LOL at the avatar.
"shut up Beavis!"
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LOL at the avatar.
"shut up Beavis!"
Are you threatening me?
Margie, post something from every category.
Xebs, the please is all mine. ;)
Gene, what makes you think that took "minutes" to write!?
My avatar looks kind of evil.
I use to date this guy that looked like Beavis. That was scary man.
ok..here is one that I made up really fast. It still needs a little work...but here it is.
Why do you have to be so blunt?
Man you got the nerve!
Did you ever think that my business
Is none of your concern?
Your so opinionated
I never asked for your advise
As if your never wrong
And your so f u cking wise.
Your problem is you assume
Your acustom to be so vain
Maybe if you looked at yourself
You will see it's you who needs to change.
You sit and point a finger
You should be pointing at yourself
Cause no ones F u cking perfect
No matter how good the wealth
Your going to get whats coming to you
People like you always do
Unfortunatly you wont know it
until You start judging you.
**See needs a little work...if you have any advise...please feel free to update it.
Girl, your standards are low!
Nice, i like the realistic tone to it :cool:
Another i made the same day as Ladies First was called Dildo In My Pocket, but it doenst share the latency of LF.
Part of it went like:
"Aint nobody can deny this
ten plus five
I got fifteen"
Raw, Margie, raw! ;)
Not sure about the wealth line in the penultimate verse though.
Let's have some more!
looks aren't important. As long as a guy has a cool personality, it makes him that much more attractive. I used to be into only looks, but if I meet someone that I get along with really well, then I wont turn down a date.
But yea....for some reason...The guys I like have something unique about their look. Dont know why...I just usually date those kinds. Most guys down here that are cute, either look gay or are gay. j/p :p
IMO,
the coolest couples tend to have some sort of contrast at play.
I've often been disturbed by those couples that look so much the same. Is that vanity at work?
The whole beautiful girl digging personality over looks strikes me as a very BAY AREA thing...
ONE more reason for all of ya'all to make the trip to the golden state...
What are you waiting for, start packing!!!
;) :D:cool:
I once went out on a date
the chick was a serious *****
lets just say it didn't last that late
wish I could have left her in a ditch
She had blonde hair and blue eyes
talked about how she was the greatest
god I thought this night would be my demise
to murder I would need to have confessed
If this date went on any longer
I would need to grab a gun
I thank my parents for making me stronger
I just payed the check, and made a run
Unfortunate for me
she followed
wouldn't let me be
whatever, at least she swallowed
Another reason....to see all of us
I knew a guy that was 6'4 and was dating a girl that was 4'6. How does that work? I can only picture one thing.:D
M'A_M -
I liked the old avatar better... just my vote.
See poem under other thread with this name in other area
where you been hiding Mon!!!?
heard you got to play barber!!!
Shaolin Revenge I figure. ;)
Margie... it's a good thing that guy wasn't
6'9"!!!