I can smell chicks a miles away ;)
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I can smell chicks a miles away ;)
Kristoffer.... we are NOT talking about the baby chickens in your yard...:eek:
:D
Figure that much.. I killed them last week
höhö
So, Kristoffer. Chicks in Sweden stink do they?
i trained bjj today, and rolled with a brown belt
but i wont tell anythinb bout it cos people on this thread are mean to me. Even Gene doesnt luvs me anymore.
But Master is good to me... Master is our friend...
So Xebby has finally accepted the embrace of the Dark Side :(
:D
You can tell me of your experiences, Padawan. Did you get tied up lie a pretzel?Quote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
i trained bjj today, and rolled with a brown belt
but i wont tell anythinb bout it cos people on this thread are mean to me. Even Gene doesnt luvs me anymore.
But Master is good to me... Master is our friend...
And where are the pictures from the Brazilian Ass Parade?
No just BIRD chicks :rolleyes:
..
what the hell am i writing here anyway! :D
Your right...women can smell desperation. Most women anyways.
Potentially extremely loaded statement..............Quote:
hogging is sometimes your only option.
lol
Guess it just depends on how you take it....
:eek:
Wimmins smell depresion now, I guess it can't smell as bad as obsession for men...
I know, I'm just joking, we call it the curse of the mumpty
"Watch your mouth, call me desperate"
Xebby, 15th May 2003
what makes one think im desperate, im like cooling on the scene like a horse on a stable, silly americans
The other when i had checked out the bjj place i seen a lot of white belts and a blue belt, so i though ok cool. Then i went yesterday at other time, the dudes started coming in, most of them all fit and shyte like that, brown belt, purple belt and white belt. When it was my time to roll... he picked the brown for me wtf, sombeacth, why not a white, why a brown, just cos im like super tough looking probably.
Brown belt actually choked me twice, i dont know what those chokes called though, one is with the gi, is that the clock choke or something i dunno.
We began from the ground, he on bottom, guard position thang.
He told me to try to pass his guard, cos i havent learned no locks or whatever, just had praticed armbar from the guard. Course i havent learned any guard pass either, so its xebby style basicly.
We went on and shyte, one time i "flipped him" somehow and moved to his back, was almost standing up. From there i didnt know what to do, if i knew id re-flip him and rear naked choke whatever. I could though punch him / make him my beatch from there. Tried some shyte to re-flip him then he grabbed my gi pants and i went down too, then i dont know how but we both ended up standing up. I think in the 5 mins i stood up 2 times total (thats for the people that think BJJ DOMINATE MOST DOMINATIONAL U CANT STAND UP).
he layed back on the floor (guard) after we stood up and we got back to the floor again. later i dunno what he flipped me and mounted me, bypassing my ZERO GUARD (thats how i call it, cos it oughta suck since i just learned it that day) and choked me. The second time i was trying to pass his guard and he did some choke on me again, wich he explained how to counter then.
I did pretty good imho, i wanna try out on the white and blues next. Try with this dude again once i learned more moves
You may have forever ruined my enjoyment of bacon sammiches...:(
lends new meaning to the phrase...
Makin' bacon