/p.
Anways...this weekend, me and got qi girl judy, went to the club, and her best friend also. Got a picture for you guys. Not the best..but you may like it.
anways..let me know what you all have been up to. have a great rest of the week if i dont get to chat with you guys.:p ;)
There's people out there that say I'm no good,
'Cause I don't believe the things that I should,
And when the final conflict comes, I'll be so sorry I did wrong,
And hope and pray that our lord god will think I'm good.
Countries manufacture bombs and guns
To kill your brother for something that he hasn't even done.
Smog is ruining my lungs, but they aren't sorry they've done wrong,
They hide behind their lies that they're helping everyone.
In the end the good will go to heaven up above,
The bad will perish in the depths of hell.
How can hell be any worse when life alone is such a curse?
**** Armageddon, this is hell [x3]
We're living in the denoument of the battle's gripping awe,
So what's the use of being good to satisfy them all?
How could hell be any worse? Life alone is such a curse!
**** Armageddon, this is hell [x5
cute friends
Speaking of sexy ladies... :eek:
Merry crimmus and happy new year to yourself. :)
My week is always good. ALWAYS!?
:confused:
Jesus Im tired.
And Im tired of saying Jesus, so I think Ill start saying Shiva instead.
careful, buddy. it's not good to take the Lord's name in vain, but Shiva's not as forgiving.