"Please........Dont do the pie"
I prefer the tarts anyway.
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"Please........Dont do the pie"
I prefer the tarts anyway.
You are a tart.
No, I am a lamprey who was promoted from proboscis monkey.
Colored belts are so boring, don't you think?
After a gruelling test Chang Style Novice advanced from proboscis monkey to lamprey. Let's all give him a well deserved round of applause!
*Clap clap clap*
So it wasn't a swollen rabbit then? How was that thing ever a monkey? Could you attach the original pic?
Not from here, I'm on a library computer. But google up proboscis monkey and be convinced.
S'cool, I'll take your word for it. I just couldn't figure out from your avatar what the hell it was. If you say it was a proboscis monkey, then I believe you. You've never lied to me about monkeys before.Quote:
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Not from here, I'm on a library computer. But google up proboscis monkey and be convinced.
Except that one time with that "girl" from Africa you set me up with. Thousands that cost me in therapy. Thousands!
You gave me no choice. I had to do it. I HAD TO!
Now i seriously have to shut upQuote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
you see, it keeps getting more and more dangerous posting here
Know what i just did, picked something from the refrigerator and then rised and turned to the left simultaneously remarkably landing my face on the edge of the door space (cos the door was open, otherwise id hit the door). I got my upper lip and my fucking upper gum cut!! I CUT MY GUM :mad:
jealous are you? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Please........Dont do the pie:eek:
:D
id kiss you but im currently bleeding
What's wrong with bloody kisses? Surely it's a rejection if the woman refuses to kiss you because you're bleeding? :p ;)
its all good becouse i stopped bleeding now
but Margie is not around
*looks left*
*looks right*
Hmm... i see Serpent is here... if only he was wearing a dress, but no :(
Aw, c'mon you chunky Brazilian, pucker up!
I'd kiss a bleeding guy. Then again, I'm not a pu$$y.Quote:
Originally posted by Serpent
What's wrong with bloody kisses? Surely it's a rejection if the woman refuses to kiss you because you're bleeding? :p ;)
:p ;) back atcha
Heh heh. Touche, ma petite choux!Quote:
Originally posted by eulerfan
I'd kiss a bleeding guy. Then again, I'm not a pu$$y.
:p ;) back atcha
My lamprey only kisses the bleeding. If you're not bleeding before, definitely after.