Yeah... it is... you kinda missed the joke there I think...
;)
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Yeah... it is... you kinda missed the joke there I think...
;)
thats not fair :p
I thought kiwis were those green strawberries-turned-inside-out with brown fuzz all over them.
Actually you have no idea how many people call our magazine Kungfu Kwee-gong. Or Kwi-gong. That's kinda Star Wars, eh? Well if Yoda can do wushu barrel rolls, I'd take it over a fuzzy fruit.
Maybe we should change our name - again - What do you all think?
NO WAY Gene!!!;)
How about 'kung froo froo'? Always have a pink cover with little flowers along the edges?Quote:
Originally posted by GeneChing
Maybe we should change our name - again - What do you all think?
You could really test the determination of your readership that way.
and we could have articles like "knitting and the martial arts." life would be good. :D
Gene - Does the catalog carry the Knitting Needle versus Double Denture Sparring Set for Seniors video?Quote:
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
and we could have articles like "knitting and the martial arts." life would be good. :D
You guys crack me up! hee hee
does anyone make adult undergarments with an insert for a cup?
I know a place that does. ke ke ke......well, actually I heard of somewhere
problems arise when someone gets kicked below the belt, and instead of <THOCK>, you hear <SQUISH>.
now there's a reason for a timeout.
I've acquired a taste for asparagus - what is happening to me?
you're either an old fàrt, or you're just messed in the head.
I think the big question is, can you smell asparagus pee or do you lack those receptors in your nose?
...and the subject was, um, oh nevermind.
Would one of you ladies tell me if this really helps? http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsma...soutsup14.html
These do:
http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsma...soutcupsu.html
http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsma...groinprot.html
I've taken a few fairly hard kicks to the groin and feel no need to own a cup. Other women in the class have said that it it hurts and they want a female cup.
It does hurt but so does a blow to another area. It won't put me on the floor in a fetal postition like it will a guy.
I really don't know what these women are on about.
Eulerfan
It's because they aren't wearing their Wonder Woman underwear, and don't believe in the force. :D You gotta BELIEVE it will work, otherwise, it's not gonna happen.
I've taken some kicks to the groin, and yeah it hurts...but NOTHING like a guys!! I don't wear a female cup either. Those other girls in your class must be weenies!!
~Wen~
Belief!
I always get that part wrong.
It's okay! Most people do get that part wrong. It's a common misconception among people! They think just because they have the Wonder Woman underwear, it'll work!! Ironically, those that have the force, well, they think ANY underwear will work...but unforutnately for them...they're wrong. It's only the Superhero underroos that work! Why do you think they wore them on Charlies Angels?? Come on, that's gotta stand for SOMETHING!!!
~Wen~
:cool:
I once wore satin Daffy Duck boxer shorts - I think that explains a whole lot. :D
Yep....WEENIE!!
~Wen~
I go commando. What does that tell you?
(Not when I train, mind you!)
TMFI Serpent................
I'm gonna have NIGHTMARES now...thanks a lot!
~Wen~
Yeah, that's right... you call 'em nightmares now! Basically, you'll be dreaming of me with no daks on! ;)
UH HUH...THATS IT....
Just keep thinkin' that Lover Boy!
~Wen~
*blush*
She called me lover boy!
(Don't be jealous, eulerfan! ;) )
:D
Cr@p!
Now I'm going to have to fight Wushu Chick. Look at her, she's got a friggin lasso and everything. This is gonna suck.
You can do it, girl! Positive attitude!
Besides, you don't have to fight. I'm man enough for both of you! (I seem to remember you saying something similar to me once! ;) )
Okay, we need to be careful. This might be how hippie communes get started.
You think? Hey, I could think of worse arrangements!
Let's ask Gene. He's the stinkinest hippy I know.
What do you think, Gene?
Okay. I'm thinking I could raise the chickens, you can grow the pot, wushu chick can make the tie dyed shirts to sell in the local town, Xesball can come up with the conspiracy theories.
If anybody else wants in, that's cool as long as you inderstand that it's all about love, sharing and kicking a$$.
You all wouldn't last a day in a hippie commune. One good dose of granola and it would blow out all those toxic mucoids lying dormant in your colons and you'd have nothing to be grumpy about. Once you're unplugged, you'd probably lack the desire to post here anymore. :p
p.s. I'm thinking of trying to get the got qi? girls to pose in that female protector and a got qi shirt? What do you all think?
That's it. If it will dull my rage, I'm not gonna do it.
Dude, Gene doesn't know what he's talking about. Pot turns you into a raging killing machine! Haven't you ever seen "Reefer Madness"?Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
That's it. If it will dull my rage, I'm not gonna do it.
:D
Well, of course. Everybody knows that.:rolleyes:
The vikings used to smoke, like, three bowls apeice before going into battle. It just made them freak out and want the taste of blood.
But, he's saying that granola affords you some manner of serenity or something. I'll have none of that.
No No No... they would eat those funny mushroom you can't buy in stores!!!Quote:
The vikings used to smoke, like, three bowls apeice before going into battle. It just made them freak out and want the taste of blood.
nonono. the vikings lived on the outskirts of europe. by definition, that means they were meth-heads.
Bruce Lee was a hippie. Ever see the pic with him and Sharon Tate? But hands down, being bunged up will make you more irritable so if that's your goal, stay away from the granola.
Keep the pot, lose the granola. Stoned raging hippy commune here we come!
Sounds good to me. You still in, eulerfan?
What's UP with all this bung hole talk!?!?
What? Are you trying to out-Gene Gene?
You'd better come along to the commune dude, you need to get all this capitalist agenda out of your head!