cause then she'd have been 9'6"? :confused:
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cause then she'd have been 9'6"? :confused:
:D
lol
My friend used to call short girls "Boquete em pé"
Try and guess what it means :D
Oh dang...that's messed up.
I like it.
Sometimes I feel that way about my dates.
Just stop talking, your talking sh!t
Your voice is so annoying, I can't handle it!
The more I look at you, the sicker I get
Why I asked for you number, I totally regret!
I sit there and smile, it doesn't mean I hear
Every bullsh!t thing your saying, "uh huh, i agree dear."
I pretend that I'm listening, but I am not really there
I am thinking of what I'm going to do tomorrow and what i am going to wear
"god take me home" thats what i'm thinking in my head
If I had a gun, I would shoot myself dead!
Actually, If I had a gun, I probably shoot you
If you shut up now...i wont kill you.
Save your self, better yet save me
"Oooh, is that another guy I see."
"he's cute...is what I really want to say
But I forgot...I'm on a date.
You can stop talking now...all of your sh!t
no your still going,,,,"shut it! shut it!"
I say Thanks for a great evening, i hope we do it again
Then when you call, I'll say I 'd rather be friends
Listening to you talk, really made me stressed
"Oh god..is that dirt on my dress!"
Never mind...becuase Im finally at home
Thank god, becuase being with you...sh!it,,,,I 'd rather be alone!
np****check out mine! in the other forum
Very nice Margie....
rolling the dice
got set up with a bomb shell
everything seemed clean and consise
on it went with the southern bell
but let me give you a word of advise
just because they are cute and fit
doesn't mean they aren't too full of themselves
even too I must really admit
sometimes I would rather be stacking shelves
every minute I wasn't with her
had to be accounted for
when we met up again I'd whither
god she was such a **** bore
Sometime in the middle of the night
came a vision 'between the ears
that upcoming was the big fight
that would leave the ***** in tears
Soon it came without much thought
just when bed became cold as ice
a one way ticket out I bought
**** I wish I hadn't rolled those dice.
I know Gene is gone...but we got to at least try and post to 3000. Come on guys....even if it is alot of junk that you want to write put it on there.
Look at me.......
Sitting here, waiting for the phone to ring
I am bored, so I sit here and sing
doey doey. la la la
Please, wont somebody call?
i pretty frustrated today, sucks.
im not christian but id thank god if i call ma friend and he says theres some kick ass party this weekend.
"for example, what does the billboard say
come and play, come and play
forget about the movement"
Mass graves for the pump and the price is set, and the price is set
Mass graves for the pump and the price is set, and the price is set
Mass graves for the pump and the price is set, and the price is set
Mass graves for the pump and the price is set, and the price is set
i need to buy a toe ring , of course not that big...but something that fits
Returning to the seafood debates
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/an...00/2915281.stm
That's a whole lotta calimari!
And take special note of this lovely detail...
"Its 25 teeth-like hooks are as sharp as razors and can turn around 360 degrees!"
The lesson here is NEVER grapple with a colossal squid.
Wow...that is huge. And they say that is the 2nd one that was ever found that big right? ****. If that is possible...do you think the SEA MONSTER really exists?:confused: :eek
I think I just got the 3000th post on this thread! Ahhh :)
Do you think that this is real?