To do that, you'd have to be some sort of creature capable of unhooking its jaw. Now, what animal can do that? Think.....think.....
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To do that, you'd have to be some sort of creature capable of unhooking its jaw. Now, what animal can do that? Think.....think.....
Hmmm. I might end up backing myself into some lonely auto-fellating fantasy if I'm not careful.
Mind you, that would be a party trick!
Yoga, my friend, yoga. I can put my leg behind my head. Huh? Huh? Nudge...nudge...wink...wink...say no more.
Where's the waiter? I'd like to order some roast beef curtains.
Chang, as your friend, I'm begging you, please, never ever use the term 'beef curtains' again.
You know, sometimes I just don't know when to quit. Other times, I just don't know how to get started.
Innuendo's a funny thing, ain't it? So are objectification, sexism, and the resultant double standards (and no matter how they came to be that way, they are double standards.
See? I told you I don't know when to quit.
WTF? There are no terms for the male genitalia that make you go, "Ech?"
I've been in mixed company and referred to it as a 'little willy,' at which point all the guys went, "No, don't call it that. We really don't like it when you call it that."
So I stopped calling it that.
You didn't make me feel like you were being sexist or objectifying me. You guys see me as a whole person, I know that. Give me some credit. I just read 'beef curtains' and thought, "Ewww, please don't call it that."
Mam- how 'bout if I just give you the $? I don't need the lei. or the candy, rather...
"WTF? There are no terms for the male genitalia that make you go, "Ech?" "
Not really, but then, I'm one sick sorry sonova. I find most 'gross' things funny (actual exploitation is another matter.) That's why I like GDA so well, and why I posted that Crumb cartoon about "Wildman Sam's Pure N!gger Hearts."
I definitely have my limits, but they're in different places than most folks'.
What do you say when someone asks you what your "got qi?" shirt means?
I usually quip "it's IQ spelled backwards" - stuns them like a cricket on a windshield. I suppose it would be better just to point them to this thread.
You all have your got qi? shirts already, don't you? Eulerfan is special - we have hers and we still warming it up for her (!:eek: !) But I'd hate to think of the rest of you as qi post posers...
euler,
understand that most terms for the meatpipe are terms of pride and power. we like to name things so they sound impressive. mansaber, pocketrocket, etc. -- stuff like that is all meant to make a lasting impression, even if the actual item can't.
however, many of the terms for women's naughty bits are terms of either cuteness or something a bit more on the icky side, but most don't inspire all that well.
consider it another mysoginistic part of this world. maybe women need tougher-sounding nicknames for their parts. maybe that'd help get the stubborn mule of equality moving quicker.
Attack Wombs.
Oh, okay. Well, I can explain this. Most guys like to think of their stuff as impressive and substantial and they get put off if you use terms that contradict this idea. "If you please, it's not a pee-pee, it's a c*ck."Quote:
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
"WTF? There are no terms for the male genitalia that make you go, "Ech?" "
Not really, but then, I'm one sick sorry sonova. I find most 'gross' things funny (actual exploitation is another matter.) That's why I like GDA so well, and why I posted that Crumb cartoon about "Wildman Sam's Pure N!gger Hearts."
I definitely have my limits, but they're in different places than most folks'.
For women, it's delicate and lovely. We like to think of it as delicate and lovely. I get put off when people use terms that contradict that idea. "If you please, they aren't beef curtains, it's a punani."
Now, you don't have to have the same limits as me. You don't have to have the same tastes or sensibilities. That's why I let you know that I didn't want you to call it that instead of getting angry with you when you did. You can call it whatever you want if you think I'm being uptight.
But, please, as your freind, don't. Let me keep living in my little world where it's a delicate little flower. What's it to ya?
NO! It's a DELICATE FLOWER, god d@mn it!!!! I like being a woman and being feminine. Don't you like being masculine and women being feminine? I think we can be equal and keep that. It's nice. It works for me.Quote:
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
euler,
consider it another mysoginistic part of this world. maybe women need tougher-sounding nicknames for their parts. maybe that'd help get the stubborn mule of equality moving quicker.
If I have to be manly to get equality, that is not equality.
good call. but i don't think there's common ground in being truly masculine or feminine. men like impressive names to make their members sound important. car and machine innuendo abound because that's what impresses men.
however, a great deal men couldn't care less about flora (delicate flower). it's either a garnish for their steak or something to buy when they've ****ed up and ****ed off their old lady -- the ol' dozen roses and "i'm sorry" act.
i'm not saying the stereotype is right, but i don't buy the feminine argument as absolute -- i like the fact that my girlfriend is taller than me and can rassle. she's not a fan of the absolute, either, and doesn't buy the wholly masculine act, either. she about wets herself with glee every time i send flowers, because they're thought out well and unique to a traditional milestone or to an occasion in her life. speaking of which, 10 days and it'll be a year for us. :D
(of course, seven days after that, and it's christmas. this time of year is darn expensive :( )