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Wasn't there a colossal Squid a few pages back? plus; other assorted Sea Monsters and trouser snakes as well as an assortment of mind altering substances... :eek:
Is this thred sort of fractalizing, now that iterations seem to be repeating themselves on a smaller scale?
Its good to hear from you guys also. It has calmed down a lot. We are just waiting for the army to come in. Most Marine units are leaving and we are also retrograding. We left Baghdad like 2 weeks ago. WE should be home by August take care.Quote:
Originally posted by GeneChing
Good to hear from you! Glad you're well and things have calmed down enough for you to post. Talk about news from the front lines. Take care of yourself and come home safely!
Johnny
Take care Johnny....
Good luck and thank you for your service. Hope to see you home by the end of summer.
And you'll be glad to know I got a haircut, short as yours. :cool:
232 pages and i still havent scored, YAY!! lol :D
ok... :(
nah... :D
233, which makes it only slightly more sad.Quote:
232 pages and i still havent scored
screw you guys, im going home
It'll come young padawan.....
a tip, don't look for it.
Best to go hogging some night just to get the smell of desperation off of you. Chicks can smell desperation from a mile away.
I can smell chicks a miles away ;)
Kristoffer.... we are NOT talking about the baby chickens in your yard...:eek:
:D
Figure that much.. I killed them last week
höhö
So, Kristoffer. Chicks in Sweden stink do they?
i trained bjj today, and rolled with a brown belt
but i wont tell anythinb bout it cos people on this thread are mean to me. Even Gene doesnt luvs me anymore.
But Master is good to me... Master is our friend...
So Xebby has finally accepted the embrace of the Dark Side :(
:D
You can tell me of your experiences, Padawan. Did you get tied up lie a pretzel?Quote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
i trained bjj today, and rolled with a brown belt
but i wont tell anythinb bout it cos people on this thread are mean to me. Even Gene doesnt luvs me anymore.
But Master is good to me... Master is our friend...
And where are the pictures from the Brazilian Ass Parade?
No just BIRD chicks :rolleyes:
..
what the hell am i writing here anyway! :D
Your right...women can smell desperation. Most women anyways.
Potentially extremely loaded statement..............Quote:
hogging is sometimes your only option.
lol
Guess it just depends on how you take it....
:eek:
Wimmins smell depresion now, I guess it can't smell as bad as obsession for men...
I know, I'm just joking, we call it the curse of the mumpty
"Watch your mouth, call me desperate"
Xebby, 15th May 2003
what makes one think im desperate, im like cooling on the scene like a horse on a stable, silly americans
The other when i had checked out the bjj place i seen a lot of white belts and a blue belt, so i though ok cool. Then i went yesterday at other time, the dudes started coming in, most of them all fit and shyte like that, brown belt, purple belt and white belt. When it was my time to roll... he picked the brown for me wtf, sombeacth, why not a white, why a brown, just cos im like super tough looking probably.
Brown belt actually choked me twice, i dont know what those chokes called though, one is with the gi, is that the clock choke or something i dunno.
We began from the ground, he on bottom, guard position thang.
He told me to try to pass his guard, cos i havent learned no locks or whatever, just had praticed armbar from the guard. Course i havent learned any guard pass either, so its xebby style basicly.
We went on and shyte, one time i "flipped him" somehow and moved to his back, was almost standing up. From there i didnt know what to do, if i knew id re-flip him and rear naked choke whatever. I could though punch him / make him my beatch from there. Tried some shyte to re-flip him then he grabbed my gi pants and i went down too, then i dont know how but we both ended up standing up. I think in the 5 mins i stood up 2 times total (thats for the people that think BJJ DOMINATE MOST DOMINATIONAL U CANT STAND UP).
he layed back on the floor (guard) after we stood up and we got back to the floor again. later i dunno what he flipped me and mounted me, bypassing my ZERO GUARD (thats how i call it, cos it oughta suck since i just learned it that day) and choked me. The second time i was trying to pass his guard and he did some choke on me again, wich he explained how to counter then.
I did pretty good imho, i wanna try out on the white and blues next. Try with this dude again once i learned more moves
You may have forever ruined my enjoyment of bacon sammiches...:(
lends new meaning to the phrase...
Makin' bacon
Put it this way - at least you had a good partner to learn from :)
Did he at least take you out to dinner before you ttwo rolled around? :D
That's simply not possible.Quote:
Originally posted by GeneChing
You may have forever ruined my enjoyment of bacon sammiches...:(
no man, i feel sad, he havent even called yet :(Quote:
Originally posted by joedoe
Did he at least take you out to dinner before you ttwo rolled around? :D
All those BJJ guys are the same. **** b!tches.
I bet he even told you he would respect you in the morning didn't he?!?!?! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
no man, i feel sad, he havent even called yet :(
yes he did, and he said the pain would go away in less than a day and the bleeding too :(
And I bet he said it wouldn't taste bad either right? :D
he got angry when i spit it off :confused: why?
:D
Can we please go back to talking about bacon sammiches?
:(
;)
We were. Xebby & his BJJ man had some bacon sammiches together, and Xebby cut himself (hence the bleeding & soreness). Then his BJJ man got upset because Xebby spat out his bacon sammich, and didn't call him the next day.
What did you think we were talking about? :D
Well, you know, you were talking about BJJ guys... one automatically assumes there's ****sexual behavior involved.
I bet they were eating bacon sammiches while sliding all over each other, naked and greased with bacon fat.
Well, Xebby is your padawan. You should discipline him better :D
Hey, what he does in his own time is his own responsibility!
My guess is that as a beginner in bjj, he wanted you to deal with a pretty advanced student with some experience teaching and the ability to prevent either of you from getting hurt.Quote:
he picked the brown for me wtf, sombeacth, why not a white, why a brown, just cos im like super tough looking probably.
It does sound like a good experience. As soon as I can, I'm gonna go back to that submissions grappling place and try to steal some of their skills for my trick bag.